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HUMOR "Jango Fett," sung to the tune of Jingle Bells

Discussion in 'Prequel Trilogy' started by bferr1972, Nov 11, 2019.

  1. bferr1972

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    Suddenly inspired to spoof....

    ♪ Jango Fett, Jango Fett
    Jango all the way
    ♪ Boba is my only son
    cloned from my D.N.A.
    Hey!

    ♪ Jango Fett, Jango Fett
    Jango all the way
    ♪ Obi-Wan was just some clown
    I crossed along the way.

    ♪ Always a pleasure
    meeting a Jedi
    ♪ Unless he asks questions
    and gives me the stink-eye.

    ♪ Leaving Kamino
    that Jedi's giving chase
    ♪ Flying through the stars
    and rocks in outer space.

    ♪ Oh, Jango Fett, Jango Fett
    Jango all the way
    ♪ Boba is my only son
    cloned from my D.N.A.
    Hey!

    ♪ Jango Fett, Jango Fett
    Jango all the way
    ♪ Obi-Wan was just some clown
    I crossed along the way.

    ♪ On Geonosis now
    with Jedi used as bait
    ♪ Luring more Jedi
    to share a grisly fate.

    ♪ Here's a charging Reek
    and a Jedi they call Mace
    ♪ One's stomping over me
    one's slashing at my face.

    ♪ Ah! Jango Fett, Jango Fett
    Jango all the way
    ♪ Mace Windu was just some dude
    who stopped me on my way
    Hey!

    ♪ Jango Fett, Jango Fett
    Jango's now been slayed
    ♪ Boba is my only son
    inheriting my trade. ♪
     
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    I love it.

    "Mace Windu was just some dude
    who stopped me on my way
    Hey!"

    :D lol.
     
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    I love these lines:

    “Always a pleasure
    meeting a Jedi
    ♪ Unless he asks questions
    and gives me the stink-eye.”

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    :D
     
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