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SPECULATION Change One Line and change EVERYTHING!!

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by Martoto, May 14, 2021.

  1. MandoChip

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    Sorry, that was harsh of me! Poor Finn...
     
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    What if Ben Kenobi’s story of Anakin and Vader was true. Technically, it was true, from a certain point of view. But, when Ben said Vader betrayed and murdered Luke’s father, what if that was literally. What if it was the actual story? Would there be some kind of underlying theme of Luke avenging his father or something like that?
     
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    Can you speak Bocce?

    What?

    Bocce, mutha*****. Do you speak it?!
     
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    Luke- Leia, Leia’s my sister.

    Obi- you’re insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down because You’ve already gone sliding into second base like your Pete rose, Yoda and I been meaning to say something because you’ve been trying for the home run like your babe Ruth.
     
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    Luke - I wouldn't have had to worry about those feelings had you not kept it a secret from me in the first place! I mean, Ben, if you wanted me to go on an adventure with you, I'm pretty sure telling me that "hey, the girl we're rescuing is your sister, and yes you have more family outside of your aunt and uncle" would have done the job!

    Obi- But would you have believed me?

    Luke - Ben, come on. I believed in the Force about five minutes after seeing you use it.
     
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    Luke- couldn’t you have at least told me before I gave her all those drawings and the mix tape.

    obi- yeah we thought it was funny until we saw those drawings. Then it just got disturbing. I can’t unsee what I saw. So much, just so much and I fought in the clone wars.

    Luke- yeah I may have crossed a line.

     
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    A NEW HOPE.

    INT. of the DESTROYER.

    ONE OFFICER AND ONE ADMIRAL ARE WITNESSING A POD ESCAPING FROM THE TANTIVE.

    THE OFFICER
    - There is another one.

    THE ADMIRAL
    - Fire at it, even is there is no lifeforms inside!!!!!!

    Pew Pew Pew.... THE ESCAPE POD, WITH TWO DROIDS INSIDE, INSTANTLY VOLATILIZE INTO THE NOTHINGNESS...​
     
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    Leia: I love you.

    Han: I love Chewie.
     
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    “Yeah this boy is probably nothing special. Thanks for winning the pod race. Byyyyyyyyye”

    -Qui Gon
     
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    I am your mother

    Padme fakes her death and kills Vader and replaces him as Vader. Boom
     
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    "I'm on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan!"

    "Oh. Sorry. Nevermind."
     
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    "General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack, and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-.....wait R2 is this thing recording? I don't see the recording light...Dammit R2!
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    Luke Skywalker: No, my father didn't fight in the Clone Wars. He was a navigator on a spice freighter.

    Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's what your uncle told you. He didn't have your father's midichlorians count; he felt he should've stayed here after murdering an entire village of Tusken Raiders for the kidnapping and torture of his mother.

    Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Clone Wars?

    Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes. I was once a Jedi knight, the same as your father.

    Luke Skywalker: I wish I'd known him.

    Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a whiny teenager. I understand that you've become quite a good pilot yourself.

    [sorrowfully]

    Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: And he was arrogant bastard.

    Luke Skywalker: How did my father die?

    Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: He isn't dead well maybe from a certain point of view, he was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Emperor kill Jedi younglings. We fought and I had the high ground. Now the Jedi are all but extinct and your father serves the Empire as Darth Vader.
     
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    kamino.png
     
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    Palpatine: Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father’s place at my side.

    Luke: Okay!
     
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    Dooku can't find a suitable person to create the clone army, so he clones himself.
     
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    Rey: What did you want to tell me?

    Finn: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
    —-
    Old woman: Who are you?

    Rey: Rey.

    Old woman: Oh. Okay.
    —-
    Palpatine: Execute order 72. (Pause) OH BLEEP!
    —-
    Obiwan: That boy is our last hope.

    Yoda: Maclunkey!
    —-
    Obiwan: It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground.

    Anakin: Okay, I surrender.
     
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    Anakin: If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.

    Padme: I can't... We can't... It's not possible.

    Anakin: Anything is possible, Padme, listen to me.

    Padme: No you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a lesbian.
     
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    Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the Dark Side! Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

    Luke: He told me enough. He told me you’re my father.

    Vader: No. I am your father.

    Luke: That’s what I said.

    Vader: Oh.
     
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