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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. MadsLad

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    #2021 MadsLad, Jan 23, 2017
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    Oh you will TAKE CARE of this SELKATH. In fact, you are quite the CARETAKER. NOW only one QUESTION REMAINS. HOW are you going to DO IT. (DEW IT)

    And MORE IMPORTANTLY then THAT

    WHICH CATERING SERVICE DO YOU CALL? THERE are bound to be PLENTY of CATERING SERVICES. Also YOU are going to need some BILLING INFORMATION from the CREEPY MON CAL CREEPER.

    That SELKATH sure is LUCKY to have such a WONDERFUL FRIEND looking AFTER HIM. You need to SHOW him how much his AWFULLY FISHY FRIEND truly CARES about him.
     
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    +1 for this! Jun Bland's naivety will surely pay off! Not sure for who, but this CHOICE will most definitely MATTER™!

    I'm also thoroughly enjoying this politics point system :D
     
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    [​IMG]

    JUN: "Please continue talking, trustworthy friend."

    SCARR MCFISHFACE tells you that just above these STAIRS there is a DISHONEST MERCHANT DISHONESTLY SELLING DISHONEST ORANGES. Yes! THOSE EVIL ORANGES! FRUITS of the DARK SIDE! It is IMPERATIVE and WITHIN the REPUBLIC'S BEST INTEREST that this FRUIT VENDOR'S FOUL BUSINESS be SHUT DOWN!

    This is CERTAINLY not SOME PISSING CONTEST between two AMPHIBIANS simply because SCARR got called SENATOR GUMBO that ONE TIME. NOPE! This is a LEGITIMATE CONCERN! One that you're NOW ENTRUSTED TO FULFILL.

    [​IMG]

    JUN: "So you want me to take care of them? Like, call up a catering service? I saw it happen once on Dan-"

    CAREFUL THERE.

    JUN: "Actually, forget I said anything."

    You wouldn't WANT your INVOLVEMENT in the BATTLE of DANTOOINE to BECOME PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE now, would you?

    SCARR doesn't GIVE a DAMN how you HANDLE IT, so long as you DO. If the VENDOR is GONE by THE NEXT MORNING, your INFLUENCE with the LOYALIST CAUCUS will INCREASE by 3.

    [​IMG]

    Your NEWFOUND CAUTION has EARNED you a LEVEL UP!

    You are now JUN BLAND: HALF MAN, HALF POLITICIAN... and also a LEVEL 7 SNIPER!

    [​IMG]

    Your POWER has now TRANSITIONED into the POLITICS STAT. This STAT will HELP YOU in your QUEST for POLITICAL POWER by ENHANCING your POLITICAL INFLUENCE with the POLITICAL and REGIONAL FACTIONS that hold some SWAY in the REPUBLIC CAPITAL.

    Since you haven't really LEVELED UP in a WHILE, you have THREE ATTRIBUTE POINTS to SPEND on the FOLLOWING SEVEN CATEGORIES: AIM, HEALTH, POLITICS, SWAG, MELLOW, SPEECH and LUNK.

    What do you do?
     
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    Was this an Auralnauts reference? :D
    Spend two points on Lunk. It is never safe to enter politics without a wingman.

    The third and final point can be spent on aim. You don't want to fire your words in the wrong direction now, do you?
     
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    What the hell?? Did I sleep through like a week or what? I come back after a day to not miss one, not 2, but THREE UPDATES! JESUS. And then the EP8 title also got revealed at the same DAY!? WOW. I'm just completely manic here! :D

    I give ONE POINT for LUNK and TWO POINTS for POLITICS!
     
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    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    I think it's time...time to max out a stat! It's finally happening! (probably™)

    2 points in health, 1 for politics.
     
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    Ditto. What a f*cking crazy day!
    SO MUCH THIS! FULLY ENDORSED! +2 +1
     
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    I throw my support too! +3 for HEALTH!

    MAKE JUN HEALTHY AGAIN!
     
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    Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful trifecta update--

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    POLITICS, LUNK, and AIM!

    **plops in recliner, exhausted** I can't take anymore today!...

    .........

    **...suspiciously checks for a 4th update**
     
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    Two points Lunk, 1 to politics.

    Also when is the cyborg Borganus going to pop up... unless... omg is our future already ordained? Has this secretly been a Star Storm prequel the whole time?
     
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    THREE for HEALTH! Agreed with @Dork Lord of the Bith for getting one stat to max.
    Plot twist: we become Borganus.
     
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    A point for Politics, a point for Speech, and a point for Lunk. Because "Lunk" is an inherently funny word.
     
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    AIM, POLITICS, LUNK! By their POWERS COMBINED, you... will be CHANCELLOR BLAND!
     
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    THREE POINTS TO SPEND

    THREE POINTS AWAY FROM MAXING OUT MELLOW

    Well then

    I do believe the answer is obvious

    You are JUN BLAND

    MELLOWEST YELLOWEST FELLOWEST FUTURE REPUBLIC SUPER AGENT EXTRADORDINARE
     
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    For those that don't get the reference.

     
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    3 POINTS to HEALTH! JAM those POINTS in there! MAKE them FIT!
     
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    The tally count for the attributes, as of now, stands at:

    AIM: ✸✸✸
    HEALTH: ✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸
    POLITICS: ✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸
    MELLOW: ✸✸✸
    SPEECH: ✸
    LUNK: ✸✸✸✸✸✸✸✸

    I'm going to wait a bit for the rest to voice their suggestions, but if this is it, it's going to be an equal spread of Health, Politics and Lunk. In order to get those two points in Health, I think we'd need at least 3 more votes to really edge it ahead. With Lunk and Politics sitting at an equal 8, we'd also need a tiebreaker to tilt it any which way in case Health does considerably go up.
     
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    You just described perfectly what was going through my head reading this trifecta. Brain be like "how loooong does this thing gooooo???" Was awesome! <3
    I am willing to get us there. +3 for HEALTH it is then!
     
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    LUNK! so much Lunk.

    +3 Lunk with a side of Lunk.
     
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