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SPECULATION Are porgs innocent or are they really murder penguins in disguise?

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Jedi Master Airina Zara, Sep 22, 2017.

  1. Jedi Master Airina Zara

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    298B6F66-7B91-41FD-80EC-254DA27FA1D5.jpeg We all know about these adorable creatures called the Porgs. But are they actually these adorable innocent creatures? Or are they really these little horrible monsters ready to sink their teeth into your flesh? I want to hear your theory’s. So come and join in! (Btw I’m doing this thread cause I’m bored lol)
     
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    I think that they are innocent and Luke starts a KFP (Kentucky Fried Porg) fast food chain at the end of the movie.
     
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    Y'know the thing about a porg, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.
     
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    Maybe they are like those killer dolls?
     
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    Quote from Jaws.
     
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  6. Jedi Master Airina Zara

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    Oh cool
     
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    LOL
     
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    I think they are dangerous. Luke probably zaps them with an shock staff and makes porg soup. :p
     
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    Ok... nice image to put inside your head XD
     
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    LOL.
     
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    I think they are spawns from the dark side.
     
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    No! How could you say something like that about such an adorable creature! Even though I troll about them, Porgs are one of my favorites.
     
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    It was a joke dude! Lol!
     
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    I wonder if all the Porgs are actually minions of Snoke! Telling him everything about what Luke and Rey are doing!
     
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    Oh ok XD
     
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    That would explain how Kylo Ren finds them.
     
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    Lol JK that would be horrible lol
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    Btw I don’t know if anyone has seen this at Target but they sell like these target exclusive 10 inch Porg toys and I have one lol it’s so darn cute!
     
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    They are like Gremlins. Cute and cuddly, but if you feed them after midnight...
     
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    *Porg feeding frenzy*
     
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    I have a feeling they are like sour patch kids candy. First they're sweet and then they're sour. Or like Gremlins.
     
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