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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    "Hello there. How may I serve you my lord Vowrawn, my good friend General Fux, and you, Pete?"

    Edit: Then to impress them even further begin to softly hum the ancient Sith tune of the Pillaging of [Insert Pete's homeworld here]. That's of course the one about how the true Sith Purebloods, and the heroic Gingers of [Insert Fux's Homeworld], laid waste to the beautiful lands of [Pete's Homeworld.] Because there's no better way to bring minds together for the betterment of everyone than reminding them of their shared history!
     
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    KEEL heem.
     
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    There was nothing wrong with the old one. Put her back right now! #ratchetrules

    Ratchet's right. Blast this blast! Cut the comms off Shepherd-style and tell everyone to go home early.
     
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    How unexpectedly renegade of you, Saber!

    "Looks like we've lost the signal, Bethany.".....only make sure to say this before you lose the signal just to make things awkward.
     
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    I love our dorky profanity filter.
     
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    Buy some time.
    Let's see what the empire- vip-club-people have to say.
    Maybe you can reach out to Fux' mind through the force and read his thoughts..
     
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    HANG UP ON THEM

    And then CALL THEM BACK just so you can HANG UP ON THEM AGAIN

    Keep doing this REPEATIDLY until they are UTTERLY CONVINCED that you are TECHNOLOGICALLY INCOMPETENT

    If they didn't ALREADY THINK THAT TO BEGIN WITH
     
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    Isnt petturi just Finnish for traitor?

    Me thinks there is something up with Minister Pete. Maybe hes a former Republic admiral?

    ASK GENERAL FUX for the FORMATION of LOBSTRE SQUAD! DONT TRUST ANYONE ELSE.
     
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    Look directly at the war master & say hey Pete What Compels You & enquirer weather he has recovered from that highly contagious virus that he picked up a couple of weeks ago. Note this is something you just made up on the spot but General Fux doesn't know that.
     
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    "Oops, we seem to have lost the signal again... boring conversation anyway....."


    Say Al, does our red-faced friend suffer from the same 'moving-scar'-affliction as Kylo Ren? ;):D

    [​IMG]

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    +1 for trying to get information from General Fux, either by stealth or straight up confrontation.
     
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    In all honestly, quite mundane in a comic where half the people are armless freaks until necessity comes knocking on the door.
    [​IMG]

    SABER: "Greetings, my fellow lords... and Pete."
    PETTURI: "I'm sorry...?"
    GENERAL FUX: "Saber. Stop being a teat-suckler and listen. The hour of our victory is growing close."
    SABER: "It's not "at hand"? Just growing close? That's going to do wonders for our morale here, you know."

    VOWRAWN: "That's where your very capable team comes in, Lord Saber. Or are you not up to the task?"
    SABER: "Oh, no, no, we are definitely up to the task! We just love to do these tasks for the glory of the Empire. Right, guys?"

    Cue cricket noise.

    SABER: "Erm... what was the task, again?"
    GENERAL FUX: "You are to take your small and menial force into the heart of Republic territory, swarming with green Jedi and commando forces and take care of their leadership singlehandedly."

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    JOKE SETUP: meet BUILDUP.

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    BUILDUP: meet EXTREMELY PREDICTABLE PUNCHLINE.

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    SABER: "What does that accomplish? Outside of us sending good men and women to die so recklessly?"
    VOWRAWN: "You would be at the helm of this covert vanguard. The responsibility of your troops will be entirely on you. I'm sure that the man who broke the defense of Axial Park and slew Jedi Master Viridi is a capable leader for this mission."
    SABER: "That was a fluke!"

    GENERAL FUX: "As I warned you, my lord, Saber prefers to mask his competence with humility."
    VOWRAWN: "I'm well aware."
    PETTURI: "It is decided, then."

    PETTURI: "Lord Saber shall take his small contingent and pass along through the streets of government, using the chaos of the battle to conceal their movement."

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    Apparently, things seem to be going DANDY for the IMPERIAL WAR EFFORT in the CORE WORLDS. Just not for its CONSCRIPTED CITIZENS, as well.

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    That's nice, SABER. If only GENERAL FUX actually had some of himself to GIVE.

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    SHAMELESS POP-CULTURE REFERENCE? DING.

