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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    THE MASTER HIMSELF HAS GRACED US WITH HIS MIGHTY PRESENCE!
     
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    Pablo of the House Hidalgo, the First of his Name, the Keeper of Records, Master of the House of the Knowing. Long may he reign!
     
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    Give a stirring speech to your fellow Republicans. This is you're chance! Get the youth minority vote and control the future! Emulate the most trustworthy of radical Chancellor nominees in this past election, Sernie Banders. Preach in vague terms about how the system is corrupt, and how the only way to really bring about change is by infiltrating a much more successful party that only tangentially represents goals concurrent to your own.
     
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    You do completely opposite of this:
    You stand up against these liberals and Sernie Banderas :p ...just beacuse you can and got nothing to lose anymore...screw the establishment and screw it up royally :D no way you can change their mind, right?

    (Dunno if it's +1 or -1...i couldn't understand exactly what side does the above poster belongs he is that versed in politics)
     
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    You DECIDE to TALK to HABLO PIDALGO, the FAMOUS JEDI ARCHIVIST. MASTER PIDALGO says that he DOESN'T BELONG HERE, and NEITHER DOES GENERAL FUX. MASTER PIDALGO starts muttering something about the LORE being GRACEFULLY RAPED with a LOBOTOMY PICK and that the DAMAGE DONE to CONTINUITY is IRREPARABLE.

    He doesn't BELONG HERE. This entire COMIC is WRONG. Your SURNAME isn't BLAND. DOOP SKYCHAFER is a SUNRIDER. THE TIMELINE is CLOSER to 1032 BBY. CROSSGUARDS are SLOWLY GETTING out of FASHION, yet there are NO SIGNS of them ever being USED in the COMIC. KYBER CRYSTALS are TRANSPARENT and COLORLESS before ATTUNEMENT, yet there is a CAVE on DANTOOINE that CLEARLY CONTRADICTS this. The CAPITAL of the OLD REPUBLIC wasn't CORUSCANT, SNOTE NEVER USED GUNGAN CLONES...

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    You PHASE OUT of the CONVERSATION, visibly WEIRDED OUT. You'll not find HELP from MASTER HABLO in MOVING your PLOT FORWARD! He's just there to CLARIFY THINGS in a ROUGH, NO-NONSENSE WAY.

    You DECIDE to HEAD into the HEART of the MATTER.

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    JUN: "Uh... why are you protesting?"
    RADDIE: "Beats me. I'm just here for the political points. Farming XP, you know?"
    JUN: "What?"

    RADDIE: "Some here, like that freckled human girl, are protesting against meat products, even if half the crap these days is synthetic anyways."
    JUN: "And what about your "Tyrant" sign?"
    RADDIE: "What about it? It's the easiest thing to protest about! Chancellor Yen-Zur's practically an Emperor these days."

    RADDIE: "Four terms in, and the war still hasn't been won. The Jedi Temple has been destroyed; the reconstruction effort has stalled; and with the Hydian Way blocked, the city cannot maintain the power costs to keep the lower levels lit."

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    JUN: "Well, yeah, but doesn't that make the Senate as a whole responsible?"
    RADDIE: "That's the thing, isn't it? Our Chancellor wasn't supposed to win the election this time around, but he did. If that's not proof enough that he's been tampering with our institution for the last fifteen years, then you'd probably be better off living in the Sith Empire."
    JUN: "I see..."

    RADDIE: "Wait, you're telling me this is the first time you've heard of this crap?"
    JUN: "No! Of course I knew we had the same Chancellor for fifteen years straight! Totally knew that. Yep. For the Republic!"

    RADDIE: "Right... well, I gotta get back to it. Remember, the Loyalists are the future."

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    Now that you've got ALL the INFORMATION you could possibly NEED, you have a TERRIFIC PLAN to CONVERT your KNOWLEDGE into INFLUENCE!

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    BY IMITATING that REALLY OLD SENATOR of HOSNIAN PRIME, SENATOR BANDERS!

    "Now is the time to alter our government! Now is the time to stop the movement toward oligarchy. Now is the time to create a government which represents the citizens of the Republic and not just the Senate... No more excuses! We must all become involved in the political process!"

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    Your ROUSING SPEECH is INTERRUPTED by a "BLUE LIVES MATTER" ACTIVIST! So much for your TIME in the SPOTLIGHT.

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    LUNK lifts you UP instead of ASSAULTING the GROUP because while he may be a BRUTE, but he's a BRUTE with CHARACTER DEPTH!

    In other words, HE'S DENSE.

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    You are now EXACTLY IN FRONT of the PLACE where your CONTACT told you to MEET. THIS is ACTUALLY just the SOUTHERN PART of the INNER HALLWAY of the SENATE BUILDING, past the PUBLIC ATRIUM through which STAIRS you just CLIMBED UP FROM, that DIRECTLY leads to the NUMEROUS OFFICES of the MANY SENATORS serving the REPUBLIC, as well as to the GRAND CONVOCATION CHAMBER which you simply call THE ARENA™. Yes, this is a COMPLICATED BUILDING.

