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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    It's OBVIOUS you can't LIE your way out of this one. You'll need to... TELL THE METAPHORICAL TRUTH.
     
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    From a CERTAIN POINT OF VIEW...
     
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    "So what I told you WASN'T true, from a certain point of view."

    Edit: ah, dammit! Got beaten to the punch. ^^
     
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    @Darth Bob, the fastest ninja in the galaxy! ;)
     
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    I think POUTINE is seriously UNDERESTIMATING your skill in LIES. You literally MAXED OUT that particular SKILL. It is time to PRODUCE the most INCREDIBLE and AWESOME LIE in the UNIVERSE, which should definitely SHORT OUT the shock table and FREE you.
     
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    That machine is no BOR GULLET! These simpletons have NO idea of your LYING POWERS!!!
    Now use them ALL, together with your PHILOSOPHICAL PROWESS, you can walk away from this PITIFUL EXCUSE for an INTERROGATION without even breaking a sweat!

    LIE!!! Turn every TRUTH upside down and inside out!
    Make them doubt their own REALITY! YOU are not THEIR prisoner, they are YOURS!!!
     
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  7. edgar allan poe dameron

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    I'm agreeing with a lot of people here, say a lie so good and so convincing that it shorts out the machine for example "kangaroo really means'"I don't know' because the English asked the indigenous people of Australia 'what are they?' talking about kangaroos and they said it in English so the natives didn't understand."
     
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    Just one more week of this, folks.
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    Your MECHANICAL TORTURER of the HK-50 VARIETY prepares his SECOND SET of QUESTIONS.

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    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK!
     
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    You MADMAN.

    You have RAVAGED the ELECTRONICS of this PUNY LIE DETECTOR and INDIRECTLY TAKEN CARE of TWO PROBLEMS in this ROOM. The THIRD is still being his usual NUISANCE SELF. You're going to NEED a DETAILED and FOOLPROOF PLAN to successfully LEAVE this UNDERWORLD DUNGEON and optionally FIND OUT the motives behind your CAPTURE.

    What is your plan?
     
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    ...

    This and GotG Vol 2 have some of the best uses of Fleetwood Mac! I kept myself from peeking when I had to post the gif. So worth it. :D
    I was laughing all the way through!

    EDIT: If we assume the following --

    > You have already met JUN BLAND offscreen
    > You are able to get out of this ROOM by outwitting the droid
    > Van isn't dead (or dying from Chernobyl level STDs)
    > Your stuff is close enough to the detention block

    Simply wait for the PLOT to bring JUN BLAND to you!
     
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    Why does EVERY JEDI need to be INFORMED OF THEIR ABILITIES on a REGULAR BASIS

    USE THE FORCE, STAN

    FORCE PULL the DEACTIVATED HK UNIT into the OTHER HK UNIT

    KILL ONE MYNOCK WITH...ANOTHER DEAD MYNOCK
     
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    1) Taunt the droid by claiming that it looks too short for an HK-50 model. It obviously looks like an HK-49.
    2) Droid gets triggered and states that it is obviously a superior HK-50.
    3) Insist that you've seen HK-49s before and you're sure the droid is one such model - perhaps it's adopted and has been fed lies the whole time since its last memory wipe.
    4) Droid is on the verge of overloading. The feels get real.
    5) Subtly lead the droid to believe that if it granted you access to the dungeon's database you could definitively prove whether you're right or not.
    6) Voila! You have access to the information you need.

    Optional 7) If you're up to the challenge, use your power of LIES to actually convince the droid that you were its original owner before PAL POUTINE stole it and wiped its memory. New companion! (best one yet, of course)
     
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    I would second this but...
    It seems Al took care of this one.
    (otherwise we would have probably just left before the interrogation anyway)
    Important note (?): this is the HK model that thought the medallion logo was dumb. We could USE that to TURN him to the STAN SIDE of the FORCE.

    ((P.S. update was a blast. Easily the Act's most iconic comedic moment yet))
     
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    Maybe if you FAKED OUT the SITH ARTIFACTS, you'd be able to USE THE FORCE

    HEY LOOK OVER THERE, A DISTRACTION!
     
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    I like this plan, seems like a good plan. We might also get a cool companion too
     
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    I know its a bit offtopic, but could maybe give us a rundown of the timeline for the comic? Like, when did the Jedi conquer Coruscant from the Sith and made the Temple there? When did the Mandalorian wars happened? Stuff like that... :D
     
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    BRILLIANT!

    Indeed the power of LIES is the only one available to you, courtesy of those FRACKING FORCE-DAMPENERS!

    This could actually work... LIE and the DROID shall set you FREE!! (Who needs TRUTH?)

    WHO the MAN? STAN the MAN!!
     
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    This go for it you will not fail lies will set you free plus having a HK 50 Droid with you could be of benefit to you in particular to hide behind when thing get a bit to crazy for you.
     
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    Just LIE to YOURSELF that MIND TRICKS WORK on DROIDS.
     
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