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HUMOR Han's funeral

Discussion in 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' started by Lobot, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Lobot

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    Let's have some fun since things are so quiet news-wise.

    We don't know if Han will get an onscreen funeral, but it's possible, though there is no conclusive evidence.

    If Han did have a public funeral, who shows up?

    I've got to think the bounty hunter community will have plenty of members there, if only to make sure he's dead (think the hilarious funeral in the classic movie Charade with Audrey Hepburn & Cary Grant--a personal favorite film of mine).

    Would the Wookiee send some folks? The ewoks? I have a feeling the galactic PETA people would protest, given his long history of abusive behavior towards animals (tauntauns, rathtars, giant asteroid cave worms, sarlaacs, etc.).

    Who else would come to honor Solo rather than bury him?

    I know this is a fairly family friendly board, but still...we have some pretty hilarious folks on these boards.

    Go nuts y'all
     
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    I think the last jedi will not have any funeral at least for the han now for the millions who died in the attack on the senate is something else
     
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    I've never thought of anyone giving Han a giant funeral...he's never been the type of person who wants to be famous besides doing things "for the money..." maybe there are some bounty hunters who join together somewhere to honor him for evading them all those years...I think it's more likely that here would be private memorials for him by the people he impacted th most both positively and negatively
     
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    You are taking this thread waaaay too seriously.

    The whole conceit of the thread is to suggest silly things...like the PETA protesters.

    I don't want to discuss footage we haven't seen or argue logical conclusions of Set photos in this thread.

    I'm looking for silly ideas of who would Han have attracted as friends and detractors.
     
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    Without a doubt Luke's hand shows up. I mean, they've been through alot together in ANH and most of ESB, so I know he will come out of hiding and maybe give hand as pallbearer.

    Also the Millennium Falcon's old dish comes and pays its respects.

    Lando's original Mustache sneaks in and sheds a tear
     
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    Lando thinks about coming, but then three beautiful ladies distract him at the Sabaac table.
     
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    Vader's helmet will show up to honor him as the only nerf herder to shoot him out of space ;)
     
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    I am pretty sure the Galactic Better Business Bureau will be there to seek recompense on the claim the Hutt's filed for dropping Jabba's shipment all those year's ago.
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 21, 2017, Original Post Date: Mar 21, 2017 ---
    An attorney is present to speak for Han, answering the question: Who shot first, him or Greedo?
     
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