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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. CnlSandersdeKFC

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    Alam, this is cool and all, but I've yet to find the Bruce page. How can you consider it a proper ORPA wiki without a page dedicated to the MOST IMPORTANT character? It just isn't groovy.

    Really though, nice work. Two thumbs way way up.
     
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    "You thought this page would have a big essay on the Rear Admiral, didn't you?

    You were wrong."


    ...why was I even expecting anything else?
     
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    How is the remaster coming along, Al? :D
     
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    Pretty damn great, I'd say. Unsurprisingly, it's taking me a bit longer to wrap it all up, but there are some very useful things I'm getting from it for the comic's future. For example, us visiting Korriban (Moraband) and Ziost at some point seem like a done deal given how the Imperial side of things are progressing. Doing the background for any new location tends to take up the most time on average, but if I have those resources already prepared, I can severely cut the downtime between updates for those locations. That said, here's how the new Korriban and Ziost look like:

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    Happy 2nd Anniversary, y'all!
     
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    My dear Al, that looks absolutely marvellous!
    Resplendant, I might even say! :cool:

    You have certainly outdone yourself.
    I'm very much looking forward to things moving forward! :)
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  8. Alamact

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    It's that time of the year, folks! 22nd of February - which means absolutely nothing within the context of this adventure. Yesterday, however, was the second anniversary of the comic - and if I had been more efficient - this would have been posted last night. Another year of Paint Adventures awaits us, and after a brief (but much needed) hiatus, we return right where we left off with Saber and Missy in the final stretch of Chapter 16.

    As promised, I'm giving you folks a mention in this post so that you can return to the adventure proper - should you so desire. Thank you once again for being a part of this and may our third year fare even better. Cheers!

    Fancy, yet unexpectedly compact participants list: @madarabg, @Admiral Petty, @FN-3263827, @LadyMusashi, @Epilay, @Darth Bob, @Pomojema, @KyoTe, @Devers, @DarthFather, @Light Savior, @Mihron, @*Definetly Not A Sith Lord*, @El' Socko, @Lazlo, @Lankist, @JV-24601, @KyloRevan, @jelenkovic90, @KesselRunner, @AstromechRecords, @Voxx, @Killerbanana16, @Josh7797445, @RockyRoadHux, @DarthWalker, @DarthBaron, @edgar allan poe dameron, @Wraloa_Craubo, @Irt Malk, @ThesithKalp, @Rieekan, @TheLegendsProject, @NvVanity, @The One Armed Wampa, @Spacebeast48, @Silver_Trixter, @PeetzaSlice, @oldbert, @GingerByte, @DarthSnow, @Minch Yoda, @tm0910196, @BloodyShadow, @Bandini, @TIDMADT, @Boushhdisguise, @SaberingTime, @P1B5F, @Star Dude, @Ras Al Ghul Turkey, @BATMAN222, @teline, @Lord Revanous, @Lord of the Rens, @Sibwarra208, @Blackbird, @NinjaRen, @WulffYularen, @JohnBoyardee, @Jedi General, @Master_Farkaz, @Rogues1138, @Grand Master Galen Marek, @skychafer, @repo2000, @TK-1204, @Addi Ras, @The Hero With No Fear, @Admiral Raddus, @Lock_S_Foils, @Bloo Leeder, @NotQyteNeo, @Qui Gons Gin, @SlugmanAttacks, @Quazimodem, @TheBBP, @Ridcully, @Bluemilk, @Exo.
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    The author has NO IDEA what RATCHET is on about. None whatsoever.

    It's only been a couple of minutes, right?

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    Saber attempts to DODGE the BLAME.

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    Well, this is mildly uncomfortable.

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    MISSY is confused by such PALTRY CONCEPTS and demands an explanation.

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    MISSY takes a long look at the newly made piece of jewelry, APPRAISING ITS VALUE to the best of her abilities.

    Which are unfortunately considerable.

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    Damn, Missy. You harsh.

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    You have picked up a new item! TRASHY FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. It has no stats whatsoever, but it has a mild sentimental value.

    Also a faint scent of CHEAP LIQUOR.

