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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. teline

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    DAMN IT COLUMBO, WE NEEDED THAT MONEY!

    Your punishment must be more severe.
     
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    MadsLad Rebel Official

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    TFW you land on a FOREST WORLD:

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    ((ps, I also vote for punishment))
     
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    Let her go, Doop!

    Let.

    Her.

    Go.
     
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    NO DAMMIT! We're going to SPOIL EVERYTHING you GUYS! I'm going to laughcry so hard if we ACCIDENTALLY turn DOOP into the MAIN VILLAIN over the course of the story.

    LET COLUMBINA GO!

    Sincerely,

    Doop Skychafer's Conscience
     
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  5. Alamact

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    [​IMG]

    You PUT the DROID DOWN like some KIND of a CROSSBREED between an UNHINGED BASTARD and an ABSOLUTE WIMP.

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    You get ONE DOOP POINT as a result of your CHOICES, because your MIND apparently just can't DECIDE which SIDE of the FORCE it's going to FOLLOW.

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    Yeah, that'll TEACH HIM!

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    This SITUATION turned out a HELL of a lot SMOOTHER than you were INITIALLY ANTICIPATING.

    You know what else is SMOOTH? That's right, it's TIME to VISIT CANCEROUS ORDO!

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    It takes MOMENTS for your FEEBLE, LESSER MIND to ADJUST to the EMPOWERING DISPLAY of PURE MAGNIFICENCE before you as CANCEROUS ORDO greets you behind a SMILE, wearing NOTHING but the SIMPLISTIC MAJESTY of POLKA DOT UNDERWEAR.

    SOMEONE spilled WHISKEY on the CARPETS. It's pretty damn CLEAR that between the two of you, CANCEROUS is the ONE who got the LUXURY SUITE end of the DEAL. Also, in a TWIST of DARK IRONY, the ONLY MIRROR in this ROOM is CONVENIENTLY BROKEN.

    What do you do?
     
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    JOIN HIM!

    (NO CHANCE IS THIS GOING TO GET AWKWARD IN ANY WAY!)
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Addi Ras MASTER TEA MAKER
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    Force choke the nutter after all the more you practice the more powerful you will become.
    Oh & take the whisky bottle if there is any left Drink it if not force push it at the semi naked nutter on the bed as this guy is seriously give you the hivi-gibes
     
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    Force choke the nutter? Careful there! That's CANCEROUS ORDO, he might just end up liking it.
     
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    Just for making you wittness this freak-show, Force-shove that whiskey-bottle up his Dark-side!
    So he'll be riding waves of pleasure for the next couple of hours, then grab that Mandalorian armor and put it in your inventory!

    (You never know when THAT might come in handy!)

    MAYBE he can have it back when YOU can finally benefit from this unholy collaboration!
     
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    Honestly, Cancerous had become a real pain in the neck.

    Send him off to spy on that king. Those two prcks seem to be made for each other! :D
     
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    first, rinse eyes with BLEACH immediately.

    then: don't join him, DE-THRONE him! he's clearly having some kind of incident and probably compromised: TAKE THAT BED, DOOP! TAKE IT!

    not the polka-panties, though. no no no.
     
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    The sad thing is that when you think about it, Cancerous may pretty much be the only true friend Doop's got.
     
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    Right now you really wish a rogue force-user would burst in and burn your eyeballs out... How about we just stand here staring awkwardly until he stops? I honestly don't know any better response right now.
     
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    Doop

    You have the FORCE

    Use it to LEVITATE the BROKEN MIRROR PIECES and just PUT THEM TOGETHER

    You will NOT BE STOPPED on your MISSION to LOOK AT A MIRROR
     
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    And you know what Super Dooper Friends™ do, right?

    GIVE CANCEROUS A HUG.
    He is CLEARLY DISTRAUGHT to excuse such MANIC BEHAVIOR! Its a COPING MECHANISM! But since youre DOOP SKYCHAFER, be all AWKWARD and TSUNDERE about it.
     
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    I was thinking of posting this, but knowing @Alamact, I doubted my chances. He'd find a way to twist my suggestion.

    So, I'll endorse this post. How will he stop us now?
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  18. DarthSnow

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    Also endorsed!! While you're putting the mirror back together, MUSE about how easily it would be to "SLIP" and let the pieces go flying in all directions, and how UNFORTUNATE it is that he is not wearing his ARMOR. Sure, you just showed MERCY to the droid, but that won't stop you, DOOP SKYCHAFER, from not-so-playfully THREATENING your FRIENDS. Hopefully, this convinces Cancerous to get back in uniform... <shudders>

    Finally, draw Cancerous in with the allure of HONOURE™ and enough credits (lying. those are YOUR credits!) to pursue all the depravity that he requires, should he HELP you track down Kestrel and Mynock. In other words, it's time to INITIATE the DOOP PLOT.
     
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    what do you do?

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    +1

    And then LEVITATE those BROKEN MIRROR PIECES.
     
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    Hello there.

    Hey everybody, JV-24601 back and reporting for duty!

    I hope everybody has been doing well, I apologize for my extended absence. I got distracted with classes and what with it being Celebration Weekend, I decided to come back to all you lovely people and grace you with my presence again. ;):p

    I'm going to have to catch up and see exactly what messes you have gotten our walking disaster zones into. But I trust you've been making the worst- I mean, funniest choices possible.

    Addendum: Going back a couple updates, I'm already disappointed with myself that I ever left.
     
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