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HUMOR Force User Hair Olympics

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by FN-3263827, Feb 17, 2016.

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Who has the best Force Hair?

Poll closed Mar 12, 2016.
  1. Qui-Gon Jinn

    31.3%
  2. Obi-Wan

    31.3%
  3. Anakin

    31.3%
  4. Dooku

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Palpatine

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    0.0%
  6. Luke

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    0.0%
  7. Rey

    6.3%
  8. Kylo Ren

    62.5%
  9. Leia

    43.8%
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    "Whingy" skipped a generation? Tsk tsk. Two words as a reminder: power converters. :rolleyes::p
     
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    Nope, Luke missed on the good hair genes AND he was super whiny.



    And, boy, was Anakin whiny.

    Kylo is the only non-whiny male Skywalker we have had so far, so the whiny gene skipped a generation in his case.
    Yes, he is reckless, yes he has temper and anger containment issues, but show me where he whines.

    So, no, not all of your observation is empirically true...;)

    Has great hair and is not whiny? I'll take it. :D
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 11, 2016, Original Post Date: Mar 11, 2016 ---
    Haha, I see you beat me to it ;)
     
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    I just realized that I could edit the poll after all in order to close it. There's been some 11th hour votes, but the final OFFICIAL tally was:

    Kylo Ren: 9
    Leia: 7
    Obi-Wan: 5
    Qui-Gonn & Anakin: 4​
     
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    I totally forgot about posting this. It is quite relevant to the silliness we've been indulging in in this thread I think ;)

    [​IMG]
     
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    see now, the person who made this totally blew it: they should have replaced Paris with Starkiller.
    if you're going to meme, people, meme fiercely! hahaha
     
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    But the First Order sign is there. Very well-thought overall I should think ;)
     
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    hahaha ~ yes, points for that!
     
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    well...somebody went and did it (can't embed, warning: Dumblr ahead):

    CLICK ME
     
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    Hahaha "Because you're worth it" killed me! :)

    And a photo of Kylo's glorious coiffure. Just because.

    [​IMG]
     
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    The Hair of Destiny. The Cosmic Coiffure. {TM by @FN-3263827 ;)}

    Ever since this movie came out, I haven't even had the heart to blow-dry my hair. I just let nature dry it. I mean, why bother? I can never ever dare to hope to attain this kind of voluminous espresso glory.

    This video is a work of art! :D

    But wait, if Kylo dyes his hair...does that mean he's got the blond Skywalker gene?

    matt laughs.gif
     
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    The Skywalkers have brown hair though. Luke's the only one with blond highlights, and even then it only shows in certain lighting conditions.
     
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    if he doesn't dye it, we could just say he inherited the "black" from han's side somewhere. hahaha

    also, his hair really does undergo an interesting poof trajectory through the last 30 minutes of the film.

    that picture that @Obi-Wan Solo posted looks so different from his hair on the bridge and in the snow:

    IMG_2356.GIF

    (and yeah, this post was probably mostly an excuse to add snow).
     
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    I'm pretty sure the Cantina emoticons are canon. (luke)
    ;)
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    Maybe the poof of his hair is symbolic of how together his act is. We need a pictorial chart to track this. Any takers? :D
     
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    given that poof is at an all-time-low in his scene with Snoke, you may be on to something?

    (more likely the scene with Snoke is the first one they filmed and they improved said poof subsequently ~ hahaha).

    p.s. where i'm from no ever called Luke anything but blond.
     
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    Kylo's hair color is dark brown, not really stark black...
    He might have inherited it from his great-grandmother Shmi.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    You see I have canonical evidence for everything!
     
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    This is definitely a low point, any way you look at it:

    Kylo down.jpg
     
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    i hope Hux is bringing lots of product with him!
     
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    I wouldn't put it past that sneak to pretend he "forgot" the hair products, just because the planet was blowing up and stuff. He's like that.
     
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    Bah, Kylo doesn't need any products. He has the Force!
    He's a natural.
     
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    But I heard he washes his hair in the ashes of his enemies.

    ren_ashes.JPG

    :rolleyes:
     
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