Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Great! I wish more people stumbled upon this thread. These things tend to exponentially get funnier the more participants they have.

"Hello there, old buddy! How's-"

You FORGOT about your STRONG ALLERGY to CATS and PROMPTLY hide BEHIND the GOLDEN STATUE in DEFENSE!



Days like these you just NEED a HUG. PLACING your ARMS around this COLD, LIFELESS STATUE seems to be ODDLY SOOTHING.



You OFFER to BANDAGE UP the FALLEN ENEMIES of the EMPIRE. After all, they're JUST SIMPLE HENCHMEN in GRABBA'S VILLAINOUS SCHEMES!

FUX informs you that the ALIEN SCUM is PRETTY MUCH DEAD and that you should PUT THOSE BANDAGES AWAY for DOING SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL.



The LOSS of INNOCENT LIFE fills your SITH SELF with GRIEF. You offer to CREMATE them at least. FUX tells you his MAN is ALREADY on it and that they'll be ADDED to his RIVAL COLLEAGUE'S ASHTRAY MILLICENT'S LITTERBOX in DUE TIME.



Meanwhile, GENERAL FUX has a JOB for you! On top of trying to FIND DIRT on GRABBA the HUTT and attempt to COERCE HIM to the IMPERIAL SIDE, FUX has EXPENDED major efforts on LOCATING GRABBA'S SECRET CATFOOD STOREROOM rumored to be somewhere in his PALACE. POOR MILLICENT is STARVING, so this must TAKE TOP PRIORITY.

You decide to HELP the BELEAGUERED CAT... you know, for FUX'S SAKE!



FUX offers you AID on your MISSION to locate the STOREROOM in the FORM of an ITEM of your CHOOSING. There's a POWERFUL SITH HOLOCRON he stole from his COLLEAGUE'S FOOTLOCKER, three MILITARY-GRADE FRAG GRENADES, and an IMMACULATE DRUMSTICK.

Which item will you choose?

 

Instead of PICKING SOMETHING USEFUL like a PACK of FRAG GRENADES or a FREAKIN' SITH HOLOCRON filled with DARK SECRETS of UNTOLD POWER, your STOMACH decides to do the DECISION-MAKING for once!

You go with the IMMACULATE DRUMSTICK. General Fux tells you that the Force be with you, because you'll most certainly NEED it after picking a CHOICE like that.



Well, this thing's BIGGER than you thought!

It's almost like a PROPER MALLET for TENDERIZING your FOES with TENDER, SUCCULENT MEAT. With the item picked, you decide to EXIT the room through the FOREBODING DOOR that lays AHEAD.



It's PARTY TIME outside! The MANDALORIAN KIND!

You are now crossed in a CHAOTIC CROSSFIRE between the MANDALORIANS of CANCEROUS ORDO and the TRANDOSHAN GOONS of GRABBA the HUTT.

What do you do?

 

You DO the ROBOT whilst SHOUTING the NOBLE REASON why you're DOING THIS in the FIRST PLACE... for MILLICENT and FUX'S SAKE, of course!



You decide to SEARCH THROUGH the adjacent crates ahead as you CLUMSILY try to REMOVE the SIDES.

Hmm... what's lying inside CRATE #2?



Oh, it's just PISS.

You've really RUINED a MOMENT for the BUDDING AGENT hiding behind those CRATES. It's a GOOD THING no one has NOTICED his presence yet!



You're now surrounded by ENEMIES, POTENTIAL ENEMIES and a WARM PUDDLE of CONCENTRATED IMPERIAL JUICE. It's only a MATTER of TIME before this STALEMATE between TRANDOSHAN and MANDALORIAN is BROKEN and someone WINS the "PISSING CONTEST". In your mind, your FELLOW IMPERIAL is already the ABSOLUTE WINNER.

What do you do?

 

No more FLACCID WIMP! It's time to PROVE you're a CERTIFIED BADASS!

Oh boy, it TOOK YOU this LONG to IGNITE your LIGHTSABER. It's been quite a JOURNEY to GET to this POINT. For a SITH LORD named DARTH SABER, you've sure taken your SWEET TIME on POSTPONING the OLDEST ANIMATION ever DONE for this CRAPPY ADVENTURE... and that is WHIPPING your SABER out, in case you haven't been PAYING ATTENTION!



This action EARNS you +50 SWAG. You feel as though you should REMEMBER this from somewhere...



Like the BADASS that you are, you ENTER DUAL WIELD MODE and CLUTCH the IMMACULATE DRUMSTICK FEARLESSLY in your OTHER HAND.



In your moment of PURE, UNADULTERATED HEROISM, you SLIP CLUMSILY and FALL DOWN the CRATES.

Well, that certainly didn't go as WELL as you'd HOPED. Talk about an EPIC FAIL!

If I were you, I'd be pretty PISSED OFF at this POINT; but then again, you KINDA ARE... just not in a very DIGNIFIED WAY. Your MILITARY PAL won't be GETTING UP anytime soon. Maybe because of a FREAKING LIGHTSABER sticking out his FACE!



Yep, something went TERRIBLY WRONG here and we're DEFINITELY NOT TALKING about that AWKWARD COMBAT LOOP the NPCs are ENDLESSLY PLAYING OUT. You've FAILED POOR MILLICENT and it's ALL your FAULT!



OR is it? *dun dun DUN*



You have now REACHED the GRAND FINALE. You've woken up from your UNCONSCIOUSNESS to find yourself FACE-TO-FACE with the COLOSSAL SLUG himself, GRABBA the HUTT! GUEST APPEARANCES include, but are not limited to: TRANDOSHAN EXTRAS #1, 2, 3, FAKE RATCHET and that COOL ARMORED CHICK you've met on the PLEASURE BARGE, THE QUIRK!

GRABBA demands EXPLANATIONS... or your BLOOD!

What do you do?