    No, it doesn't have those FANCY VIEWING PLATFORMS that MOVE FANCIFULLY like they do during the CLONE WARS ERA. This is the OLD REPUBLIC ERA, and THINGS are MEANT to be OLD and VISIBLE PRECURSORS. CLONES are SCIENTIFICALLY RETARDED, and JEDI are DOGMATICALLY RETARDED... OH.

    LOOKS LIKE SOME THING NEVER CHANGE.

    What do you do?
     
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    This guy is SNOKE. Has to be.

    No way is Snoke an entirely new character with a background of his own, no no he's clearly this guy. Whoever this guy is.

    Anyways you couldn't have made the CONTACT any more obvious (loved it though). SET COURSE for MY LITTLE TAUNTAUN FEDORATIPPING NECKBEARDED CARGOPANTS GUY™!
     
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    MAYBE WE SHOULD GO. CHECK THAT OUT. BEFORE FULLY COMMITTING. TO A STORYLINE.

    A SNOKE ALLY. WOULD GIVE US. EPIC PLOT ARMOR.
     
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    This blonde lady up there is rather pretty. Surely, if you convinced her to come with you, your contact would be most impressed with your charismatic prowess. She definitely doesn't have anything better to do, like keeping the whole Republic from collapsing on itself.

    How to convince her, you say? Well, she looks like an adequately healthy individual. You're quite healthy yourself, for that matter! There you have it.
     
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    Ah... Jun's very own BOND GIRL! Or BLAND GIRL as it were! :D

    +1
     
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    +1 !

    I HAVE FOUND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. AND IT IS THIS GUY!
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    +2 !!
     
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    Now that I think about it, she really reminds me of Christina Gallagher from House of Cards.

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    SET COURSE FOR INTERCOURSE!

    MAKE SENATOR WOMAN AGAIN!
     
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    You want to once and for all dive into politics? Then knock on all the doors. Prepare a slimy speech about admiration and loyalty and how you have been a fan all time and that you see it as your destiny to join their factions ..
    Do you really want this?
    Be smart and go for a coffee with the Lady!

    Cool ratings folks :) !

    PS: If someone understands my intentions wrong. All "political" posts here are jokes!
     
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    BURST into the GRAND CHAMBER and go JAMES STEWART on the SENATE. ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED.
     
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    I can't help but see these as adaptational changes? I like the idea of Doop ending up a Sunrider in actual canon, and pushing the timeline closer to the prequels for the technology to make sense but I had no idea Coruscant wasn't the capital in the new canon for the old Republic! How would you justify it in the comic's continuity since it's so important to Jun's entire plot?

    This motion has my full backing! +1
     
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    Walk over toward your CONTACT and EQUIP your HK55 HELMET

    FIND a WAY to TIP your MASK toward the FEDORA WEARING NECK BEARD and offer HIM the ICE CREAM that is LITERALLY YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

    Only one PROBLEM

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    One small ISSUE

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    WHICH ONE OF THE BOXES WAS IT?!?!

    NO you can't just quickly CHECK like a SENSIBLE PERSON

    YOU'RE JUN BLAND, the time you WASTE checking which one is which is TIME you COULD HAVE used to SERVE THE REPUBLIC.
     
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    Also, this guy clearly is a psychic. Who else would remove all their hair follicles to ensure that there would be no possible interference with their mental radio?

    And look at that smirk on his face. That's a knowing smirk.

    If this isn't the contact... then, then... this isn't the contact.
     
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    Go see what Not-Snoke is staring so deviously at. Surely a political plot of his must be working out, and you could take notes on whatever political power play is taking place!
     
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    You go talk to the Dino guy and @DarthSnow 's spiritual animal to ask him about the meaning of life.


    And lolz @Alamact ain't that the truth...how often silly protestors don't know what the hell they are protesting against exactly but then when you ask them a blm activist pops out to hit someone with a sign that is clearly promoting blue supremacy :D in a completely non violent act of terror :p
    or maybe he was just fed up with Bland's Banderas-like political platitudes that only serve to deflect from the fact that ALL politicians are in it only for the POWER....even if some like to sell that under the POWER to the people..in that case i guess it is alright (it's not)

    LMAO: "Some here, like that freckled human girl, are protesting against meat products, even if half the crap these days is synthetic anyways." Bwahaha...sad...but true....(should have made her having rainbow hair)


    Dunno...looks like a SNOROS to me....Has Snote an evil twin brother, perhaps?


    +1 there's no room for idealisim in politics, just slimy speeches ...and politically correct coffee :D

    Lol...you will only get hit again by an angry protestor cuz there's no room for idealisim in politics etc etc...
     
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    I think @Alamact was just referencing the senator of Vermont getting interrupted by a BLM activist during the election campaign, though that was less hilarious and more awkward.
    I don't think he would have taken it that far... I took it like a SciFi joke about the redundancy of protesting about meat products when all you're pretty much eating is lab grown food to begin with.
    ...but it's the GRAND CHAMBER. Only SENATORS allowed! I doubt you will find angry protesters (which is kinda a word cruft because you're only protesting when you're angry at something) inside, and I doubt you will be welcome as a civilian.
     
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