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HUMOR I want YOUR Star Wars hot takes

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by RoyleRancor, Apr 9, 2019.

  1. Embo and His Pet Anooba

    Embo and His Pet Anooba Jedi Commander

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    I hate holdo( spicy)
    I love yuuzhan vong (spicy)
    i don't care for lego star wars
    Solo is the second best star wars movie ever made
    Jar jar has the best performance in ep1
    I wish book of boba fett was a documentary on how tatooine's economy works and how the daimyo promotes growth because I feel like that would be interesting
    i don't know how anyone thinks the prequels are legitimately good
    the force unleashed is a stupid fanfiction and i hate everything about it, even the gameplay (spicy)
    zeb is dumb and I wish kanan had fed him to a fyrnock
    karen traviss is a horrible writer
     
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  2. Lazarus Dei

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    dude! take a seat over there and let me grab you a glass of water :D
     
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  3. Lord of the Rens

    Lord of the Rens HATES: Clumsy AND Stupid

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  4. Martoto

    Martoto Rebel Official

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    Most "polarising" issues in SW amount to a popularity contest. And many are happy to define their SW experience as someone or something winning or losing in this way. And the vast majority of the "critiques" used to enhance the stature of ones position are noticing differences rather than anything remotely insightful.

    Uhm... I mean. Nobody is necessarily right and nobody is necessarily wrong about anything to do with Star Wars. All expressed opinions are of equal value.... and their personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Martoto

    Martoto Rebel Official

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    Boba Fett : The most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. A cold blooded killer who worked with the Empire, delivering Captain Solo, Princess Leia and Chewbacca into Lord Vader's hands.

    Boba Fett : Did more for the ordinary people in Anakin Skywalker's home town than the Jedi knight ever did. And he is beloved by its citizens and the native Tuskens.


    Jings! It fair maks ye think. Eh? :p
     
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  6. eeprom

    eeprom Prince of Bebers

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    Yeah, good thing some mysterious figure got that Jabba the Hutt guy out of the way first so that could happen :D
     
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    That would be something. A reconciliation between Boba and Leia, since she virtually bequeathed him Jabba’s territory. Maybe that’s why she and Han split up?! :eek:

    :p
     
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    The Dawn of the Jedi comics are underrated.
     
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    Jaxxon Green Space Rabbit

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    Reconciliation?

    I’m imagining Leia strolling into Jabba’s Palace, standing in front of Boba and saying. “Hey, remember me? You turned my husband into a popsicle? Get off my throne.”
     
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    Actually. :p Vader did that. Boba was not crazy about the idea. :D
     
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    Rose Tico is a better written, better realised, more convincing and more compelling character in TLJ alone, than Padme Amidala was in the entire prequel trilogy.
     
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    Angelman Servant of the Whills -- Slave to the Muses
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    Correct.
     
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    I don't fully agree with this but I'm always happy to see Rose get some love.
     
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    LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga may be shinier and have a bigger scope than the original games, but in doing so it's become unnecessarily over-engineered and has lost the endearing simplicity of The Complete Saga
     
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    Hot Take: I can't do anything with those Lego Games. I don't like the look of those games, the figures don't even move like Lego figures and I don't understand why those games aren't 100% Lego. Someething like the Lego movie would be better IMO. I also dislike the humor.
     
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    I completely forgot how much I enjoyed playing Lego Star Wars. At first I was jaded, but playing on Tatooine for me brought all the fun and the magic back. A light-hearted Star Wars game that explores all the films. Choose your favorite and dive in… it fathoms the mind that no one can develop a worthy RPG / open world game of this magnitude for the adult audience. It must be daunting task indeed, although I thoroughly enjoy Lego Star Wars I truly yearn for a mature version.
     
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    Haven't played the new one, but...

    The LEGO Star Wars games are overrated. There, I said it. :eek:



    Also, here's how I'd rank the ones I've played, not including collections (and this will probably be a hot take on its own):

    1. LEGO Star Wars 3: The Clone Wars (definitely the most unique, I actually really liked the more RTS elements)
    2. LEGO Star Wars (most nostalgic for me)
    3. LEGO Star Wars: The Original Trilogy (honestly, I really disliked the entire experience of this one)
     
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    I started playing Lego Star Wars on my PSP years ago on the go, then I started building Star Wars Legos which was even more fun, so its fun to return to it all, now I need a new lego build, something rather challenging, then take breaks playing Lego Star Wars on my PS5... not gonna happen, I've got a real job or as they say a career... but I can dream. :D

    Star Wars Theory started the saga with TPM, Star Wars Explained started with TPM, I started with ANH, where did everyone else begin their journey to the Skywalker Saga?
     
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    Rebel Alliance>Empire
    They have cooler ships and ground troops
     
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    Embo and His Pet Anooba Jedi Commander

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    very false good hot take
     
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