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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    This is bigger than either of you. If you don't all work together, it won't matter whose rotting corpse sits in the Chancellor's office. You need all the help you get in the wars to come.
     
    #2741 JV-24601, May 26, 2017
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    Once again your aptitude for creating conundrums is impressive! Most impressive!! (dark)

    That gives a whole new meaning to the frase: Getting your hands dirty.... :eek:

    But I agree on making the DEAL.

    Now THIS is even BETTER. :)
    Make the DEAL. JOIN him, for now... ;)

    Indeed. DOUBT can be a powerful ALLY. Use it to your ADVANTAGE.
     
    #2742 Master_Farkaz, May 26, 2017
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  3. Alamact

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    This was slated for Saturday night, but some family stuff came up and took my weekend over entirely. Concluding with this update, we are officially past our "paying the story its due" part.
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    You are now THE KEY to ALL THIS.

    You have just ANOINTED yet another FALSE HEATHEN. None shall deny the BLISSFUL SHEEN that only MR. SABER'S ARMOR CLEANSER PROVIDES. Indeed, such a LUMINOUS BEING is he at the moment that it would make even the HUMBLEST of JEDI JEALOUS.

    Actually, you're quite sure that you pretty much just BLEACHED his ENTIRE UNIFORM OFF. Also, for some INEXPLICABLE REASON, you've got a FULL STOCKPILE of this STUFF in your COMMAND BUNKER.

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    Which was a BONAFIDE CORELLIAN CASINO at some POINT, but now it isn't. Instead of CONTINUING your STORYLINE, you've SPENT your WEEK (read: SIX MONTHS) METICULOUSLY APPLYING FASHIONABLE RESKINS to your ENTIRE REGIMENT.

    GENERAL FUX would APPROVE.

    What do you do?
     
    #2743 Alamact, May 30, 2017
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    It's SABERING TIME (!!!!!!!!) :D

    Approach that DARK CUTIE over there and GESTURE her to put the helmet back on. This will give you back your CONVERSATION SKILLS.

    "Who gave you permission to remove that helmet?"

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    #2744 MadsLad, May 30, 2017
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    Time to blind some people and take them as your slaves helpers. After all, every leader needs their grunts as well as their soldiers.

    I really don't have anything on my mind, haha.
     
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  6. Pomojema

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    Snatch that dapper helmet using the Force.

    I don't have anything witty to say. It's just that it probably would serve you better than it would the other guy.
     
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  7. Darth Bob

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    You're ARMY is SHINY. Time to MARCH it out DRAMATICALLY, LEADING from the front like a BADASS!

    download.jpg
     
    #2747 Darth Bob, May 30, 2017
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  8. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Check up on the hooded youngster. We must always think of the children. The littlest ones always suffer in war.
     
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    Also, forgive me for bringing a terrible movie into the conversation, but is the heavy use of the phrase "leverage" some kind of reference to this terrible movie?

     
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    Error: Insufficient dutch angles to qualify for reference.
     
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    PERHAPS you should APPLY your ARMOR CLEANSER on YOUR OWN ARMOR

    Your ARMOR will SPARKLE SO MAGNIFICENTLY it'll DEMORALIZE the ENTIRE REPUBLIC ARMY

    How could those MERE MORTALS stand up to one so SHINY. You'll have them BEGGING for a PEACEFUL RESOLUTION just so they could GET SOME ARMOR CLEANSER FOR THEMSELVES.
     
    #2751 The One Armed Wampa, May 30, 2017
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    Saber mah boi!! Has it really been six months?
    ALTERNATIVELY use the ARMOR CLEANSER to convert that last remaining HEATHEN in the ROOM. He obviously needs it MORE than you do.

    A Sith Lord always puts the needs of others before himself!
     
    #2752 Capt. Andrew Luck, May 30, 2017
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    Is there SOMETHING BETTER you could be doing? MAYBE... LEADING A NIGHT ASSAULT on REPUBLIC FORCES?
     
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  14. Alamact

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    You decide to TAKE a FIRM STANCE against CHILDREN on the BATTLEFIELD. Such BEHAVIOR cannot be TOLERATED and must be CURBED from their HABITS before it has a CHANCE to give them STUPID IDEAS.

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    DAMN. This kid is OBVIOUSLY BEYOND HELP.

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    He is MEAN to you and this GIVES you PAUSE.

    After all, CRUSTACEANS don't have SPINES.

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    You decide to GROW a SPINE instead as you PREPARE yourself to MARCH DRAMATICALLY on a NIGHTLY RAID against the REPUBLIC GARRISON accompanied by some BITCHIN' JOHN WILLIAMS MUSIC.

    Not before CONVERTING that LAST IMPERIAL TROOP to the SHEEN SIDE, of course.

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    You CLUMSILY TRIP over yourself and cost the IMPERIAL SOLDIER his life.

    Oh well, he was just a HEATHEN anyways.

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    Someone should REALLY FIX these FLOORS. It's getting QUITE DRAFTY in here.

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    ...please-shut-up.

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    There is NO ESCAPE from YOUR SHAME.

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    EXCEPT in the SHAME BUCKET.

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    It seems your REPUTATION as a SITH LORD is mostly ACCIDENTAL.

    This explains MUCH.

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    On the plus side, at least ALL your TROOPS are now COLOR-CODED for your CONVENIENCE.

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    CAPTAIN FAZ asks you for her HELMET back. Is your GIRLTALK strong enough to HANDLE this SIMPLE SOCIAL INTERACTION?

    What do you do?
     
    #2754 Alamact, Jun 1, 2017
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    Hey! My joke about child endangerment got reused! Huzzah!

    I think we should definitely say something. Yes... something!
     
    #2755 CnlSandersdeKFC, Jun 1, 2017
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    Do not start a conversation as that would kill you air of mystery & you will just fail miserably any way.
    Instead give her helmet back & still ignoring her walk over & give that poor excuse for a Jawa impersonator a taste of you authority
     
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    State that there's no need to hide such a pretty face under this helmet (at least try to say that, whether something else comes out of your mouth is a risk to be taken). Plus, your Lobstre face is already clipping through it, imagine what would happen with Captain Faz's hair.
     
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    YES, talk to her! But - there's always a but :D - the voice synthesizers in the Imperial helmets are not designed for your... unique... set of crustacean vocal chords. They have an adverse effect and make you sound like a Kowakian Monkey Lizard all hopped up on caf. You have way too much fun with this, and realize that Huttese sounds the best. Words and phrases like, "pedunkee," "wompity du wermo", and "De wanna wanga" ......without the helmet, your GIRLTALK immediately plummets to non-existence (for any friendlies not named Red).
     
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    your raid is off to a poor start. SAVE FACE by SHOWING YOURS and getting to the point.
    and anyway, your GIRLTALK is insufficient for the awesomeness that is FAZ.
    give back her helmet before she kicks you in the nads.
     
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    A Sith can never get anywhere without their trusty chance cube. If it's blue, interact... red, helmets belong in Hell. Down the pit it goes.
     
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