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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    You OPEN the GALAXY MAP.

    This doesn't HELP YOU in any way, like, AT ALL. All it's telling you right now is that you are apparently PAIRED UP with some LANKY CREATURE probably whipped up by some GUNGAN APOLOGIST and that one INCOMPETENT TATTERTAINTER you BRIEFLY MET OFF-SCREEN some undisclosed time ago.

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    HK-50: "Statement: No."
    STAN: "You do realize saying that 'No' is a statement is very redundant and wasteful."
    HK-50: "Statement: Yes."

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    You APPROACH the BOXES, prepared to FULLY and THOROUGHLY INSPECT THEM. However, your FORCE SENSITIVITY also starts to FLICKER.

    There is someone here.

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    It looks like your STANDARD BLACK MARKET WEAPONRY, same as the ones you INSPECTED earlier in the LOWER LEVELS. You were expecting something more GRANDIOSE, but I guess you can't have EVERY BOX filled with SPECIAL and UNIQUE VALUABLES.

    That's just STATISTICAL SUICIDE.

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    Yep. There is definitely SOMETHING PLOT-ESSENTIAL in this HALLWAY, and your FORCE POWERS state as much too, but you just can't seem to PLACE your FINGER on what it is EXACTLY.

    It's not like something IMPORTANT is going on behind you through that OMINOUSLY LIT GLASS.

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    GASP.

    FULL PENETRATION!?

    This is CLEARLY in VIOLATION of the JEDI CODE.

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    There is SO MUCH wrong with this FEEBLE ATTEMPT at ESCAPE.

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    WHOOPS.

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    You now decide to FLEE in the PROPER DIRECTION.

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    It seems your DROID FRIEND has TAKEN your LESSON on WASTEFULNESS to HEART.

    And now it's TIME to RETURN to a PLOT that almost everyone FORGOT ABOUT. What fun.

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    You are now FACED with a CHOICE. Again.

    You can DECIDE to TRUST the CHANCELLOR by believing there may be SOME TRUTH to his CLAIMS, and EFFECTIVELY make a DEAL with the BLUE DEVIL of the REPUBLIC. Maybe the BLEAK PERCEPTION and TARNISHED IMAGE he's CULTIVATED over the years shrouds a more BENEVOLENT GOAL?

    Alternatively, you can also ATTEMPT to PLEDGE a FALSE ALLEGIANCE to the CHANCELLOR, with the hopes that you might OUTPLAY the MASTER of the SENATE from within.

    Lastly, you can THROW AWAY his OFFER and potentially your life, at the POSSIBILITY of RADICALLY OPPOSING CHANCELLOR YEN-ZUR'S REGIME. Sometimes freedom must be FORCED.

    What do you choose?
     
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  2. DarthSnow

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    You lie your yellow little ass off, you magnificent mellow fellow!!

    This is your mission, and you damn sure choose to accept it. For the Republic, Jun!
     
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  3. Addi Ras

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    Definitely lie you ass of just make it convincing as this guy obvasly has no problem with throwing any one who doesn't go along with him under the nearest landspeeder
     
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  4. teline

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    OK. This explains the long wait. :D

    MAKE the DEAL with the BLUE DEVIL. You can always CHANGE your MIND LATER and you know that GETTING out of this room is an IMPOSSIBILITY so CHOICE #3 is out, plus you also know that you are a TERRIBLE LIAR (unlike a certain Jedi) so option #2 is also OUT.

    It's time to GET your MORALITIES dropped in the SHITPILE and see what GEMS emerge!
     
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  5. DarthSnow

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    Alternatively... what if you are so honest about possibly lying, that even the Chancellor doesn't quite know whether you are fully joining him or not?? Something like:

    "I will aide you, Chancellor. But my allegiance is to the Republic, not to you alone."

    Yen-Zur may appreciate the candidness / Jun's growing political prowess. It may backfire though. But I don't see much difference between openly lying now, or openly making the deal with the right to change your mind later. I think we need a blend of the two. Choice 1.5 :D
     
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  6. edgar allan poe dameron

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    maybe 3 not sure about 1, might need to think about it longer. All I know is I don't feel about lying
     
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  7. SaberingTime

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    Wow this explains a lot!!! It explains why SIS Guy was aboard Snote's ship so much before the battle of Dantooine even began. He was always Snote's!

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    He played Columbo to get into the Secret Wire for Snote. He tried to use Jun as a scapegoat to start the Chiss for the Republic movement... and its likely the Dantooine senator is Snote's puppet too!
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    DOUBT! I endorse this suggestion!
     
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  8. Pomojema

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    Dishonesty is the best policy to go with here, so you should lie. Dew it.
     
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  9. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    OUTER VOICE: "Maybe there's more to you." /* INNER VOICE: "Corrupt bastard! I won't join you." */

    It's basically choice 2 without the lying part. It's not your fault the Chancellor can't hear your thoughts. Unless he can, because he's the Senate. Just make sure you don't mess up your lines and maybe one day you'll be the Senate.
     
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  10. The One Armed Wampa

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    JUN BLAND

    use what you've LEARNED from that MANDALORIAN JEDI you APPARENTLY MET at SOME POINT OR ANOTHER

    And LIE LIKE YOUR KRIFFING LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

    BECAUSE IT DOES

    DON'T FORGET TO SMILE

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  11. GingerByte

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    No I misspelt society. Failed I have... into exile I must go :D.
     
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  12. CnlSandersdeKFC

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    Lie... lie like a SOB.
     
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  13. Darth Bob

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    Does he EXPECT you to TALK?!

    Need I REMIND you, JUN BLAND, that you are an AGENT? And a ROGUE ONE at that!

    CHOOSE 3! Then make a DARING ESCAPE during a CHASE SCENE in an EXOTIC LOCATION using a VARIETY of MODES OF TRANSPORTATION.
     
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  14. DarthSnow

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    I thought you were just using that old Dantooine dialect... s'ciety!
     
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    I agree with Darth Bob! Jun Bland trusts no politicians! All they ever done was caused him pain and headaches!
     
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    :cool: ASCENDANCY APPROVED. :cool:
     
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    On that (S)note... xD

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    I mean yes, totally my intention. Saw through my ruse you did. Yep ;).
     
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    Ok Al... I wasn't really bought into Jun's storyline before but you have me on board with Yen-Zur! There is ONLY ONE PROPER WAY TO GO HERE:

    *Jun throws his bag of munchmallows out the window*

    Jun: 'What have I done?!'
    Yen-Zur: 'You are fulfilling your destiny, Agent Bland.'
    Yen-Zur: 'Become my apprentice. Learn to use the DICK SIDE OF POLITICS.'
    Jun: 'I will do whatever you ask.'
    Yen-Zur: 'GOOOWWD.'
    Jun: 'Just help me save the Republic's life. I can't live without her.'
    Yen-Zur: 'To cheat the elections is a power ONLY ONE has achieved but if we work together I'm sure we could discover the secret.'
     
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    I'm sorry for the crap quality, but this was my first rodeo with layer modes. :)

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