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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Alamact

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    Welcome back, @JV-24601! The gist of what you've missed is that we've got ourselves our very own boards on the Cantina for the comic, meaning that pretty much anyone can make separate threads about the adventure. Storywise, there was a rather unorthodox Missy update which I'm not going to spoil that I think you may probably like.

    In regards to other stuff, and this is a note to everyone here: @teline has prepared a thread designed for newcomers to get a better explanation about what the comic is about - and I'm writing up that promised recap of the adventure's previous Chapters there. The comic has become quite long and potential new players might feel intimidated about the notion of reading through 130 pages of content - the recap is designed to help with that. I figured I might as well do this now over the next couple of days, whilst most about everyone is getting their stream of Celebration news, so the update may be dropping a bit late. This is going to be a large Chapter, probably the largest we've done yet, and the next couple of updates up until the end of the month are essentially what I'd call "paying the story their due". Expect one or two more sophisticated scenes, like the one we had a couple of updates back, interspersed with the usual humorous stuff, but once we get back to a certain Sith Lord, things will return to form.
     
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    Ahh I had forgotten just how much sardonic you can get Al. :D

    The recaps are a funny-good read. I think it's also going to be useful for the rest of us whenever we need to refresh our memories on stuff that happened way back without having to look up for it. And congrats to @teline for making this thread!
     
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    I just now realized that this thread has its own board. When did this happen?
     
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    Oh... two, three weeks ago?
     
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    Before MAKING any SUDDEN MOVES, you decide to SURVEY the CATACLYSMIC STATE of the ROOM in greater detail. You could theoretically DRINK UP what's left of that WHISKEY by SLURPING IT through the CARPETS, and you could also theoretically pick up the armor sets lying so SEDUCTIVELY on the FLOOR... but if we're being HONEST here, you wouldn't want to touch ANYTHING so close to the EPICENTER of this UNHOLY AFTERMATH.

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    In an attempt to RESTORE the MIRROR manually, you HOVER the DANGEROUSLY SHARP SHARDS of the MIRROR close to your ALREADY-DAMAGED FACE. Remember what happened the last time you did something RECKLESS with the FORCE, DOOP?

    Do you really WANT to RISK suffering through yet another FLASHBACK DREAM SEQUENCE?

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    DAMN IT. The voice in your HEAD actually HAS a POINT there.

    However, you can't shake the feeling that this entire panel REEKS of a COP-OUT. Maybe you should LEVITATE these SHARDS out of the FOURTH WALL and into the AUTHOR'S LAZY FACE instead?

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    Oh well, at least CANCEROUS is here to EXPLAIN THE NAKED TRUTH to you. In polka-dot underwear.

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    After that DISTURBING EXPOSITION DUMP and SEQUEL BAIT, you find yourself BACK OUTSIDE CANCEROUS' ROOM, even MORE TROUBLED than you were before you ENTERED IT.

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    Oh, and would you LOOK at THAT?

    It's your LEVEL-UP TIME!

    For supposedly being the MAIN PROTAGONIST of this ADVENTURE, you sure are a LATE BLOOMER, DOOP SKYCHAFER.

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    You are now a LEVEL 8 JEDI SENTINAL. Your POWER has MORPHED into VISION, because everyone GETS their SHINY UNIQUE POWER STAT, and that INCLUDES even your INDIFFERENT ASS. VISION might help offer you BETTER CLARITY in what's going on INSIDE your HEAD, but we're not going to be EXPLAINING THAT, of course. No, we just DON'T DO TUTORIALS.

    You have TWO POINTS to SPEND on any of the SEVEN CATEGORIES: SABER, HEALTH, VISION, FARCE, PAZAAK, BOOZE and CHARM.

    Which two attributes do you choose to increase?
     
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    You will NOT pay the PRICE for your lack of VISION!

    +2 to VISION.
     
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    What a great update.
    Now I could be sensible & suggeste you increase his health & Vision but where would the fun in that be so instead I will go for a classic combination of Booze & Saber after all the ability to hold your drink could be very useful when playing around with one of the most if not the most dangerous male weapon in the universe.
     
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    I loved how much choice words there were in some of the dialogue.

    'In war, no one can choose their battles.' can be interpreted as Cancerous being worried a full out war might endanger the Mandalorian civilians like untrained children most of all. It's a deflective but very telling phrase. Children who aren't grown up yet to make that choice of going into battle like Cancerous and his clan is.
    Oh I gotta get behind this! If only to max out BOOZE. +1 +1!
     
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    throw it all on FARCE. that little incident with the shards was a close call ~

    and maybe if you had better FS, you'd be able to sense a half-naked man jumping around on a bed before you enter the room--let alone man-hugging you before it happens!
     
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    Awesome exposition Al! The verbal one mind you, NOT the physical one... :D

    I say +2 to HEALTH!
    And then PRAY it not only works on your PHYSICAL HEALTH, but also your MENTAL state!
    After that episode it could use some strengthening... :eek:
     
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    Oh Cancerous, such deep words. Much love.

    +2 to booze.

    If Parappa the Rapper taught us anyhing, it's that a man struggling to hold his bladder is really sexy for the ladies.

     
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    1 vote goes to CHARM, 1 goes to FARCE.
    Here's hoping you'll never have to see another Mando *RSE.
     
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    Leave it up to Al to sell you a character with a polka dot underwear monologue!
    ENDORSED! We must PREPARE for the eventual DRINKING CONTEST against STAN THE MAN!
     
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    +2 for VISION.

    You eyes are deceiving you. Don't trust them. Everyone in this thread is supporting VISION. Clearly. If you had better vision, you would see it too.

    Regards, a former Snake Oil Salesman
     
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    Agreed. Doop must AVOID PAYING THE PRICE- his INNER TOYDARIAN won't allow it!

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    I didn't realize the Armstrongs were members of Clan Ordo!
     
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    1 Booze and 1 Vision. Nothing better than drunken hallucinations right?
     
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    One for Charm and one for Vision. You need better mastery of the smooth arts.
     
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    Definitely opting for Vision. And I'm torn between Charm and Booze... hmm... oh who am I kidding, Booze always wins in the end!

    +1 Vision
    +1 Booze

    I would pay good money to see that!!
     
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    TWO POINTS to SPEND

    TWO POINTS to MAX OUT BOOZE

    The CHOICE is CLEAR, DOOP

    Once you START down the path TO SOBRIETY, FOREVER will it DOMINATE your DESTINY

    And after what YOU just WENT THROUGH, BOOZE IS NEEDED
     
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    Yeah, but this is like... BEER RESISTANCE or SOMETHING. The MORE you HAVE the MORE you can DRINK! Rank 5 must be like just constant straight SOBRIETY. Sounds like a MISERABLE EXPERIENCE right?

    That's why I move forward with +2 for BOOZE! MISERY needs COMPANY and you're DOOP SKYCHAFER! You LOVE COMPANY! /s

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    UNLIMITED SOBRIETY!
     
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