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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    What's with DOOP'S BLACK EYE and why does it keep SWITCHING EYES?

    If I was to HAZARD A GUESS I would hazard that it's a MANIFESTATION of his power of VISION, so I guess I VOTE VISION.
     
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    So it's looking like Doop is going to be in for a combination of Vision and Booze... Or just Booze, depending on how you look at it. If a couple people move toward Charm, though, there could be an upset.
     
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    Met Daisy Ridley at Celebration 2017. She had some interesting things to say:

    Orpa Anthology.png

    Naturally, I remained skeptical. But she assured me 10,000 producers will rally to our cause!
     
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    Heads up, people: as you obviously noticed, I'm updating the comic at sparser intervals. I'd like to reiterate that, yes, "paying the story its due" has some effect on this - but it's also mostly because I'm very busy at this time with other obligations. I imagine this will persist for this week and the next, with the hopes that by then, we would have returned to Saber's viewpoint - as this is primarily a Saber-centric chapter. Expect more "cinematic" updates during this period; some that are tonally focused like the Missy/Snote scene, and others of the more lampooning variety like the Polka Dot Soliloquy.
    Wasn't expecting this at all. Thank you for a heartfelt laugh, Alex.
    It was quite varied, overall. Loads more tame than the level ups tend to be, though.
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    After a LUDICROUS AMOUNT of TIME WASTED in DECIDING which attribute to PICK, even if you PRETTY MUCH decided a LONG WHILE AGO, you opt for an INCREASE in VISION and BOOZE. This is called a STAT COMBO. No longer shall the HORRORS of BLURRED VISION haunt your DRUNKEN EPISODES.

    Your eyes can't deceive you. By all means, trust them.

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    Yep. It's PRETTY CLEAR that your PAZAAK DECK leaves a lot to be DESIRED. On the bright side, at least you've FOUND almost EVERY COMPANION you could possibly AFFORD in this ACT. Problem is, neither of them LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.

    You're just SUCH a BRIGHT, LOVABLE PERSON that it's completely baffling why you're suffering through a GRIMDARKEDGE EPISODE of TORMENTED SOLITUDE right now.

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    Oh well, you CARE NOT for such TRIFLE MATTERS. It's time to CHECK UP on GALT and bring yourself one step closer to FULFILLING your DESTINY POCKETS. Also mirrors. We mustn't FORGET about the MIRRORS, Force-dammit!

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    You have now ENTERED a DARKENED ROOM. Thanks to your INVESTMENT in VISION, you can actually MAKE OUT most of the THINGS scattered throughout. JOHN GALT is sitting there near the table and DRINKING what you PRESUME to be MANTELLIAN SCOTCH.

    What do you do?
     
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    Ask GALT why he wears the MASK, ESPECIALLY if he INTENDS TO DRINK THAT WHISKEY!

    I swear, some people...
     
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    THIS IS IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT!

    Also I guess we should do something plot related? I don't even know anymore. What the hell are we even doing on Onderon again? Also I don't feel like we've had any visions to keep us invested in our long term goals in a while. :| Maybe we could ask Gault to knock us out again so that we can acquire more guidance from Ghost Snote?
     
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    Oooohhhh, I like this. Maybe that is what the Mantellian Scotch is for!

    SEE?! The Lazy Author™ is practically laying it all out for us! It's time to test those newly acquired attributes, IMBIBE the SCOTCH!!

    And for the love of the force, before you leave this room, look in the mirror!!
     
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    Ignite your lightsaber in order to shed some light in the room. I'm sure Galt won't perceive this gesture as life-threatening since you two are such close buddies and all.
     
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    Swagger over to Galt whistling something neat & challenge him to a drinking contest as we might as well make use of our newly acquired skill.
     
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    Well you INVESTED into BOOZE

    MIGHT AS WELL UTILIZE THE SKILL

    DRINK THE SCOTCH ALREADY

    It might let you FORGET the whole DEBACLE with CANCEROUS
     
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    No problem. Now, if only I had the money to go to celebration and pull this off for real. That should be a long-term goal for everyone here xD.
    Wait a second.. where's Galt's arms?

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    DRINKTHESCOTCHDRINKTHESCOTCHDRINKTHESCOTCH...
     
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    Magnificent.
     
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    Make sure that it's actually scotch, then chug it if that's actually the case!
     
