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HUMOR Force User Hair Olympics

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by FN-3263827, Feb 17, 2016.

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Who has the best Force Hair?

Poll closed Mar 12, 2016.
  1. Qui-Gon Jinn

    31.3%
  2. Obi-Wan

    31.3%
  3. Anakin

    31.3%
  4. Dooku

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Palpatine

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Luke

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Rey

    6.3%
  8. Kylo Ren

    62.5%
  9. Leia

    43.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. FN-3263827

    FN-3263827 First Order CPS
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    did Kylo Ren seriously pull ahead on this one? apparently.
    i thought Obi-Wan was going to have this one in the bag at the ouset.

    let's give it until Friday noon and then we'll call it ~ it's still anybody's game at this point!

    in the meantime, for your consideration:

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    Ha ha. Force Sensitive hair olympics!

    Well of course it is Anakin (in ROTS) and Kylo Ren who should be the obvious excellent hair winners. (I voted as such). I love Obi-Wan (Ewan), but these two guys have serious game going on.

    Han has good hair game game too, but he is disqualified for being a muggle, uh, that is, non-FS. But I'm putting him here just for inspiration:

    Hair examples as per request:

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    Also Stephen Colbert has had the definite say on the matter of Kylo Ren's hair already ;)

     
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    This thread has made me realise why Kylo Ren turned to the Dark side. He didn't want Padowan hair.

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    I just saw this on NG and suddenly remembered having seen the interrogation scene between Kylo and Rey reinterpreted with a scene from the lion king.

    I really couldn't help posting this here :p I know it's totally silly, but so is the thread, enjoy.

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    video.nationalgeographic.com/video/til/160309-craig-packer-female-lions-find-black-manes-sexy

    So, there you go. The scientific proof that Kylo's hair wins on ALL accounts.
     
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    as a leo, i approve of this important message. hahaha
     
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    As a Kylo Ren hair aficionado, I voted for him first, of course, followed by mom Leia and Grandpa Anakin. Yet I feel an honorable mention should be made for Grandma Padme, though she is not FS. Because there are no words:

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    I like to differentiate between the "queen" hairdos (some of which were kinda downright scary) and the postmonarchy hairdos, which, though elaborate, were softer and more "natural." :)
     
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    +1

    And let's not forget about this great hair moment between those two :p

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    Kylo has killer hair but Anakin Skywalker started the family trend ;) .
     
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    We're all dancing around the elephant in the room. It's clear that this fantastic Skywalker hair is the result of...

    *dun dun dun*...

    midichlorians.

    That's right. I went there. ;):p
     
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    But, but, Luke has lousy hair! So, the hair Force power, skipped a (male) generation???:p
     
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    Poor Luke. I think we can at least give him a vote of confidence. ;)
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    he got nudged out by Qui-Gonn for me. i'd pick him over Anakin, to be honest.
    i always thought Anakin's hair was kind of a rat's nest. hahaha
     
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    okay, i'm calling it, folks!

    GOLD MEDAL GOES TO "HE OF THE FABULOUS RAVEN LOCKS" KYLO REN
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    SILVER MEDAL TO HIS MOTHER, "SHE OF THE WONDROUS BUNS"
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    BRONZE TO THE EVER-FABULOUS OBI-WAN (YAY A NON-SKYWALKER MEDALLED)!
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    HONORABLE MENTIONS to QUI-GONN JINN and ANAKIN SKYWALKER, who tied for 4th place.

    LET THE CELEBRATIONS BEGIN!

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    ha ha "HE OF THE FABULOUS RAVEN LOCKS" KYLO REN :D
    Rightly so, rightly so, indeed!
     
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    Ah, just wait until April, when we'll have high-res gifs of the Fabulous Raven Locks in action!! :D
     
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    ..and Kylos hair showed all its midiclorian power when it literally "forcejumped" out of his helmet when he showed his "real" hairy head to Rey the first time:)
     
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    Hey, to be fair being a whingy, emo, Jedi traitor skipped a generation as well. I guess Skywalkers are just s#@t parents. :p
     
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