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HUMOR I want YOUR Star Wars hot takes

Discussion in 'General Movie Discussion' started by RoyleRancor, Apr 9, 2019.

  1. Trevor

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    He was scary in those old horror flicks and as the voice in Thriller.
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    I'm not sure you realize what kind of movie that is.

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    whoa whoa! no violence! XD
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    you are confusing him with Vincent Price.

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    These lists are too long....I can't like this post with "I don't mind Jar-Jar, even if I agree with everything else.
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    haha, that was a joke...it's just who I always think of.
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    Wait....are you referring to the Mary Poppins scene? Y'all need to stop making these epic lists and throwing in stuff like that!!!
     
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  6. Trevor

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    Yeah, that one is too damned far.

    Hey @MandoChip ...

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    I'll add to this hot take. I'm on the third New Jedi Order book right now, and they are better than any canon novel I have read.
     
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    From the guy with that green bunny as his avatar and screen name? I honestly don't know how to take that recommendation.
     
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    Always listen to bunny people they never give you bad advice. When they do you can always just eat them.
     
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    Blow it out yer retros

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    Ooh, I thought of another juicy one.

    Battlefront (2004) is a better game than Battlefront II (2005), outside of the obvious fact that BFII has a lot more content.

    edit: And Elite Squadron ranks somewhere in the top 3 games of the series, easily.
     
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    I'm confused now.
     
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    Here a recap.
    Thread of hot takes.
    People answer
    We all find out @Trevor has a feeling which turns out to be wrong.
    I said it ok to listen to bunny people because if they are wrong you can eat them.
    @FN-3263827 Always has cannibalism on her mind.
    And @Jaxxon told me to blow it out my thrusters which I did and who ever cleans up that mess is going to have a bad day.
     
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    and i'm hungry, so watch it!

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    For me it was the "immune" to the force bit.
    I don't need the force in all my Star Wars but the general essence of the force, binding everything and everyone together, is a big part of what Star Wars is about. It makes everything feel important and means anything CAN be important. But when you create an entire race where it's just "Nah bro, don't work here." It kind of removes the mythology of Star Wars for me. Maybe not all of it but it's peeling back the onion layers....

    Even in movies without the force, you still get tastes of it and how important it really is to the galaxy.

    There's more nuance to it obviously and that's not what this thread is for obviously. So back to the lulz


    My next hot take:
    If George could have learnt to play nice with others back in the 80s, I really think the PT had a chance, based on story potential, to be as good or better than the OT....

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    ...their future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades
     
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    Battlefront 2 (2017) is a better game then Battlefront 1(2004) and Battlefront 2 (2005) combined.
     
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    THIS IS THE BEST THREAD IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS. CHANGE MY MIND!

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