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HUMOR Catastrophic Plot Twist

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by Deadeye, Nov 14, 2014.

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    I doubt you'd want to see Carrie Fisher in that outfit in Episode VII...

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    4 words: Jar Jar Force Ghost

     
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    More than seeing that Holiday Special thing! For certain!

    True story....I saw the damned thing when it first aired. My brother was bothering me. Dropped an ottoman on his head and sent him to the emergency room for stitches. The 70's man. It had it all.

    But yeah.....................C. Fisher in that outfit today. Just no.
     
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    Not only do they marry, they discover that adding S/M B/D to their incestuous marriage adds kinks, which is why Luke begins collecting Vader relics...
     
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    R.I.P Lando photo frame (A la Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) in MF cockpit
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    Wait.....there's something greater than seeing 2 people on each other? Did I miss the memo?

    All kidding aside, I'm sure Star Wars will remain quite 'sanitary' when it comes to 'relations'. I mean we know kids happen, but we don't need to see the sausage being made. (Pun intended)
     
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    SW isn't about sex... never has been. ESB had a great amount of sexual tension, and it did it in a very classy way. The PT was all about the romance between Anakin and Padme, but even with the baring of flesh Portman did (after she turned 18, of course) it wasn't overtly sexual. I would be shocked if the ST did not follow suit...
     
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    True honest to God story: I did NOT like ESB as a 10 year old because it had 'too much mushy stuff.'

    I loved the movie, not the mush.

    I even remember telling a teacher that after seeing ROTJ...."Jedi is much the superior to Empire owing to the fact that it does not delve into salacious matters of straight up 'gettin' bizzy' ma'am. It's a better film for it. I said it's better...let it go!"

    Later I would realize that I had that all bassackwards.
     
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    Baddy hold Luke captive.
    Only, we figure out at the end, it was Mark Hamill's stunt double.
     
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    HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Yeah, that might make me walk out in protest with my wife.


    Then walk back in later to see it alone.

    Myeahhhhhh.....

    That will never happen. Too Battlestar Galacticy. As much as I hope this gets as good as R. Moore's BSG, they won't come to Earth. They won't. They better not come to Earth. Just don't. Okay they might come to Earth.
     
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    Lando-Lobot romance - Landbot
     
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    WHY has no one speculated on Lobot making at least a cameo. Dude don't talk at all. He's bald already so if the actor was or went bald, we're still in line.

    Give him the same dated outfit and let the magic happen mang.
     
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    Disco-Lobot with Meco. That would totally be grooooovy
     
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    I know it's tongue-in-cheek, but check this out from 17:10 onwards for Disney's own take on that! :D

     
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    Need more female bodies in Episode VII
     
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    This is the funniest thing I've read about ruining Star Wars today and just had to share it. When discussing the possible release date for the teaser trailer, one commenter said:
     
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    i'm still waiting for the Indiana Jones meets Star Wars movie...



    especially the scene when Short Round marries that Ewok...
     
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    The Jedi have always been the bad guys from day 1, and have always deceived it's own members through mass galactic force deception or some other thing like that.
     
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    Wizard!
     
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    Plagueis' wizard experiment.
    "Star Wars Episode VIII: Attack of the Lloyds"
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    They attack while uttering Duel of the fates
    Kor-ah, Mah-tah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah.
     
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