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HUMOR 55 th Dimension

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by 77th, Jan 21, 2016.

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Wich character will find The Ark of the Covenant in "Indiana Jones XXXIV"

  1. Poe Dameron

  2. Finn

  3. Rey

  4. Ben Solo / Kylo Ren

  5. Snoke

  6. Hux

  7. Phasma (actually this was Boba Fett disguised to capture Han Solo)

  8. Lor San Tekka (the spirit beyond the grave)

  9. Chewbacca

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  1. 77th

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    We all love Star Wars and we all have some thoughts how the next Star Wars Movie should be, we all have some real freaky ideas to the next Movie, but above everything else we really like to talk about crazy Star Wars Ideas. (i firmly believe that i'm betther than SW screenwriters and so do you)

    I decided to start a Star Wars Twilight Zone, not a 5 th but a 55 th dimension, were logic and continuity doesn't apply to the Star Wars Universe.

    I'm not looking for super edgier theories neither polite thoughts on the subject, i'm searching for the CRAZIEST, NASTIEST, FUNNIEST and PERVERTED IDEAS you can have. You know you all have them, come on bring them on, show us the thoughts you're afraid to show your grandmother. Let's have creative brainstorm.(please don't bring "Luke is Kylo Ren" and "Snoke is Plagueis" because those already have their own threads)

    I'll start things out with a couple of ideas that could lead SW to a complete new level:

    Luke Skywalker has passed to the Dark Side - After the massacre of his new Jedi Academy, Luke went berserker and fallen into the Sith way, when Rey handed the Lightsabre over, Luke smiled and pull his own lightsaber starting a huge 60 minutes lightsabre duell wich ends with Luke's death (EPIC - starting an episode in style)

    Poe and Finn are a couple - Actually there's a love triangle in here, but Poe realises that Finn has feelings for Rey, near the end of the movie Rey is trapped by Phasma and Poe could save her but moved by jelousy he turns away and Rey dies

    The First Order build the 4 th Death Star - Just like in the OT, Snoke ordered the construction of a forth death star, AKA Starkiller Base II, when Kylo went to verify the construction Hux says to a window "look the Starkiller II" and the only thing they have thru that window is a bunch of hooded tiny guys running with big parts on their backs (JAWAS got it)

    Civil War rises in Resistence HQ - tension around the Resistence members breaks loose after an X Wing Pilot trips Admiral Ackbaar, who stated "It's a Trap", and the pilots in red got outnumbered by green mechanics lead by Goss Towers, in order to keep sanity and preventing injuries General Leia ordered the things to be settle by the means of sport competition, they decided to play a Football match, reds Vs Greens, with the droid BB-8 being the ball. (Messi would make a cameo of course - BTW Reds win)

    (Now i gotta go, but will be back here for more, much more madness, i left the juicy ones to a later stage)
     
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