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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    LOOT the dead Trandoshan. NEVER pass up the chance to LOOT A CORPSE.
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 24, 2019, Original Post Date: Feb 24, 2019 ---
    Jinx!
     
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    Wow I think this is the first time Alamact killed a companion character since Act 1.
    RIP Tink. We hardly knew ye. :(
    In solidarity of this jinx I endorse looting this disembodied lizard for PLOT and HOARDING related reasons!
     
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    Ah damn I had a hunch TInk wasn't gonna make it out of this alive.

    As for what to do next...
    CHARMFULLY ASK MISSY to EXAMINE that body. She has the most BIOCHEM EXPERTISE between your posse and probably is a big fan of MICE given that she's a scientist more than a stuck up prissy lady.
     
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    @Ridcully is right.
    Never be afraid of any stormtroopers blaster.
    They are blind with their helmets on. Ask all the cameo trooper people of the ST about it....
    Ups. I somehow jumped over the last update. How could l.

    Ok. @Sabre then.
    Close your eyes and follow your instincts Darth. They never let you down.
    Just one smooth step after another..
     
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    Do we dare defile the dead in such a manner? OF COURSE WE DO! You're an adventurer, therefore it is an absolute necessity you loot the corpses of your slain foes! Check his pockets for a wallet, who knows what goods he had in there. Plus it's always good to have someone else's ID in case you want to commit a little identity theft, not like he'll be needing it anymore.

    ...Oh yeah, and cross the bridge I guess.
     
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    Well that went well.
    Lesson learned I hope. Just do what I say!
    I say. keep a great distance between yourself and the hole in the bridge unless you want to find yourself several yards under the bridge in the next update.
     
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    Counter point:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh yes! No XP goes to waste on this Missy's watch. Further your knowledge on Mus Musculus anatomy by carefully dissecting these lucky volunteers.
     
    #3608 Dork Lord of the Bith, Feb 25, 2019
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    First up RIP TINK

    Right then first up SPLAT THAT RAT after all you don’t know when your need some nutrients.
    Then Loot the corps if it ne thing I have learned from year of RPG experience it’s never leave a course un looted.
    Then cross the bridge carefully making sure you stay away from the edges.
     
    #3609 Addi Ras, Feb 26, 2019
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    Behold! The April Fools of our dear adventure for 2019 is... this sorry shell of an update.

    March Madness was a perfect way to describe the calamity of the previous month for me. Not perfectly satisfied with this update, but like Saber would say, we need to press on.
    [​IMG]

    You NOT-SO-SUBTLY suggest to your PARAMOUR-TO-BE that it would really, really please you if could watch her SPLAT THOSE RATS over there, UNSCRUPULOUSLY LOOT the corpse of a FILTHY LIZARD CREATURE and EXAMINE his CORPSE for CLUES.

    She knew you Sith have some nasty fetishes, but this is really pushing into the realm of depravity.

    [​IMG]

    For one way or another, your request remains unfulfilled.

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    RATCHET, on the other hand, has NO QUALMS about SPLATTING SOME RATS for extra experience points. She, in fact, does this will GIGGLING like a LITTLE MANDALORIAN CADET.

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    Ratchet has SUCCESSFULLY FLATTENED the RATS.

    [​IMG]

    Among a list of USELESS POSSESSIONS, you find some UNIVERSAL CREDITS. This replenishes your GOOD BOY BUDGET by 1000 CREDITS! Missy takes a closer look at the corpse, focusing on the slash marks, cuts and dismemberment scattered throughout the body.

    She comes to a conclusion she doesn't like.

    [​IMG]

    Without a shred of a doubt, only a GLOWPOLE similar to yours could cause something like this.

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    Since the MYSTERIOUS KNIGHT you encountered on CORELLIA also used lightsabers, this is actually a GOOD THING.

    Right?

    [​IMG]

    Missy isn't so sure. She reminds you in PANICKED WHISPERS that it wasn't so long ago that the last lightsaber you saw other than your own was in the hands of a CRAZED JEDI.

