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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Investigate those CRATES right in front of you; there's got to be some GOOD LOOT in them. Then use an empty crate as a DISGUISE to STEALTHILY approach the PRISTINE TEMPLE...
     
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    Get in one crate. Go into temple disguised in oddly moving crate. But you forgot to make some holes on it to see and you are not force sensitive, so it goes with bumping nearby objects and POOR FRIENDLY CREATURE!
     
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    AVOID TROLLS since there are always trolls in sort of situation.
     
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    I apologize for the belated update. The good news is, we're back on schedule, lads!
    At least for the following four-to-five weeks.
    [​IMG]

    The WELL-SCRIPTED SIMPLE-MINDED KATH HOUND decides to attack you, justifying its BLOODTHIRSTY ASSAULT solely on TERRITORIAL GROUNDS. You are pretty sure this is called AGGRO.

    Fortunately, it looks like the ENCLAVE has a few tricks up its sleeve as a LAND MINE prompts the kath hound to do a BACKFLIP like a JEDI KNIGHT. Working as intended.

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    Seeing as how you can never be too careful, you decide to PROD the BOXES ahead with some RANDOM STICK that suddenly materialized in your hands.

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    Well, crap. It's YET ANOTHER SHAMELESS CAMEO.

    This INVESTIGATORY DROID has been following you around ever since he got bored PLAYING DEAD inside that escape pod.

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    You are now introduced to COLUMBO, the GREAT DETECTIVE! Once, he was but a humble ship droid to a bounty hunter named KESTREL. Then, he was an ASPIRING PROBLEM SLEUTH in an EVER-DECADENT GALAXY of DARKNESS. A galaxy where the good guys were losing and good guys were lost, all the while the DEPRAVED got away with all SORTS of SICK DEBAUCHERY.

    Eventually, the great detective got sick of it; he needed a REST; ended up ENJOYING RETIREMENT on a SECRET, OPEN-MINDED NUDIST COLONY somewhere in the SWAMPS of TARIS... but he knew he could never truly escape his DAMNED LIFE of ETERNAL GLOOM and SHARP-CONTRAST BLACK-AND-WHITE FILTERS. His BROBOTS needed him... and he needed his JOB.

    Now, he is trying to get to the bottom of this CUMBERSOME DISPUTE between the CHISS ASCENDANCY and the SECRET WIRE and he has his BEST MEN working on it; notable individuals such as SIS GUY. He asks you of your involvement with the CHISS, to which you deny everything and SHOUT FREEDOM and INDEPENDENCE!

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    COLUMBO decides to BE A DICK instead of trusting anything you say He overlooks the fact that you practically stole an ESCAPE POD and lost a comrade to the Ascendancy.

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    The MASTERS of the SECRET WIRE emerge from their HIDING SPOTS, leaving you in DUMBFOUNDED SHOCK as to how the hell could any of them fit behind their RESPECTIVE HIDEOUTS. Their STEALTH LEVELS are clearly superior to yours. Maybe it is time to BACK DOWN.

    Or, you know, we could also end the chapter right here. Nothing quite like ending it when stuff actually happens for once.

    Oh well, at least we get to lead the SIEGE of GRABBA'S PALACE as DOOP SKYCHAFER, COVETOUS JEDI EXTRAORDINAIRE at last!

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    Chapter 4: Immaculate

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    PSYKE! It's SABERING TIME.

    You are now DARTH SABER, the KINDEST SITH LORD with the DUMBEST SITH TITLE. You are still trapped inside the PRISON WARD of GRABBA the HUTT. Normal people would hold a GRUDGE, but since you're a LIGHTSIDED SITH and all... you forgive him. After all, you killed his TOP SCHUTTA; PUNISHMENTS must be METED OUT.

    On the upside, your LIVING QUARTERS have vastly improved since last time, earning you a PAZAAK TABLE. Thus, for the most part, you've been playing with yourself under the WATCHFUL WATCH of SCALES THE LIZARD. Unsurprisingly, you lost all of your matches playing against yourself, even though you attempted to CHEAT that one time.

    What do you do?
     
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    Ask SCALES how he does with PAZAAK or if he prefers "Go Fish" instead.
     
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    ATTEMPT to SEDUCE SCALES.
     
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    Invite SCALES, to play PAZAAK against you. If you win two of three, he must set you free from cell. He looks SO DUMB that you are sure that you win two in raw!
     
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    You invite SCALES up for a game of FRIENDLY PAZAAK. Since you don't have ANY MONEY, you offer up a PRIVATE DANCE if he wins the GAME by SHIFTING your EYETENDRILS in SUGGESTIVE RHYTHM. Given your HISTORY of LIGHTSIDED DECISIONS, this is probably the MOST DECEPTIVE THING you've ever DONE in your LIFE... possibly even surpassing that one time in the KORRIBAN ACADEMY when you doctored the name of your MUCH LOATHED RIVAL'S EXAM PAPERS to help him PASS the SEMESTER.

