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HUMOR Evidences the porgs are Force Sensitive

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Rhyoth, Dec 22, 2017.

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  1. Rhyoth

    Rhyoth Rebelscum

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    Here we are, TLJ is out, and the cute little porgs won everybody over. They are now invading every home in the galaxy. But is there more with them than meet the eye ?

    _ they live on a "Force imbued" world, strongly connected to the origins of the Jedi themselves. Not to mention the presence of that very mysterious underwater cave...

    _ why don't they have a beak ? There is a reason why all of our birds have one : It's an essential piece of anatomy for them. It allows them to hunt / grab food much more easily and efficiently. Well, the answer is simple : they don't need it because they can use the Force instead.

    _ they are unnaturally attracted to Anakin's Lightsaber, a force imbued object (remember, it called out to Rey). And despite their apparent clumsy attempt to use it, they manage to not get harmed by the weapon...

    _ Chewbacca grew up on a jungle world : he is an accomplished hunter with sharp senses. Yet the porgs have no problems sneaking up on him and taking him by surprise. This is no natural feat ! Something else must be at play here.

    _ as we clearly saw in "Return of the Jedi", Chewie is completely incapable of resisting the appeal of meat. Even though the meat he was presented was an obvious trap, his instincts and urges were simply too strong.
    Now fast-forward to "The Last Jedi" : the same Chewbacca is now shown completely losing his appetite after staring at a porg for just a bit too long ? That doesn't make any sense ! There is only one explanation possible : the porgs used the "Force mind-trick" on our poor wookie !

    _ the only thing these little freaks lacked was the ability of interstellar travel ... and our heroes just provided it for them ! Why do you think Luke decided to never leave the planet ? He knew these sneaky creatures were way too dangerous to be allowed to spread through the galaxy. He simply couldn't take the risk to fly off and have a couple of porgs slipping onto his ship without him noticing. Heck, he even took the extra precaution of putting his X-wing underwater, just to make sure no porg would nest in it.

    Beware, as the biggest threat to the galaxy has just been unleashed right under our noses ! Luke did try to warn Rey "This is not going to go the way you think" but the rash young woman esacped before he could finish his warning.
    Just like Padme & Jar Jar inadvertidly allow Sidious to rose to power, Rey & Chewie did the same with the porgs : history repeats itself !
     
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    Aglarion Force Sensitive

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    Episode IX, the Ewok/Porg Alliance is on the brisk of conquering the Galaxy, the last remnants of the FO and the Resistance join forces for a last stand agaisnt the unstoppable horde.

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    Head canon accepted. Also, the porgs seemed unusually fascinated by the lightsaber, an ancient Jedi weapon.
     
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    Wow, i completely forgot about that ! Thank you for pointing that out.
     
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    I think I'm ready 2 barf up a lung w/ all theses theories that lead 2 nothingness.
     
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    We are the........Porg? :p
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Pastor Barndog Force Attuned

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    Creative team sits down. "Alright guys we've got a new movie coming up. So do we have any content gaps with those Star Trek nerds?"
    Next guy offers. "Star Trek has tribbles."
     
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    Serious question about Porgs: why do you think they needed to be in the movie? They served no plot function, so why are they there?
     
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    * cuteness, just like the jawas, tauntauns/ugnaughts and ewoks
    * to give vibrancy to space: Luke's Island.
     
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    I didn't see any signs of the force at work with these cuties.
     
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