HUMOR Evidences the porgs are Force Sensitive

Here we are, TLJ is out, and the cute little porgs won everybody over. They are now invading every home in the galaxy. But is there more with them than meet the eye ?

_ they live on a "Force imbued" world, strongly connected to the origins of the Jedi themselves. Not to mention the presence of that very mysterious underwater cave...

_ why don't they have a beak ? There is a reason why all of our birds have one : It's an essential piece of anatomy for them. It allows them to hunt / grab food much more easily and efficiently. Well, the answer is simple : they don't need it because they can use the Force instead.

_ they are unnaturally attracted to Anakin's Lightsaber, a force imbued object (remember, it called out to Rey). And despite their apparent clumsy attempt to use it, they manage to not get harmed by the weapon...

_ Chewbacca grew up on a jungle world : he is an accomplished hunter with sharp senses. Yet the porgs have no problems sneaking up on him and taking him by surprise. This is no natural feat ! Something else must be at play here.

_ as we clearly saw in "Return of the Jedi", Chewie is completely incapable of resisting the appeal of meat. Even though the meat he was presented was an obvious trap, his instincts and urges were simply too strong.
Now fast-forward to "The Last Jedi" : the same Chewbacca is now shown completely losing his appetite after staring at a porg for just a bit too long ? That doesn't make any sense ! There is only one explanation possible : the porgs used the "Force mind-trick" on our poor wookie !

_ the only thing these little freaks lacked was the ability of interstellar travel ... and our heroes just provided it for them ! Why do you think Luke decided to never leave the planet ? He knew these sneaky creatures were way too dangerous to be allowed to spread through the galaxy. He simply couldn't take the risk to fly off and have a couple of porgs slipping onto his ship without him noticing. Heck, he even took the extra precaution of putting his X-wing underwater, just to make sure no porg would nest in it.

Beware, as the biggest threat to the galaxy has just been unleashed right under our noses ! Luke did try to warn Rey "This is not going to go the way you think" but the rash young woman esacped before he could finish his warning.
Just like Padme & Jar Jar inadvertidly allow Sidious to rose to power, Rey & Chewie did the same with the porgs : history repeats itself !

 

Wow, i completely forgot about that ! Thank you for pointing that out.