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    You leave BOOZE GIRLS behind for a SECOND TIME and prepare for a SECOND LONG NIGHT on the SMUGGLER'S MOON.

    These storylines are ALWAYS the same thing. Next thing you'll know, there'll be a GREEN LADY waiting for you outside.

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    How about a COMPANY of REPUBLIC SPECIAL FORCES instead?

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    Tension permeates through the air, slicing through you harder with every heartbeat. One wrong move could very well mean your DEATH. Your only hope is to turn the tables with UNCONVENTIONAL DISTRACTION.

    What do you do?

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    You do nothing, because a GERIATRIC SOLDIER emerges from his BOOZE CAVE, wearing his old armaments.

    He is the LAST TROOPER.

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    It's honestly quite a WONDER he still remembers any of this.

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    You are bailed out by the RACIST EX MACHINA himself. Because the author is TOO LAZY to deliver on PLAUSIBLE ESCAPE SCENARIOS.

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    The AUTHOR is also a SADISTIC GIT.

    From time to time.

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    You cast a WORRYING GLANCE towards RATCHET as the TABLES turn on you YET AGAIN.

    This might just be your final moments of FREEDOM before being locked up and summarily executed in some destitute, low-maintenance Republic prison.

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    TINK buys you time, as a CHASE across the LONG WALKWAYS of NAR SHADDAA ensues!

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    You dash through the CORELLIAN SECTOR as the UNENDING CITYSCAPE of the SMUGGLER'S MOON opens up before you.

    A silhouette of a MAN IN GRAY forms before your horizon. His presence does not fill you with comfort.

    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.

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    The JEDI KNIGHT awaits you with a STERN LOOK as he dispatches RATCHET'S WEAPON to the boundless depths of NAR SHADDAA with but a BRIEF GESTURE of his hand.

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    He readies his weapon, but no words come out of his mouth.

    You sense only CONTEMPT within.

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    You feel as though you should REMEMBER this man, but your MEMORY escapes you. You sense that MISSY crossed paths with him before, and her look of silent surprise acknowledges your attempts at divination.

    What do you do?
     
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    So easy, force choke him.
     
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    First up Fantastic update.

    Now then what to do hmmm

    Hide behind the 2 girls has Jedi are honourable & would never attack 2 girls right.
    Hopefully when he hesitates to attack you Missy can get in a cheap shot & take him out.
     
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    If it were literally any other Jedi I would be all for it, but this is Jedi Joffrey.
    Flavia knows there is no cure for being a count. Be like Flavia.

    DRAW YOUR LIGHTSABER!
     
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    Don't do anything before Missy says to! Missy knows something. Keep your eyes on the jerk though. Be ready though. Don't be stupid Saber. And whatever you do, look sexy doing it.
     
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    I'm almost 20% POSITIVE it's time for a proper SITH vs JEDI DANCE OFF for the fate of the UNIVERSE or something.
     
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    Hmmmm.....a Jedi with a red light saber?

    +1 for @KesselRunner 's suggestion. You challenge the cheeky JEDI to an impromptu SITH vs JEDI DANCE OFF.
     
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    Who am I to disagree with this logic? You challenge the FOOLISH JEDI to a DANCE OFF for the FATE of the... wait...

    And how is this not sexy?

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    Technically it's orange...ish. But yeah. Still a total signifier there!
     
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    Hey. Woaah, deja vu. The man with the inferiority complex issues is back (Hmm, hopefully I am not talking of myself).
    Missy, that's your case; knock him out (again) and once and for all (maybe with words like "..look at that little hopeless Jedi with his tiny lightsabre, he is back again.." or some better expressions of amusement of @Alamact 's taste)
     
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    Dark Lord Gangters don't dance.




    We Sith-Walk.
     
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    <------- FLAMBOYANTLY POINTS AT USERNAME
     
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    I'm going to take a spin on this.

    Act like you're holding the two girls hostage. Ignite your lightsaber and point it at your precious Missy's throat (please don't make dirty jokes) . I think both your companions are bright enough to play along.

    This should buy you the time to figure out the guy's intentions while "negotiating" with him. (Or he just doesn't buy it and you dance off anyway - I'm also cool with that)
     
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