SPECULATION Crazy Theory about Uber

Yep I knew that was the response I met get.

 

You know what I have a huge problem with? Anakin Skywalker as a force ghost. Yoda and Obi-wan did not learn how to be a force ghost until after ROTS. When the hell did Anakin (now Vader) sit down and have a chat with Yoda for immortality. Seems to me that there was no special reason, besides being a good guy, that enables you to be a force ghost.

Everybody is always saying (including GL) that only Yoda, Qui gon and Obi-wan knew how to preserve their beings after death. And that bad guys can't be force ghosts, which is why Revan and Bane were cut from that Clone Wars episode.

And nobody tries to explain how Anakin became a force ghost

 

I guess him being ''the chosen one'' gave him a free pass just this once, the only time Anakin & Yoda had a chat he almost revealed he was married to a senator etc if it was up to me he would been sent packing down the dark depths of the darkside.

 

Well, It's not like Anakin didn't have full access to the Jedi holocrons once they took over the temple. I mean the guy had plenty of time to study and learn that. I mean it also could be as simple as by fulfilling the will of the force in killing the Emperor he now is sanctified.

 

Fair speculation but the way the Clone Wars TV show fleshed out this concept in season six made it seem like only Yoda and Obi-wan had this knowledge. Qui-gon studied the holocrons but that only got him a disembodied voice, no force ghost. And he told Yoda he hadn't finished his training and that Yoda must find the Whills to complete it.

I'm thinking this is just another GL mistake. Like taking the mystery out of the force by saying bacteria farts (midichlorians) are responsible for it. Or Jar Jar, or casting Hayden Christiansen

 

Or Jake Lloyd.

 

Simplest explanation, he didn't. Luke was just bat-blast crazy and hallucinating all of the Force ghosts and Ben's voice. Anakin never spoke to Luke when he saw his force ghost. In fact, all Jedi who saw or heard force ghosts were nuts. Bipolar/multiple-personality Yoda. Crazy old Ben. PTSD-afflicted Luke, who has been rumored to be a crazed hermit in TFA...

 

Luke started suffering from PTSD after seeing Obi Wan murdered. That's when the voices and hallucinations started. It's really a sad saga when you see it through this narrative, which was heavily influenced by the Vietnam war....Star Wars was just a little more family friendly than Apocalypse Now.

 

Poor Luke.. he's just like Tim Robbins' character in Jacob's Ladder. [CONFIRMED: Skywalker offspring will be named "Gabe" Skywalker...]

 

I think they already did this.... It was called Fight Club

 

Maybe his name is Harvey and he's a large white rabbit.

Jaxxon!