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HUMOR Deep thoughts and questions about the trailer

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Bluemilk, Oct 11, 2017.

  1. Bluemilk

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    These are questions I have after viewing the trailer many, many times. Feel free to answer mine or post your own questions someone else may be able to have the wisdom to answer.

    1. Rey in the water - Is it just that she wanted to experience water because she hates sand?

    2. Force Tree - Does the force tree also sport a kitchen or soda fountains? Maybe a popcorn machine? How about an XBOX?

    3. Luke's fear - Do you think the raw power he's seen before is from trying to eat a Porg? Maybe a Porg can't die and give off something against a Predator.

    4. Does Kylo smash many helmets? Is there a garbage shoot just for his damaged things when he's angry?

    5. Do you think Finn steals Kylo's Tie Silencer and that's why it is spinning cause he can't fly one?

    6. Is Rey training to be a logger and house builder? She cut down trees in TFA and now rocks too?

    7. Is the red on Crait just Red dye #5? Are they harvesting Cochineal insects?

    8. Is Rey's real secret to be a gymnast and Snoke was just training her to do a back flip cause Luke wouldn't?

    9. Was Kylo only holding out his hand to someone to dance?

    10. Was Leia using the blink force? Was she blinking her eyes and sending out lasers to blow up Tie fighters?
     
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    1. Ha ha.

    2. Does he get free Wi Fi?

    3. Porgs have abilities that other call unnatural.

    4. Haven't u saw him in TFA? He's 29 going on 8.

    5. No. Kylo tried doing a good trick.

    6. Ha ha.

    7. Ha ha.

    8. Yup. It's how the Soviets trained & y they were so good.

    9. Yes!

    10. Strong she is in the Force.
     
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    1. Rey in the water - Is it just that she wanted to experience water because she hates sand?
    Just washing herself

    2. Force Tree - Does the force tree also sport a kitchen or soda fountains? Maybe a popcorn machine? How about an XBOX?
    A Gamecube and a Keurig.

    3. Luke's fear - Do you think the raw power he's seen before is from trying to eat a Porg? Maybe a Porg can't die and give off something against a Predator.
    Raw Porgs make powerful sushis.

    4. Does Kylo smash many helmets? Is there a garbage shoot just for his damaged things when he's angry?
    In Episode IX, he'll wear Daft Punk's

    5. Do you think Finn steals Kylo's Tie Silencer and that's why it is spinning cause he can't fly one?
    Just channeling the Yippee! inspiration from grandpa.

    6. Is Rey training to be a logger and house builder? She cut down trees in TFA and now rocks too?
    Well... being from a place where all you can find is sand...

    7. Is the red on Crait just Red dye #5? Are they harvesting Cochineal insects?
    Ocean Sp'Rey

    8. Is Rey's real secret to be a gymnast and Snoke was just training her to do a back flip cause Luke wouldn't?
    Anal probe 2000. New, bloodless, way to test midichlorian count.

    9. Was Kylo only holding out his hand to someone to dance?
    Force choking a Porg.

    10. Was Leia using the blink force? Was she blinking her eyes and sending out lasers to blow up Tie fighters?
    Good old Carrie didn't need lasers coming out of her eyes to blow up starships.
     
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    Really? I got a dislike? It's a humor thread. Lighten up lol

    You all gave some good and funny answers lol
     
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    Someone told the crystal foxes that 'Porg' was on the menu.....

    TLJ-Crystal-Fox-Featured-10102017.jpg
     
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    I didn't think of that. Those foxes are on the hunt for some Porg meat.

    Did Luke and Kylo share gloves? I think that's why they got mad at each other. Kylo was stealing Luke's gloves.
     
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    I am sure they'll create a book explaining the origin of the Snow Leopard
     
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    I have many more questions, surly someone can answer.

    Disclaimer:This is just for fun. Don't take me seriously.

    How does Captain Phasma get that shine? Is it some type of far, far away galaxy wax?

    In both the teaser and trailer there are alot of fires and explosions. Is there an arsonist on the loose? Is that the main plot? Is Poe actually admitting to being the arsonist by stating about the spark?

    Are the new AT-AT type walkers rope proof this time?

    Is Snoke on some kind of Social security to fund the FO?

    Does Rey still dream of an ocean while near the ocean?

    Could the foxes be Christmas ornaments that got away from the north pole?

    Is Kylo wearing a space bandaid?
     
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    The New Gorilla walkers actually do have sharp ridges on their legs that look as though they can cut cables, if you hadn't noticed.

    By the way, great thread!
     
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    Actually I didn't notice. Thanks for pointing it out. They got smart this time.
     
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    After viewing the trailer, now I am sure that my theory is confirmed:

    Finn goes back in time at some point in this movie (or the next one) and goes to confront his own past self.
    He IS TR8-TR.
    Remember how Kylo Ren calls him in TFA, he's probably from the future too.

    Oohhh... I like my new medicine.
     
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    And he teams up with Rose the Mechanic which is a code word for Assassin. :eek:
     
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    Oh man, it'S Looper all over Again!
     
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    Phasma uses Porg fat.

    Michael Bay has arrived in the GFFA

    SERIOUSLY. Thier rope proof now.

    He's on Medicare also.

    Nahhhh. Unlike Ani she misses sand.

    I don't remember them in Elf or The Santa Clause

    Yes!
     
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    *Taking a snob accent

    Well... it is quite easy to see the symbolism behind that teaser.

    Rey breaking the rocks, Ren breaking wood... wood represents Nature, Life, Prosperity and Light side of the Force.... Rock represent Death, Technology, the Dark Side.

    BB-8 being electrified represents he's starting his own Hero's arc. On the poster you see Dark BB-8... that represents potentially what he could become if seduced by the dark side that lies inside him.

    Porg in the cockpit is representative of Chewbacca finding his Father nature on his turn after losing his own father figure, Harisson Ford, in the last movie.

    Kylo Ren crushing his helmet is him saying to the world "It's time for me to let the world hear my voice, reveal my true nature!"... maybe he is good... or maybe he is in love with Hux.

    Kylo flying his ship, which represent himself, is INSERTING himself back in his mother's ship (womb)...

    It is so profound and filled with symbolism.

    *take a sip of wine (good one)
     
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    Don't forget Rey in the water in a cave getting baptized and representing dieing to self(Oh yeah, I just blew your mind)
     
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    This creature represents purity. In a world long been left peaceful and getting startled by the return of war and the Super AT-AT (Godzilla walkers). I think they are the key to the Resistance's victory against the Fist Order. Maybe they will jump into the battle and bite the troopers or send lazers from their Kaiber Crystal back.
     
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    Maybe they cause the Walkers to stumble and fall.

    And the creature Finn and Rose ride is some kind of trojan horse and tricks the FO and maybe even poops and makes the stormtroopers slip and fall that are on their trail.
     
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    Symbolism....

    Trojan Horse
    DJ
    Slicer
    Porg (rhymes with Bugs)
     
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    Porg...bugs?

    What else could be symbolism?

    RED...fire...Crait...dark...passion...heart...spark...jealousy

    water...rain...ocean...=light
     
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