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HUMOR FakingStarWars.net - Parody News and Satire!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' started by sbs87, Mar 20, 2015.

  1. sbs87

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    The mysterious website www.fakingstarwars.net has some wild speculation and such posted daily. Let's speculate on them here.
     
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    how bout them Ewok x wing pilots? they must have evolved!
     
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    Maybe BB-8 just has wicket inside driving.
     
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    No bb8 is a cooler with drinks in it lol
     
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    Oh that's right. Rey loves a cold blue razz slush puppy.
     
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    The next hot debate; does BB-8 hold a sixer or an 18 pack? Nope, PARTYBALL!!!

    Awesome!
     
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    Nothing beats disgruntled Jake Lloyd. Yipeeeee!
     
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    Yep the eye of the tiger is on the ball.
     
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    GMsq'd how about that pic of Harrison ford with the vodka?
     
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    Indeed it shows Han still loves a stiff drink in the cantina just like his visits to the bars on Mos Eisley.
     
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    Right on. Slurpin that Jawa juice.
     
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    I am surprised they haven't taken the low-hanging fruit and done a Darth Plageuis rumor....
    and if one miraculously appears on FSW in the next day or so, I will know one of you is behind it!
     
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    I'm waiting on the Poe Dameron Gone Wild Nude In the desert article as well
     
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    im totally down for a Van Halen scored star wars! lol. Jump, Hot for Teacher...just imagine the possibilities (duel)
     
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    I hope he stays sober enough to shoot through a bar table just like Greedo, the shoe was on the other foot Greedo would do this,
    gru.jpg han.jpg grun.jpg
     
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    Eruption for the big duel. Someone needs to edit some scenes up now.
     
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