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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. DarthSnow

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    ALL OF THIS. Endorsed!!





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    Ignore this. I just realized you already named him. xD
     
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    A base seems like it'd be a bit flat for a First Order. Perhaps starting off with a Finalizer would be more to his liking?
     
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    SNOKED SALMON (MUST be SERVED on a WOODEN BOARD) and a KALE-O REN SMOOTHIE (MUST be SERVED in a GLASS JAR with a HANDLE).

    Tries to wink. Blinks. Still looks adorable. Damn him!
     
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    "You wanna buy some yellow sand?"

    *suspicious hand motion*

    "You don't want to sell me yellow sand."

    "I don't want to sell you yellow sand."

    *suspicious hand motion*

    "You want to go home and kill yourself."

    "I want to go home and kill myself."
     
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    I always found it hilarious when I was about to post an update while someone else was writing up their own suggestion. It's a rare occurrence, but never fails to bring a smile.
    It's mostly there for the pun value and due to the fact that the owner is a Godfather-looking albino Ortolan. Don't mess with this guy, he's got a skin condition.
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    You ORDER your PAL, POUTINE, to bring you EXQUISITE MANDALORIAN SALMON. SNOKED, of course. SPICY and with EXTRA HONOURE™; served exclusively on a WOODEN BOARD. Your choice for DESERT is, of course, a KALE-O REN SMOOTHIE served in a GLASS JAR with a HANDLE.

    PAL POUTINE: "Excellent, excellent, sir. Anything else?"

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    You DELIBERATELY LIE to POUTINE about wanting some MUSTAFAR MILK, the MILK that's ALCOHOLIC and INCENDIARY, even if you really just wanted some BLUE MILK INSTEAD. You know, the BLAND, MILD, NON-ALCOHOLIC KIND! Thankfully, you're also LYING to YOURSELF that you're NOT an ALCOHOLIC, and therefore you really just want MUSTAFAR MILK anyways.

    You are a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR on a WHOLLY DIFFERENT LEVEL. You are a STEP ABOVE the REST. Congratulations!

    Oh, and you also decide to randomly order Mustafar Milk for EVERY SINGLE PERSON in this ROOM, whether they WANT TO or NOT.

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    PAL POUTINE: "That'll be 920 creds, sir. Cash up-front."

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    STAN: "Wait, why up-front? Shouldn't I pay you after the bill, you know, lands on my table or something?"
    PAL POUTINE: "These are the Lower Levels, sir. The bowels of Coruscant. We've had far too many customers randomly walk out without paying, you see. We just can't risk it anymore."
    STAN: "Okay, fine. I'll pay."

    PAL POUTINE: "It's reason, then."

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    PAL POUTINE leaves your TABLE as you are left alone to WAIT for your ORDER.

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    There is a slight possibly of BOREDOM in the AIR. SNOKED SALMON isn't as SWIFTLY PREPARED, after all.

    What do you do?
     
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    I'm sorry but I lost my sh*t at

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    I'll get back to you once I find it and bring it back home.
     
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    I can already tell we're gonna be friends.


    So you're bored? And you like the booze, do you?

    TO THE BAR!
     
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    Maybe you should CHECK your MAIL at the CONVEINTLEY PLACED TERMINAL in the room.

    SOMEONE could have MAILED YOU something incredibly IMPORTANT and PLOT RELEVANT

    OR it could just be SPAM MAIL from some RICH PRINCE on TATOOINE that needs your ACCOUNT INFORMATION to WIRE CREDITS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

    YOU'RE NOT FALLING FOR THAT ONE AGAIN.
     
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    Perhaps you could push the "crowd" to unknown levels of excitement with starting a table dance session while announcing that you are going to spend a glass of Mustafar Milk for everyone
     
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    Wait patiently of course. Unlike other unsavory types within the Order, you aren't one for dooping others, or getting into any shenanigans. You could check out that free, Independent holonews terminal in the corner. I hear it's got all the left leaning spin to make you feel just informed enough about how bad the Chancellor is.
     
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    Seconded, but it has to be to the tune of Michael Finnegan :D.
     
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    Endorsed.
     
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    Thirded. TABLE DANCE!!!
     
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    Endorsed! But it has to be one of those PESKY ALDERAANIAN NOBLES that got to FLUKE.


     
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    TFW you realize this was written almost a year ago.

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    It is starting to feel like this will be a lot longer ride than the original and I am definitely not going to complain there! I just hope Alamact doesn't get fatigue before we're done.

    I wonder what the The Fluke is up to these days. OP promised us he would have some kind of role in Act 2 if I'm not mistaken? Also does anyone else feel it's hilarious that the current state of canon makes this adventure equally canon as SWTOR or any other Legends material that's yet to be recanonized?
     
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    Guys, this is very random, but I just noticed we've had Sara Ryder on the comic the whole time.
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    @Alamact must be some kind of prophet, since this goes back to the comic's page 2, posted on 26/2/2016. Ryder wasn't revealed until 12/6/2016. YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR SUPERPOWERS DELOREAN FROM ME, @Alamact .
     
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    Actually, that one goes back to the original comic like six years ago. That was a character Wrloa Craubo sent me when I first started taking submissions.

    I think maybe Bioware ripped him off and we should all make that assumption with no further evidence.
     
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