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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Snote placed himself in a scenario where he couldn't lose the trial (because they now need him) and killed off any hopes of the Chiss allying with the Empire in the future. This tells us two things: he likes the Republic more than the Empire for unknown reason and he dislikes the isolationist stance the Ascendancy has!

    Because we know for a fact he served with the Empire before going back home, I predict that he somehow got disillusioned with the Empire during his service and wants the "better" alternative for his people.

    I don't know, you can never really know with Snote. xD
    He is becoming like a male Kreia in my opinion. Only bald, male and with a big, big nose! Very quotable, very mysterious and morally complex. Always has a presence when he enters the scene.
    It also helps we all secretly read his lines in Hugo Weaving's voice now. :D
     
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    Great updates, @Alamact. Despite all attempts by us to make it otherwise, there's an actual freaking story here, and a damn good one that's better than a lot of stuff we've gotten out of the old EU *gives The Crystal Star the side-eye*.

    Go to GIB and TRY to EXCHANGE your HONOURE™ for SPICE. MANDALORIAN HONOURE™ is NO GOOD out here, you need something more REAL.
     
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    Could it be that I know where this HONOURE-Trademark comes from ? :D
     
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    Nope :D:
     
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  5. Pomojema

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    #1745 Pomojema, Dec 9, 2016
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  6. Alamact

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    Just to explain the abrupt silence from my part: I am ill. Nothing serious, not to worry - but I am seriously messed up right now and locked to my bed. I'll try to make the update by tonight (as most of the facial expressions and body poses have been completed), but in this state - I cannot guarantee it.

    Here's the good news: this Sunday marked the end of my busy weekends and once I bring myself up to full power, expect a return to form in terms of update release frequency. Also, 2016 kicked me in the balls one final time by having my TV unexpectedly go broken - but that's the least of my worries right now.

    Thanks for the patience you've all shown and I am anxious about the Onderon plotline about as much as you are. I'm hoping we'll get to the thick of it soon.

    Cheers!
     
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    No rush, buddy! We can wait for the update. ;)

    Get well soon!
     
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    Get well first, publish later ;)
     
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    I wish you a swift recovery and a well-deserved break come the Holidays.
     
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  11. Alamact

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    Thanks for the well-wishes everyone! Since I promised an update, an update is what you'll get.

    @Darth Bob, did... did we post at the same time?
    [​IMG]

    DOOP: "TREE!"
    MISSY: "So? Haven't you ever seen a tree before?"
    DOOP: "LOOK AT IT."
    MISSY: "What's wrong with it? Looks perfectly fine to me."
    DOOP: "That's the point!"
    MISSY: "You're acting like a farmer's brat, you know that."

    Yes. We can INTO RENDER TREES now.

    [​IMG]

    DOOP: "You think you're TOUGH SH*T, huh!? With your PERFECTLY SHAPED LEAVES, ACTUAL FRUITS and a SHADED TRUNK?"

    [​IMG]

    DOOP: "I'm watching you."

    [​IMG]

    You approach YA BOI, CANCEROUS ORDO.

    There's some THINGS that NEED EXPLAINING.

    [​IMG]

    CANCEROUS: "Doop Skychafer! My favorite Jedi Knight! Good to see you’re still roaming the Inner Rim! Say, that shoulderpad we had made for you suits you well. Much honoure to be shown! Much honoure."
    DOOP: "Honoure? You had that thing made as a cheap compromise!"
    CANCEROUS: "Now, now, how could I have known that you’d find Twi’leks repulsive?"
    DOOP: "I don’t know. I just figured the reward would be more... monetary. All I got was an insult, instead."
    CANCEROUS: "An accidental insult!"

    CANCEROUS: "Besides, if you wanted money, you should have made a deal with the Rust Legion. But you’re smarter than that, aren’t you, Doop?"
    DOOP: "Just shut up and give me some honoure, you shitposting freak."

    [​IMG]

    Wow, that ACTUALLY FREAKING WORKED.

    [​IMG]

    DOOP: "Say, what the hell are you Mandalorians even doing here on Onderon?"
    CANCEROUS: "This is the Mandalorian Sector of Iziz, Doop, in case you didn’t catch that teensy little detail."
    DOOP: "Yeah, but... you, specifically?"
    CANCEROUS: "Oh, Doop. Hutt Space can only be as fun for so long before you start to miss the more sophisticated places."

    DOOP: "What happened with Grabba?"
    CANCEROUS: "Rumor has it the Cartel stripped him of his status and exiled him from Hutt Space. Poor fella must have spent his year trying to reestablish a power base with nothing to show for it."

    DOOP: "Didn’t think you’d care for that gluttonous slug."
    CANCEROUS: "Say what you will, but he had honoure."

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    CANCEROUS: "Honoure is important. Never forget that."
    DOOP: "For some reason, I’m not buying your excuse."
    CANCEROUS: "Fine. See that guy over there?"
    DOOP: "The one next to the filthy tailhead? Sure."

