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HUMOR Finish Luke's Quote

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by cawatrooper, Jul 21, 2017.

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    Lots of discussion on "It's time for the Jedi to end" lately. Is it a a bluff by Luke? A combination of quotes from different people, misleading trailer-watchers?

    Or is it not the entire quote?

    For example, in its entirety, the quote might read:

    "It's time for the Jedi to end... their policy on abstinence. I'm bout to get freaky with Mara Jade. Oh Rey, you're still here? Uhh, go lift some rocks or something, I don't know. Keep yourself busy for the next fifteen minutes."

    What are your "theories" about how Luke might finish this infamous sentence?
     
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    "It's time for the Jedi to end... I mean seriously, this damn sitcom has gone through 13 seasons, enough is enough!!"

    *in a perfect world where the Star Wars universe has a sitcom called "The Jedi" based on the Prequel area*
     
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    Haha, I'd totally watch that sitcom!

    "It's time for the Jedi to endeavor in their quest of surviving as an order forever!"
     
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    "It's time for the Jedi to end the search for more money"
     
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    "It's time for the Jedi to endure some pain!!!"
     
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    Like that would ever happen, it's Disney's world now!!!
     
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    Mode badass angry Luke

    It's time for the jedi to end ... the truce.
     
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    Ooh, I actually really like that one.

    Something similar: "It's time for the Jedi to end Kylo's face."
     
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    "Its time for the Jedi to end what kylo's grandfather started"
     
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    It's time for the Jedi to end .... Jar-Jar Binks. I mean, he's like sand. He's rough and irritating. And he gets everywhere! Even these damn porgs look like a bunch of 'Mini Jar-Jars'!"
     
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    Oh no... your comparison of porgs to Jar Jar has officially gotten me less excited about those adorable little creatures...
     
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    "It's time for the Jedi to end..."

    ...the tradition of these undignified haircuts for their padawans.

    ...that huge grumpy old man from the outer rim on his oversized toilette seat, that he calls a throne.
     
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    Being Friday and all ...

    "It's time for the Jedi to end .... up in the gutter. I mean ... really! When was the last time we threw a kick-azz PCU-style, Jedi-kegger?!?"

    Am I the only one who thinks it natural that the Jedi would be 4:20 friendly?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Definitely.

    "What do we do with our fallen?"

    "Blaze it.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Its time for the Jedi to end. To be reborn with you.
     
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    It's time for the Jedi to end...having the high ground
     
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    Luke: "It's time for the Jedi to end..."

    Rey: "Each others sentences! Wow that's so weird!"

    Luke: "We're going to die."
     
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    It's time for the Jedi to end the debate over whether Snoke is Plagueis.
     
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    It's time for the Jedi to end because, well........................Nah It should just end.
     
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    I think it may have actually been Chewies line,
    It's time for the Jedi to end these bloody Porgs crapping all over the Falcon
     
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