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    Actual conversation during an IMPORTANT IMPERIAL WAR MEETING. You've seen it here, folks.

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    HOORAY for the EMPIRE and the UNBREAKABLE WILL of its HIGH COMMAND!

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    You are now LEFT to CONCOCT a BATTLE PLAN to take the BASTION CITADEL, defeat the REPUBLIC LEADERSHIP and OPTIONALLY walk out alive out of this MESS.

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    In order to BREACH the CITADEL during your SUICIDE MISSION, your assault team will need a TECH SPECIALIST to act as a SABOTEUR and INFILTRATOR. Since this is the TUTORIAL VERSION of this SHINY NEW MECHANIC that's totally not REFERENCING an OLDER GAME, all three choices are PERFECTLY VALID and will not harm your MISSION in any way imaginable.

    All choices matter. In equal ways. Literally.

    OH LOOK, a club is being SWUNG towards your head repeatedly with an attached note that says "JOKE". What's up with that?

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    You'll also need to pick a SQUAD LEADER to take command of a SECOND FIRETEAM comprised of REDSHIRTS. Yes. These choices are literally just three different flavors of the same thing. It's nothing more than a POPULARITY CONTEST really, when you think about it.

    Note: the PEOPLE not picked, if eligible for COMBAT, will join your SQUAD ANYWAYS as LOYAL COMPANIONS REGULAR GRUNTS. Choices matter.

    Who is your tech specialist, and who is your squad leader?
     
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    Tech specialist: Clearly we can never go wrong with our trusty companion Ratchet. I mean sure, we just had that whole conversation about character motivation, but come on, this is Ratchie we're talking about. She been ya girl since day 1.

    Also our other choices aren't really that feasible. It's either Fritz, which is a no go for obvious ethical reasons, and... who even is that? If GTA 5 taught me one thing it's to never pick the boring red-shirtish character for the heist mission.

    Squad Leader: Chu. We must ensure Imperial command procedure is followed in this delicate operation, plus you kind of feel like out of the three of them that old bitty is the most expendable when we get that obvious, "Who to save," prompt later. There! The plan is made!
     
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    much as i love Rachet. i will be very sad if Fritz isn't on this mission!!!

    and Chu is a obvious squad leader (especially since Faz will go along regardless ~ hahaha).
     
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    I don't think that's what they mean when they say, "Think of the children!"
     
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    Fritz for our technician. Every team needs a midget little person. Look at Anakin, Luke, and Rey; they had R2 and BB-8. It is a most essential part of any team.

    Chu for the squad leader. There's nothing worse than needing to sneeze at a crucial moment, and let me tell you, she seems the most prepared!
     
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    Frtiz needs to be on your team just so we have an excuse to scream "THEY'VE KILLED FRITZ!" if it comes to that.

    I'll go for Chu for the other team, just because the characters can ask "What's a matter with Chu?" without a hint of irony if something goes wrong.
     
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    Who is a sneakier infiltrator than small children?
    Even Batman, your arguable counterpart from a galaxy equally far far away, frequently employed the services of young orphans during his lonely cosplay nights. THAT MAY HAVE SOUNDED A LITTLE WRONG, BUT IF IT KEEPS YOUR BLUE POINTS INTACT, JUST ROLL WITH IT.

    Therefore, you shall go with NOT KASUMI Fritz!

    As for the other option, the obvious choice is NOT MIRANDA General Chu! Best assets in the Empire, nothing more to be said.
     
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    Hands down, my favourite moment in Wizards.

    TAKE RATCHET! Then she WILL NOT be able to LEAVE in the morning. HAHAHA!

    ...

    WAIT! DON'T TAKE RATCHET. This might be one of THOSE DECISIONS that have a MASS EFFECT on your COMPANIONS. KEEP her ALIVE! Send SOMEONE ELSE to their DEATH.

    As far as tactics go, simply RUN OFF MOB AGRO and go straight to the BOSS.
     
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    Take Fritz as your tech specialist as Rachet maybe more competent but dam it you are not going to have her die On your watch.

    For the squad leader chose Chu as having a competent second is vital if you are going to get anywhere near completing this mission. Plus it's always usefully to have a senior officer along to blame if thing go pear shaped (Which they no doubt will)
     
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