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    Tucked underneath his cloak.
    To be fair, one of the shots was mirrored in the final draft.
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    You are DOOP SKYCHAFER, and not even YOU are CERTAIN ENOUGH of your LONG TERM GOALS in this ADVENTURE, but you also can't CONSTANTLY RELY on DREAM SEQUENCES to SPOON FEED you the PLOT. You still got MYNOCK and KESTREL and FIND. Maybe the LONGING you SEEK is not BEHIND you, but AHEAD. Or bounty money. Yep. Most likely bounty money.

    Who believes in that MYSTICAL FEELGOOD CRAP, anyways? Not DOOP SKYCHAFER, that's for sure!

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    You now APPROACH the MIRROR.

    It's PRETTY DARK and your investment in VISION is INSUFFICIENT. You're also pretty sure the AUTHOR is PULLING these REQUIREMENTS right out of his ASS. The AUTHOR agrees.

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    By the FORCE, you look absolutely HIDEOUS. Your lightsaber is only MAKING THINGS WORSE.

    We are already months into the Act, and this is the FIRST TIME you've officially WHIPPED it OUT?

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    Well, at least your FANGIRLS will appreciate you for this frame. Oh, who am I kidding, you're DOOP SKYCHAFER. You don't have any FANGIRLS.

    They're all INEXPLICABLY in the SABER CAMP for SOME REASON.

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    Yeah, why don't you PUT that thing AWAY before someone gets HURT? Your feelings are already the COLLATERAL DAMAGE here, but no one gives a F*CK about those. At least ENJOY the new SABER EFFECTS that accurately light the ROOM and leave PROPER REFLECTIONS on the MIRROR. It took us SIX MOVIES and an entire ACT to progress to this ASTOUNDING VISUAL MARVEL, after all.

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    Yes, ENJOY some of that SWEET NEW TECHNOLOGY.

    EXTRA T E C C™. Because you're worth it.

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    You ask GALT a REASONABLE QUESTION.

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    It is a COMMONLY KNOWN fact that SPACE AUSTRALIANS don't expect GUESTS, therefore you completely BELIEVE in EVERYTHING this NEFARIOUSLY LOOKING CYBORG BLOKE just told you.

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    DOOP, are you even sure that's SUPPOSED to be MANTELLIAN SCOTCH?

    Could be SOMETHING ELSE, you know? But no, that'd be just WRONG. This COMIC never RECYCLES JOKES, right? *cough*

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    That does it! GALT has INSULTED your ALCOHOLISM for the first and last time.

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    DOOP, let's rephrase that once again: are you COMPLETELY SURE you want to DRINK this POTENTIALLY DISGUSTING LIQUID.

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    SMART BOY!

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    Boy, it's a GOOD THING you CHECKED just in time. Imagine if you UNWITTINGLY CHUGGED all that liquid down before CHECKING FIRST. You're no DARTH SABER, after all!

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    DOOP, you GULLIBLE IDIOT!

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    Are we REALLY DOING this? Really? For the NTH TIME, already?

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    Oh, look! You've REDISCOVERED your SENSES.

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    ...and SUBSEQUENTLY prevented us from a TRITE REPEAT of an OVERUSED JOKE.

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    DOOP?

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    You know, that GUN over there looks AWFULLY CLOSE and REAL USEFUL right about now.

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    You still need a PLAN to go to JEDHA with GALT to look for KESTREL. You've already sent COLUMBO to wait near GALT'S SHIP to TRAVEL with him and ENSURE that GALT doesn't BAIL OUT PREMATURELY from helping you out. Sounds like BLACKMAIL, but it isn't, because you're DOOP SKYCHAFER.

    What do you do?
     
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    I guess its really time to get this show on the road.

    THE PLAN IS FINALIZED. Tell GALT to GO to his SHIP. And you will go to YOUR SHIP. He will TAKE OFF. And you will TAKE OFF. The PLOT is just AROUND the PARSEC!
    Inexplicably!? Its all in the GLORIOUS GLORIOUS BOOTY.
     
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    Agreed, but make Galt take his mask off. He doesn't need it.
    You cannot trust a man who hides his face like that!
     
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    Never thought to see a Samurai Jack reference in the comic. :D
    "Take off that mask. You don't need it!"
    "What do you think you'll see if I do?"
    "The face of a wanker!"

    Endorsed +1!
     
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    Oh Galt, stop taking the piss!

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    ORPA was filmed in fornt of a "live studio audience".
     
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