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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    White: "Being sensually rubbed in Mr. Saber's Armor Cleanser."

    Black:
    1) "Last time Stan had too much to drink, he had a bad experience with _________."
    2 & 3) "While undercover, Agent Bland was once _________ to see if _________ was any good."
     
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    white: "a scrap of crap"

    black: 3 votes for "_______is a slippery slope that leads to _______"

    also +1 for belated panorama love. : D
     
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    BLACK.gif x3

    WHITE.gif x1
     
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    White: Lankist

    Black:
    - 1 vote "What gets everywhere?"
    - 1 vote "Excuse me waiter..."
    - 1 vote "That's no moon..."
     
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    White: The Shame Bucket

    Black: "The Great Galactic Civil War puts people in the mood for ________"

    "A romantic dinner by a lake on Dantooine would be incomplete without _________" 2 votes
     
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    Who is to say that you can't look good in old age? TRY AND STOP ME!

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    As for the cards:

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    +1 to you Al for taking time to do 84 new cards for the game. :D

    WHITE CARD: Convoluted storylines. (x1)
    BLACK CARD: ________ was once caught... (x1)
    BLACK CARD: But before i kill you, Agent Bland... (x2)
     
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    That's actually how Ben and Anakin became force-ghosts... so dammit, stop talking sense :p.
     
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    What a Doop thing to say. xD

    CARDS:
    White - A public enema
    Black - The next Star Wars canon novel (+1)
    Black - Blank was once scandalously caught (+1)
    Black - Excuse me, waiter (+1)
     
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    :D That almost goes without saying...

    :eek: Dude, that's just nasty!

    That's deep man... I mean wow...


    As for the game... I should have read up on it (cause I have no idea how to play this...:oops:)

    But I kinda liked what @DarthSnow said:
    (I know it's kind-of-a cop-out but hey, what can I say?) :D
     
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    White Card
    Cancerous Ordo's Next Big Fling

    Black Card
    x2 for "Excuse me waiter"
    x1 for "While undercover..."
    Al explained that you only need to pick ONE white card and vote for THREE black cards of your choice. Same like when we level up. The trick is to make the funniest (and often immoral) combination with the cards that are given (which we are now picking from the "full pile").
     
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    Thanks for the quick explanation!
    So when there are 2 open spaces on the black card, one uses whatever is on the white card twice, right?

    Hmmm... let me think... ah! :D

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    How's that? ;)
     
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    No, you would play 2 white cards in that scenario. Think of the black cards as the prompt cards... One black is turned over from the deck, and then the players (who each have a hand of several white cards) choose a white card from their hand to fill in each of the blank spaces on the black. For a better idea of how this is gonna go, see 63 pages and 7 months ago when we first played Darths Against Humanity™. That link, plus the suggestions / following updates should help clear anything up.

    So, at this stage in the game, we're just choosing what cards will be in the deck. For the next update, we'll see our actual hand and the black cards, and THEN we'll get to make the most morally deprived combinations that we can.
    :D
     
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    Thank you most kindly for that additional information! I'm very curious as to how this highly depraved game will progress. :)

    Hmmm... in some ways that is a pity... I kinda liked the notion that "-Alamact- was once scandalously caught beating it off to -Alamact-"! (Talking about depraved...) ;):D
     
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    Aaaand now I'm reading Act 2 again (thanks a lot Lord Snow!) and wondering if we will ever see this guy again:

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    He... uhh... left an impression there...
     
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    I am even considering in cutting out the middleman next time around: just let you guys have all the fun with the full deck.
    It would not surprise me and my big ego.
    [​IMG]

    And here you can see the CRITICALLY ENDANGERED SPECIES: a ONE PANEL UPDATE, in its NATURAL HABITAT. There have only ever been two spotted in existence up until now, by which case that number has been raised to a FORMIDABLE THREE. They may just escape extinction yet!

    The deck is now shuffled, the cards distributed and this is what now LIES in your HAND.

    Which combinations from the pits of depravity will your mind conjure up this time?
     
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    The next Star Wars canon novel, GARY OLDMAN and THE SHAG LOFT.
     
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