    CANCEROUS: "That’s one of the Beat Riders."
    DOOP: "You mean the Beast Riders."
    CANCEROUS: "No, the beat riders. They ride beasts into battle, usually accompanied by an epic beat. I mean, have you *seen* their bass?"
    DOOP: "No, and I doubt I want to."

    CANCEROUS: "Honestly, you’re missing out. They’re just the bomb! Or, well, they used to be. We pounded their asses so hard back in the Mandalorian Wars that they’re still walking sore from it."
    DOOP: "Was that a euphemism?"
    CANCEROUS: "They never quite fully recovered since."

    [​IMG]

    DOOP: "I still don’t know where you’re going with all this. Make some sense, dammit!"
    CANCEROUS: "Well, see, the Beat Riders became common thugs and mercenaries after the Mandalorian Wars."
    DOOP: "You weren’t any different back then."
    CANCEROUS: "No, but here’s the difference."

    CANCEROUS: "Clan Ordo united the scattered Mandos and fought back against the Sith invaders who were backing General Vaklu’s coup. For our aid, we were given this sector in the city. The very city we once besieged."

    CANCEROUS: "Naturally, the Beat Riders hate us for it, and that’s very fun, isn’t it?"
    DOOP: "Wait... the reason you’re here is because you just want to *troll* some washed-up thugs?"

    CANCEROUS: "Now you're getting it!"

    [​IMG]

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    [​IMG]

    Having concluded your CATCHING UP with CANCEROUS, you DECIDE to ENLIST his HELP in EXACTING REVENGE on the FILTHY TAILHEAD, GIB FORTUNA, for RUINING your COVER way back in the RUST LEGION CANTINA.

    CANCEROUS can't resist some GOOD OLD-FASHIONED TROLLING and his HONOURE™ COMPELS him to help you. However, he DOES have ONE QUESTION.

    What is your plan?
     
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    FORCE PUSH the LEAVES off the TREE into the TWI'LEK'S FACE, setting off his DEBILITATING HAY FEVER. Then he will SUFFER for his DISRESPECT! SUFFER!
     
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    This revenge is no mere trifle, for your Toydarian pride is on the line! The situation calls for an intricate plan, signature Doop design, utilising the full spectrum of your assets.

    You send Cancerous' gang to annoy the heck out of the Beat Rider. Missy will concurrently hit on Gib, distracting the filthy merchant from your movements.

    While these distractions take place, you will use Columbo's detective abilities to sneak behind Gib's stall and permanently borrow his most valuable wares.
    For maximum Revenge Effect™, you leave in the stolen cargo's place a holoprojection of your DOOPED face.

    You also perform a Mwahahahahaha™.
     
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    Ah. Doop has TWO LIGHTSABERS NOW.

    Hopefully they are WORKING WELL this TIME. It would be a SHAME if you were to SUFFER PERFORMANCE ANXIETY a SECOND YEAR in a ROW.
    You really think MISSY will agree to that? SEDUCTION has never been her STRONG SUIT. But that's because she's a COLD HEARTED BLUE SKINNED RED EYED SCHUTTA.
     
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    Get food from the Twi'lek salesman. You are famished.
     
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    Have COLUMBO enter his PETTY TROLLING PROTOCOLS and have him act like he's MALFUNCTIONING while TOSSING the TAIL HEADS MERCHANDISE ON THE GROUND.

    COLUMBO can't be BLAMED for such actions, he's a DROID, and to BLAME HIM would be DROIDCIST or SOMETHING

    And being a DROIDCIST would be EQUALLY AS BAD FOR THE TAIL HEADS BUSINESS. Think of all the DROID SYMPATHIZERS that would GET REALLY BUTT-HURT over such an INCIDENT.
    (They may or may not ACTUALLY EXIST, but the sheer POTENTIAL of THEIR EXISTENCE is certainly there)

    IT WOULD BE FINANCIAL SUICIDE FOR THE TAIL HEAD. He'll have no CHOICE but to just STAND THERE and LET IT HAPPEN, or RISK A PR DISASTER.
     
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    Surely this will not STOP the GREAT DOOP SKYCHAFER? DOOP SKYCHAFER will TRY THIS REGARDLESS of EXPECTATIONS!
     
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    I think that's precisely why we should try it! Clearly for academic purposes.
    [​IMG]
     
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    RUIN GIB'S REPUTATION and COST HIM A CUSTOMER by PRETENDING THAT HIS FOOD GAVE YOU FOOD POISONING. That'll teach him!
     
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    Clearly we're gonna need some dank memes for this one. I suggest diving into your most trollworthy collection of rare holos of the Sith Lord Darth Pepe. All the normies of course think Pepe is a symbol of DisHonoure, and so there is no better way to turn the public against him. Flood the market, and you'll see the disgusting tail-headed backstabber in ruin!
     
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