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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in '[Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. madarabg

    madarabg Rebel General

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    These BARBARIANS don't even have CHAIRS in the KITCHEN!? They simply don't deserve your POLITENESS!

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    Politely "take care" of them. All of them.
     
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  2. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith Force Attuned

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    Let's remember: You may be a Miss of many talents, but you can't exactly cast a Mirror Image Missy™ spell. Keep some poor lads alive so you can run this ship.
     
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    Another option to consider: try your hand at preparing poisoned Bantha Guts. Perhaps revenge is a dish best served lukewarm.
     
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    [​IMG]
    "Warm? And sweaty!"

    ;)
     
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  5. Alamact

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    [​IMG]

    You proceed to do the MOST STRATEGICALLY OBVIOUS THING EVER.

    Unsurprisingly, it works. You're being AWFULLY COMPETENT about all this, aren't you?

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    The SLICER struggles to GET OUT of the FRIDGE, but to LITTLE AVAIL. At this point, you're just WAITING for her to FREEZE ENOUGH so that tying her up won't be MUCH TROUBLE for you.

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    Might as well WASH your HANDS after doing your own DIRTY WORK, and for being in such a FILTHY PLACE as a PUBLIC RESTROOM. Even VAN'S UNFORTUNATE EVENING with the DISTINGUISHED BUSINESSWOMAN feels vastly more HYGIENIC in comparison.

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    Oh, would you look at the time? It's time for that REFRIGERATOR to stop its annoying bumps.

    Any second now...

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    There we go! Your CALCULATIONS are, as per usual, CORRECT. You NEVER FAIL to AMAZE YOURSELF!

    It's time to MAKE the SLICER your PRISONER and see what can be done to your benefit.

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    The INEXPERIENCED SLICER is apparently GREEN in more ways than one, but given the fact that she is a MIRIALAN, this was to be EXPECTED.

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    It's quite AMUSING that you have KNOWLEDGE of POP-CULTURE from the DISTANT FUTURE of a GALAXY that's far, far away from this one.

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    TINK is CONFUSED.

    She is TOO GREEN to have her INTERROGATION EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED in such a STUCK UP, HIGH CLASS, UPTIGHT MANNER!

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    MISSY: "Seriously, my mentor would have a field day with this entire ship. It's embarrassingly poor craftsmanship, it is!"
    TINK: "It's an outlaw ship."
    MISSY: "That's no excuse! I'm an outlaw, too!"

    TINK: "I fail to see how this explains you slamming me into the fridge! I thought we were business partners."
    MISSY: "I'm just here for one reason and one reason alone, "partner". I'm heading to Corellia."
    TINK: "But this ship is leaving for Arkanis?"

    MISSY: "Hence the part where I tied you up. Now, this can play out any number of ways, and I'm not feeling particularly squeamish about any of those. It all really depends if I can trust you."
    TINK: "I'll do it! No sense being this extreme about it!"

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    MISSY: "Somehow, you seem too eager about it."

    You are now faced with a SHADE of THREE DIFFERENT WAYS to HANDLE your situation. All three are PERFECTLY VALID, but each has their REPERCUSSIONS for the future.

    You can UNTIE TINK and put your TRUST into her to HELP YOU OUT. In this scenario, you will ATTEMPT to REROUTE the SHIP'S TRAJECTORY in the CIVILIZED and DIPLOMATIC WAY.

    You can TAKE TINK HOSTAGE and use her as LEVERAGE against the REST of the CREWMATES. This is a HOSTILE APPROACH, as you will directly be facing the rest of the CREWMATES, but you may still have TINK alive by the end of it.

    You can also KILL TINK and try to AMBUSH the rest of the CREW, thereby SEIZING COMPLETE CONTROL of the SHIP. By far, this is the most FORWARD PATH yet also one where you might find yourself PILOTING a LARGE SHIP on your own straight for a WARZONE.

    This decision will have major ramifications on Missy's psyche in Act II.

    What do you do?
     
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  6. DarthBaron

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    Oh boy! Our second CRITICAL DECISION of the Act!

    I vote we UNTIE TINK and trust her to help us out. I mean she's pretty damn green. There's just no chance she'll pull some shifty sh*t on us. Seriously, no sarcasm! We don't have to be a murderer of frankly quite an innocent character (the GRIZZLED VETERAN wan't INNOCENT) and we don't necessarily have to burn any bridges with these outlaws (especially the sibs) until we know for sure they won't be changing course to Corellia.
     
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  7. Boushhdisguise

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    Tink looks scared enough, and meek enough, I think she would help. Missy can always remedy the situation if she fails in that task, by well, killing her. Be useful or die, Tink!
     
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    you have her in your thrall. UNTIE her as a sign of goodwill and seal her allegiance forever! : D
     
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  9. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Untie TINK and get the rest of the ship's crew COLLECTIVELY HYPED for SAB's rescue.

    Also hide GRIZZLED VETERAN in the REFRIGERATOR.
     
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    Seconded! I mean wait... *counts*... fifthed!

    Ooo, a fifth... now I'm thirsty.
     
