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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. The One Armed Wampa

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    NEW CHARACTER TIME?!?! YES, ANOTHER CHARACTER TO COMPLETELY RUN INTO THE GROUND

    THIS VOICE IS PLEASED

    HENCE FORTH, YOU SHALL BE KNOWN AS

    DARTH [INSERT ELONGATED PAUSE HERE]

    SABER

    ...wait, no scratch that, you're a Jedi mandalorian

    Ani Ori'Doush

    Or if you want to be on THEME with all the OTHER CHARACTERS with HORRIFYINGLY UNFITTING NAMES

    CHUMMY MCFLUMP

    YOURE NOT JUST A MANDALORIAN AND A JEDI

    YOU'RE ALSO A REAL GOOD PAL, HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE CONVINCED THE JEDI TO TAKE YOU IN.

    YOUR TITLE WOULD BE MASTER MCFLUMP, BUT YOU LET YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU CHUM. BECAUSE IT SOUNDS REALLY STUPID OTHERWISE. MAYBE YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE WITH A WORSE NAME THEN YOURS, BUT YOU DOUBT IT.

    ALSO YOU LIKE YOUR NAME IN ALL CAPS

    BECAUSE WHOEVER TYPED UP YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE HAD A BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEY

    EVEN A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY...BROKEN CAPS LOCK KEYS HAPPEN.
     
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  2. Pomojema

    Pomojema Ayatollah Of Rock-&-Rolla
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    Oshk'osh-Bigosh... Vizsla. "Ozzy" Vizsla for short, or just "Oz".
     
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  3. Darth Bob

    Darth Bob Scoundrel

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    Buzz Kerrigan?
     
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  4. Capt. Andrew Luck

    Capt. Andrew Luck Guardian of the Neckbeard

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    PETITIONING for a BUDDY COP COMEDY featuring JUN BLAND and this GUY. The name?

    1313rd DUMP STREET.

    Now this guy CLEARLY needs to be JUST as BLAND as JUN BLAND. What's the most BASIC BLAND GENERIC MANDO CLAN? You know it. IT'S THE FETTS THOSE BASTARDS! You are now...

    STANDARD FETT. Some might call you STAN but MOST JUST CALL YOU MASTER TARD.
     
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  5. teline

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    I'm withdrawing my suggestion in endorsement of 1313RD DUMP STREET: A GENERIC STAR WARS STORY. Get PHIL LORD and CHRIS MILLER to DIRECT it after the HAN SOLO movie. :D
    I can't unsee this

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. DarthSnow

    DarthSnow Sith in the North
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    Ahhh so many good ones! I'm endorsing these two though :D
     
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    +1 TARD

    Tard seems like it ought to be required. BIG BIG.
     
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    Ironically, this is supposed to be the name of the upcoming Saber/Missy chapter.
    [​IMG]

    You are now STANDARD FETT. During your PADAWAN DAYS, people used to SHORTEN your NAME to EITHER STAN or DARD. DARD eventually became TARD, and you EVENTUALLY BECAME a MASTER. There was also a BRIEF MASTER CARD PERIOD, but NO ONE gives a DAMN.

    You have FOLLOWED in the FOOTSTEPS of your CHILDHOOD IDOL, TARRE VIZSLA, FIRST MANDALORIAN JEDI and WIELDER of the INFAMOUS DARKSABER. Wow. So DARK. So EDGY.

    Your PADAWAN was LOST to you DURING the BATTLE FOR CORUSCANT where the SITH reduced HALF the JEDI TEMPLE to RUINS and turned MOST of your KIN BITTER at BOTH the SITH and the REPUBLIC. However, it would APPEAR that you are a CALMER and MORE COLLECTED INDIVIDUAL, because instead of FIGHTING on the FRONT LINES, you are ENJOYING a PIECE of your MIND and the PEACE of MIND in this HIPSTER DUMP of a PLACE.

    [​IMG]

    You CALL out to the WAITER of this FINE ESTABLISHMENT. This PLACE is so PRETENTIOUS and DANDY that WAITERS are simply called PALS.

    [​IMG]

    "Hi, I'm your PAL, POUTINE. May I take your order, please?"

    [​IMG]

    STAN: "What's WRONG with your FACE!?"
    PAL POUTINE: "I used to play with electrical sockets when I was an infant at my father's job. Needless to say, I have witnessed the power of a fully armed and operational power plant. My skin never quite recovered since."

    ...WELL?

    What will be your First Order of the day?
     
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    Let's go for something EXOTIC and PRETENTIOUS!

    GUNGAN "SURPRISE"
    (FRESHLY PRESSED FROM JAR JAR'S NUTS)
     
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    whatever you order, get it DECRANIATED. that's what all the hip spacers are into these days.
     
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    Obvious Sith Lord is obvious. Time to arrest him :D.



    Chances are you'll survive. The old and fat people are always the first to die in Star Wars xD.
     
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    p.s. re: the name of the joint: can we really be in the HOTH system?
    snow would make me squeal.

    also, think about it: page after page of nothing but white backgrounds.
    it's like a REWARD for all the hard work you did on the Convocation Chamber!
     
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  13. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    Your First Order will be a Starkiller ™ of course!

    Careful though, that one's more of a base than an acid, so it might taste a bit bitter.
     
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    Get some Jawa Juice. And by that, I mean go behind the alley and find a spice dealer who can hook you up with an injection. It's gonna be a long day.
     
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    BLUE MILK FOR YOU

    IN FACT

    JUST BUY A ROUND FOR EVERYBODY

    DRINKS ARE ON YOU

    FOR YOU ARE THE ANTI-DOOP
     
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    ANTI-DOOP? Then that must mean he's as RICH as MISSY used to be and as HUMBLE as SABER always is. :D

    What are his FLAWS then??
    This would mess up the continuity so hard, tho.
    [​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    WINNERS DON'T DO FLAWS.

    :cool:
     
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    He's a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.

    LIE to your PAL, POUTINE, about TAKING an EXTRA LARGE BLUE MILK even if you really just WANTED MUSTAFAR MILK instead. However you're ALSO LYING to YOURSELF and you REALLY JUST want BLUE MILK ANYWAYS.

    There! EVERYTHING WORKED OUT FINE IN THE END!
     
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    Bantha guts
     
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    Wait just a second... this pal is giving me a bit of Paranoia.
    [​IMG]

    You should definantly make sure he doesn't know any Little Sluggers that might try to cause you some trouble. After all this bar is in a "dangerous" part of town.
     
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