    Who knows what lurks here in the darkness? Perhaps the killer of this Trandoshan was SOMEONE, or SOMETHING more sinister? She urges you to TURN OFF your LIGHTSABER so that you don't attract the same kind of attention this EX-PERSON did.

    As she utters those words, you hear those DISTANT ECHOES of battle from before, followed now by a FAINT SHRIEK. You try to remain unfazed, but a shiver runs through your spine.

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    Since you SUBSCRIBE to the concept of TEAM DEMOCRACY, you succumb to peer pressure.

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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    STEP BY STEP, you carefully stride across this DECREPIT BRIDGE to the sound of CREAKS and CRACKS as your eyes adjust to the darkness.

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    So, here's the thing...

    [​IMG]

    See Missy's words above.

    What do you do?
     
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    You see? That worked way better, we didn't fall down. Next step stay away from the abyss.
     
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    That shirtless guy looks like he's ready to AWAKEN HIS MASTERS.
    FACILITATE COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN YOUR TWO GROUPS AND PUT AN END TO HOSTILITIES.
     
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    HE is OBVIOUSLY into BDSM. It is TIME to put your BDSM skill to use, Saber!



    Um. Somehow. I'll leave the specifics up to those who are in the know about that sort of thing. *Cough*

    *Crickets*
     
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    Turn on that handy glowpole of yours to better inspect the trandosh-kabob, then raise the saber in a salute to your new friends across the abyss. Surely it won't be mistaken for a hostile maneuver!
     
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    If it comes to battle, FORCE PUSH the trandoshan first! He's the only one with his gun out.

    Also possibly impale the PILLAR GUY to where the other trandoshan is. He looks like someone who would probably LIKE IT.
     
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    Whatever happens DON'T let Ratchet cross the gap! If Ratchet and Not-Ratchet find themselves too close to each other we'll surely end up with a tear in the time-space continuum which will send you back to 1955 to save Buckbeak all the way to the start of the comic, which contractually obligates the author to start all over and account for all inconsistencies with perfectly sound explanations.
     
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    Great Sons of Grabba, it really is Fake-Ratchet!! so we're re-introducing characters from page 4 now, are we?

    I guess there is yet hope for a Rather Dashing resurgence!
     
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    Isn't she ADORABLE??!!

    YEY!! A 1000 UniCreds will always come in handy! :p

    Oh, BUGGER! :eek:

    Um... right! Thanks @Darth Bob! :rolleyes:
    On the other hand... it COULD actually WORK... Though for PG-Rating reasons it might be PRUDENT, to let this scenario UNFOLD just OFF SCREEN! ;)

    All this talk of BDSM and PINK, handy glowpoles is STARTING to get a LITTLE out of HAND... this IS still a PG-rated adventure, right? ... RIGHT?? :confused:

    Ooh, good call! Endorsed!

    Impa... IMPALE the PILLAR GUY???!!! :eek: What the... What have I JUST been SAYING??
    LANGUAGE PEOPLE!! :rolleyes::p

    Besides, I don't think the guy standing NEXT to him (what I can only PRESUME to be his BROTHER...) is going to stand IDLY by and let you get AWAY with that! (Either out of BROTHERLY VENGEANGE or JEALOUSY... :D)

    Great SCOTT!! Wow, this is HEAVY!!
    WHATEVER happens, we must NOT be SEEN!! Wait... um... never mind... :oops:

    AHEM!! Yeah... um...
    EITHER CHASE them OFF, or KILL'EM ALL! (emperor)
    Or make FRIENDS, but keep... (oh, this is getting TOO COMPLICATED and CONVOLUTED! EVEN for THIS hot mess!)
    You know what...? SOD it ALL!!
    Let the girls FIGHT it out! If we're THROWING PG-ratings OVERBOARD anyway, I'd like to see some GIRL on GIRL ACTION! :cool::D
     
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    Well the good news is that due to budget cuts to Al's DM purse, those guys only have 3 arms between the 4 of them. Piece of cake. Let's just use our limb superiority to over power them. Better yet intimidate them into retreat. Preferably with some real mean hand gestures. That'll show em'.
     
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    You just know in Saber's world "MEAN HAND GESTURES" probably just mean POORLY ANIMATED JAZZ HANDS.
     
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