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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. GingerByte

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    Sheev Alady.

    +1 Observational skills :D.
     
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    Well JUN

    it is TIME

    It had all come down to THIS

    TO USE WHAT YOU LEARNED SO FAR

    GRIN
     

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    You call her Mom :p

    Oh boy do those Chiss behave like privileged white blue supremacists.
    Which is kinda ironic since you look more orange then them :D
     
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    ATTEMPT to use that FANCY POLITICS ABILITY to BLUFF your way through your CONVERSATION.
     
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    Alternatively, say you're in a HURRY to AN IMPORTANT MEETING with a CLIENT.

    This suggestion may possibly be TOO REASONABLE to ACTUALLY WORK.
     
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  6. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    MASTER CLYE ANNT.

    She's your client.
     
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    I was totally thinking she needs a "Bond girl" type name!!

    Bahahahaha... +1 for this! Endorsed!
     
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  8. The One Armed Wampa

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    MASTER DISS Z'ASTER

    do remember to GRIN when SPEAKING to THEM
     
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    Her name is Don Mothra. Yes, like the Kaiju.
     
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  10. DarthSnow

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    Yes! Oh man. Now I'm torn. Ah these are all too good!
     
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    I got this name stuck in my head and couldn't get it out... little more serious than the rest but I wanted to throw it out there :)
    "This is AURA JENDORIS, Jedi Master, and a former client of mine..."
     
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  12. Alamact

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    [​IMG]

    You EXPLAIN to HER using your POLITICAL SAVVY that you're in a HURRY to an IMPORTANT MEETING and that keeping you from BEING LATE would be BENEFICIAL to ALL PARTIES INVOLVED. You also PROMISE to GIVE her an ORANGE by sending back LUNK because he's your OBEDIENT SLAVE LOYAL COMPANION.

    JEDI MASTER CONTACT: "Not this crap again."

    She doesn't BUY IT, because you've got time for a SMALL TIP from her. HER, of course, BEING:

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    JEDI MASTER CONTACT: "You wish, kiddo. My body ain't what it used to be forty years ago."
    MASTER TYREN: "Master!? What are you saying?"
    JEDI MASTER CONTACT: "Oh, spare me your rigidity, Tyren. You celibates are the main reason the Order isn't what it used to be. Just miserable, the lot of you. One night with a Twi'lek girl down on the Lower Levels would fix that if you had any brains up there."

    [​IMG]

    Your CONTACT is LOSING her PATIENCE with your NONSENSE because she is of the NO-NONSENSE KIND.

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    You GRIN like an IDIOT to SAVE FACE by showing your POLITICALLY INEPT IDIOT FACE.

    JUN BLAND: "MASTER CLYE ANNT?"

    You're HOPELESS.

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    She reintroduces herself as MASTER AURA, the LAST-MINUTE SUGGESTION. BECAUSE CHOICES MATTER™. Not only is she a MASTER of FORCE AURA, but her NAME is also a PROPER SERIOUS NAME, the KIND of NAME that just about any SELF-RESPECTING POLITICIAN has on CORUSCANT.

    AND THEN THERE'S JUN BLAND.

    MASTER AURA tells you to TAKE CARE in how your POLITICAL INFLUENCE fluctuates, because NO ONE will WANT to WORK with you and you will GET NOWHERE if everyone starts to HATE YOUR MELLOW ASS. She proposes that you CHOOSE a FACTION and STICK WITH IT if you're still PLANNING to MAKE IT in the SENATE ONE DAY.

    MASTER AURA: "Now off you go. I ain't got time to babysit you all day. If I wanted another nuisance, I would have gotten pregnant years ago."

    [​IMG]

    You are now INSIDE the SENATE.

    A POLITICALLY INCONVENIENT RIOT is FORMING at a PLOT CONVENIENT TIME dishing out some CHEAPLY CONVENIENT EXPOSITION with the USE of the NEW EXPENSIVELY MADE EXTRAS. There's also a JEDI ARCHIVIST observing the SITUATION, but he's actually SMART ENOUGH not to MEDDLE DIRECTLY with this RABBLE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Jedi Master Aura? More like THE QUEEN OF THORNS OF STAR WARS AURA! Love her already. :D


    GO DIRECTLY TOWARDS the CROWD. BLEND (BLAND?) IN. INFILTRATE. FIND OUT why they're PROTESTING. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
     
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    ...Pablo?

    Is that you, Pablo?
     
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    JUN

    IMG_3746.GIF

    REALLY JUN?

    IMG_3747.PNG

    THAT'S YOUR BEST SHOT?

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    JUN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST SOILED YOURSELF

    IMG_3750.PNG

    I'VE SEEN KUSHIBAN WITH MORE FEAR INDUCING FACES THEN YOURS

    YOU DISSAPOINT THIS PARTICULAR VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

    Do you TRULY believe you can strike FEAR into the REPUBLICS ENEMIES like-

    IMG_3118.PNG

    OH SWEET KRIFF ON A BANTHA!

    You must channel the very ESSENCE of FEAR ITSELF this time JUN. FATE has given you this chance to REDEEM YOURSELF.

    DISPERSE THIS CROWD OF PROTESTORS

    Like how FISHY MCSCARFACE can DISPERSE the CROWD of a HUTT PALACE
     
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    Priceless :D

    They are manifesting, you smile. Seriously?



    Well, ask the Archivist what is happening (it's written on the placards? really? You don't care)
     
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    Go up the stairs?

    Seriously though, they're wide open.
    Absolutely nothing is stopping your yellow buttocks from casually walking up the stairs and mellowingly going about your day. Plus, the ice cream must be milkshake by now, and your client would appreciate it aaany time now.
     
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    Ask the Jedi Archivist (he looks trust worthy) if he knows one of the leaders of an oppositional faction who fights for the rights of aliens that suffer from the governments restrictions and whom you would like to contact because you look for a chance to help folks like these in front of you.
     
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  19. The One Armed Wampa

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    JUN BLAND does not need ASSISTANCE from this ALLIANCE OF REBELS. JUN BLAND has the REPUBLIC ON HIS SIDE

    MAYBE

    Possibly...

    ...it's kinda hard to tell

    I mean you did sort of...destroy the republic's chances of taking Dantooine back...

    Good thing no one knows that aside from you, JUN BLAND

    LUNK

    And that one BARTENDER on that bar in the lower sections of CORUSCANT where you were so drunk off of BLUE MILK that you let everything go about the ordeal

    But he wouldnt say anything

    That'd be like

    Breaking customer confidentiality...right?
     
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    Curious choice of music there, Al. I'm getting signals that the Republic is currently under a darker regime. You mentioned a couple of months ago something about a Zabrak Chancellor, right?
    I'm going to argue in favor of @teline's suggestion. We don't know ANYTHING about the situation here right now. Obviously the Chancellor is going to be a problem, but are we sure we want to have public dealings with potential extremists? Let's SCOUT the SITUATION OUT before making a RASH DECISION!
     
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