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    MISSY is not some UNCOUTH BARBARIAN or some sort of RAVING LUNATIC

    This AUDIBLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD advises to UNTIE TINK so you can settle this matter with GRACE and DELIGENCE befitting someone of your STATURE

    Or you can just have her SHAGHAIED into being part of your CREW. This is probably one of the more TAME methods to be HONEST, you're doing TINK a FAVOR by doing so

    WELCOME ABOARD, YOUR FIRST TASK IS TO SWAB THE POOP DECK

    WITH SWABS OF POOP
     
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  12. Spacebeast48

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    Seventhed!

    PEER PRESSURE IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, M'KAY!?
     
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    We have not yet received the musical act @Alamact promised us ;).

    Through the power of song, Missy shall determine the appropriate course of action! :D

    Also, what's with all these violent suggestions?

    You do know Tink has some magic force-wielder and his henchmen backing her up!
     
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    Don't trust her. Kick her green ass back into the fridge. We might as well go for as many Red points as we can at this point! Besides everyone knows that these kinds of situations are only truly worthwhile when you devote yourself fully to one side or the other! Who really wants to be the one in the middle?
     
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    Do you BELIEVE in FAIRIES? If you BELIEVE, CLAP your HANDS!

    DON'T let TINK DIE!
     
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    Take Tink hostage. Compromises are FUN!
     
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    Whatever you do don't KILL OFF TINK!!! You've never STOPPED STARTING at a MIRROR, MISSY! TINK is just your YOUNGER, LESS EXPERIENCED SELF. If you kill off your PAST INNOCENT SELF in such an IMMORAL WAY then you might as well be WORSE than DOOP! The OUTLAW REPUTATION isn't WORTH IT. Never forget your roots! That's NOT what FATHER would have wanted for you!
    We talkin about Missy or Tink here?
     
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    Whoops, Tink :D.
     
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    WELL... APPARENTLY we are FREEING TINK and getting her on OUR SIDE of the FORCE™!

    GIVE her a HELMET to THAW those ICECICLES OUT! Surely a TACTICAL MISS like you BROUGHT a SPARE ONE? We dont want someone to think we are about to do something... SUSPICIOUS.
     
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  20. Alamact

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    [​IMG]

    They're seriously my weakest point. I'd like to avoid them whenever possible.
    This didn't make the cut, but I did hastily slap a certain helmet in the inventory screen. I'll just automatically do it after the next update cycle.
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    What the HELL are you DOING, MISSY?

    You're not a COLD-BLOODED MURDERESS! Sure, you've killed a couple of PEOPLE here and there, but it was ALWAYS in SELF-DEFENSE. Except for SIMON. BECAUSE KRIFF SIMON.

    You lower your weapon and TAKE PITY on the GREEN POPSICLE next to you. For all you know, you could have easily been in HER SPOT a couple of YEARS BACK.

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    You TRY to be a BIG DAMN HERO like all the other DUMB OUTLAWS with a HEART OF GOLD secretly aspire to be, but REALITY slaps you back to... to REALITY! Yes, because suddenly TINK tells you a SOB STORY of the UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES that brought her on this VOYAGE and life of PETTY CRIME.

    It appears that she was the PRODUCT of a SENATOR and JEDI MASTER mingling when they SHOULDN'T HAVE, and as a result of her MOTHER'S CONFLICTING CELIBACY VOWS, TINK was left on the STREETS of CORUSCANT as an EFFECTIVE ORPHAN. When the war was brought to CORUSCANT nearly FIVE YEARS AGO, so too did TINK'S TIME there come to an END. Ever since then, she's been stuck doing LOW-PAYING SLICER JOBS throughout the MID and OUTER RIM.

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    You UNTIE TINK and EXPLAIN to her the PLAN. Since you now have a BETTER UNDERSTANDING of her CHARACTER, you figure she's TRUSTWORTHY ENOUGH to join you in your QUEST to REACH CORELLIA.

    Of course, her GREENNESS and INNOCENCE could all be a PLOY to get an ADVANTAGE over you and take REVENGE for slamming her into the FRIDGE, but the ODDS of such a SCENARIO are TOO RAILROADED for your TASTES. After all, it would almost certainly render your CHOICES as those that DO NOT MATTER, and we know a HIGH-CLASS WOMAN SPOILED SOCIALITE like yourself DESERVES DEMANDS BETTER!

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    Speaking of DEMANDS, you have gained an UNWANTED and UNWARRANTED LEVEL UP!

    Because the AUTHOR is just that much LAZY in actually MOVING the PLOT FORWARD that he has to RESORT to these BUDGET RPG ELEMENTS from time to time.

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    You are now a LEVEL 8 SCOUNDREL, because every PROTAGONIST needs to KEEP UP with STAN THE MAN. We can't have any FAVORITISM going on here, no sir! FAVORITISM has LITTLE to do with the FACT that you've been SURPRISINGLY COMPETENT in this CHAPTER, right?

    You have ONE POINT to SPEND on the already-known SEVEN CATEGORIES: SCIENCE, HEALTH, LUCK, POSH, STEALTH, BANE and CUNNING.

    Which attribute do you wish to increase?
     
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