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    SCALES is a SIMPLE CREATURE and CLAPS in EXCITEMENT at the PROSPECT of DANCING and PLAYING PAZAAK. With the FORCE FIELD lowered you are faced with a NEW DECISION!

    Do you take this OPPORTUNITY to ESCAPE your CELL and LOCK SCALES AWAY or do you fulfill your PROMISE and PLAY the PAZAAK GAME knowing that you'll PROBABLY LOSE?
     
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    Suggest GO FISH instead.
     
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    Too bad DOOP has the legendary PAZAAK CARD and not you...

    Being a LIGHT SIDE SITH, you don't have the heart to lock Scales up. Instead, use the FARCE to grab the bottle of MR SABER'S ARMOR POLISH from the desk in your cell, SPAY the CLEANER in SCALES'S eyes, and run away while he's blinded.
     
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    Since you are LIGHT SIDED SITH, you fulfill your promise. You just can`t exploit EXCITED SCALES. You`ll win for sure! If you loose (that won`t happen, maybe...), you can distract him with your INTIMIDATING PRIVATE DANCE. At least it is nice opportunity to show off yours amazing dancing moves!
     
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    [​IMG]

    You ask SCALES whether or not there are ANY FISH on the PRESIDIUM. Whoops, WRONG GAME. Regardless, you ask whether or not SCALES would rather GO FISHING with you instead of SITTING here IDLY doing NOTHING.

    SCALES is a VEGAN.

    SCALES resorts to SPOUTING why this is a GOOD THING and that you SHOULD DEFINITELY CONVERT. It's the COOL NEW HIP THING LIGHTSIDERS are doing THESE DAYS. SAVING PEOPLE is SO LAST YEAR!

    You like your MEAT very much, thank you! But this does LITTLE to SILENCE SCALES.

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    In desperation, you THROW a COMPLEMENTARY BOTTLE of MR. SABER'S ARMOR CLEANSER at SCALES, instantly shattering it in his FACE and SOAKING his EYES in it. This can only LEAD to GOOD THINGS!

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    SCALES starts SHRIEKING like a LITTLE GIRL and FLAILS his BODY against the ROOM. You conclude that this is your cue to DEPART the PREMISES as you LOCK UP the SEVERELY DISTRAUGHT LIZARD away FOR HIS OWN GOOD.

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    Such a NOBLE ACT must not go UNREWARDED. You gain ONE BLUE POINT due to your CONSIDERATE COMPASSION for the SAFETY of the PALACE STAFF and your HEROIC ACTIONS as a DEFENDER of MEAT-LOVERS and GOURMANDS across the GALAXY.

    Yep, GOOD WORK was DONE HERE. Surely, even SCALES agrees? Right, SCALES!?

    Scales?

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    In the NEXT ROOM you find... well, PRETTY MUCH no REASON to use your LIGHTSABER. The GUARDS are TAKEN CARE OF and the MAJESTIC GOLDEN STATUE of GRABBA HIMSELF is FLAWLESSLY SCRUBBED.

    Wait a minute, you know this GUY! It's your old BUDDY from the IMPERIAL MILITARY, GENERAL FUX and his FAMOUS CAT MILLICENT! It's a bit ODD to find him in a place such as THIS given his REVULSION of all things HUTTESE, but STRANGER THINGS have HAPPENED of LATE.

    What do you do?
     
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    i'm sorry, i'm laughing too hard at General Fux and Millicent running rings around him to even think of anything clever to say.

    @RockyRoadCHu needs to see this ~ hahaha
     
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    Oh my gosh, thanks so much for this! Pure gold :D
     
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    Well, well, look what the cat dragged in!
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    Welcome to the thread, RockyRoadCHu!
     
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    :)How are you- Rebelscum? Haven't seen you in a while!

    Still remember our first encounter!
     
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    Why is Millicent rotating around Fux? xD
     
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    Watching MILLICENT running around your old buddy GENERAL FUX, makes you dizzy. YOU hug MAJESTIC statue of GREAT GRABBA THE HUTT, not to fall on ground. You know that it looks pretty silly, hugging GRABBA`s statue, but it is better of kissing floor!
     
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    When I met you, I was but the trooper; now I am PROPER SCUM.

    I'm doing well, thanks for asking! While I may not be posting a lot on the other threads, I check them regularly as part of my "morning meditation". I've always been a lurker at heart and old habits die hard, I guess. This little thing here is sort of an exception, and I'm willing to devote my spare time for this thread which means regular daily updates (bar unexpected or scheduled periods of busyness).

    Not sure if you'll be sticking around the game, but think of it like a drunken D&D campaign set in the Star Wars universe (as @JV-24601 explained it once). It's become somewhat of a Cantina specialty thanks to the fantastic regulars posting in this thread.
    Because he's so dense.
     
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    RUN to EMBRACE your OLD FRIEND. Surely he's here to SAVE you.
     
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