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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    Alamact was once scandalously caught beating it off to convoluted storylines.
     
    #2801 Capt. Andrew Luck, Jun 7, 2017
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    /r/threadkillers
     
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    I'm just going to shamelessly endorse this one. For science.
     
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    "Alamact was once scandalously caught beating off the Lankist." I mean... we've all done it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    Or this...
     
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    I was thinking of:

    Alamact was once scandalously caught beating it off to a public enema. :eek::D



    If @DarthBaron's combo wins, I wouldn't be dissappointed. There is no SHAME in losing to a play like THAT! ;):)
     
    #2806 Master_Farkaz, Jun 8, 2017
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    The next Star Wars canon novel ALAMACT and THE SHAME BUCKET
     
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    ALAMACT was once caught scandalously beating it off to CONVOLUTED STORYLINES.

    [seriously: how was i supposed to resist that?] hahahahaha : D
     
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    xw40bE8.gif

     
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    Honestly, you can't beat the beating one... or maybe you could, who knows? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    The next Star Wars canon novel: @Alamact, and a Public Enema.
     
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    The next Star Wars canon novel, Wearing a Gilded Slave Bikini Costume and Being Sensually Rubbed in Mr. Saber's Armor Cleanser.


    Also called "Greased and Gilded", this scandalous and steamy new addition to the Star Wars library follows Lyra Sendella, a young woman trying to escape her life in the lower levels of Coruscant, as a promising Senator, Dorian Gild, takes her on a passionate journey from imprisonment to power.
     
    #2811 DarthSnow, Jun 8, 2017
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  12. *Definetly Not A Sith Lord*

    *Definetly Not A Sith Lord* Force Attuned

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    Pretty sure ol' Shakespeare would be proud. Him or Sheev, don't know if there is any difference any more
     
    #2812 *Definetly Not A Sith Lord*, Jun 11, 2017
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    Is everything OK Al?

    I'm sensing a really big update on the way but I would just like to ease my fears here.
     
    #2813 Capt. Andrew Luck, Jun 15, 2017
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    Some family stuff pushed the update back a couple of days. It's a large update: with plenty of detail panels, regular ones and a new mechanic to boot. I'm sorry it's taking this long, but sadly I can't finish it sooner. At the end of the day, I'm just one guy armed with nothing but a computer mouse, doing something that's generally out of his comfort zone. Add a hectic schedule to the equation - and anytime something comes up to disrupt that schedule, it just becomes pure chaos.
     
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    "Stealthily" confirmed a new droid @Alamact has. Several steps ahead of him, Yoda is! (yoda)
     
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    You REGALE your SUBORDINATES the RIVETING, yet SLIGHTLY DISTURBING TALE of an unfortunate evening mixed with SCOTCH of a SUSPICIOUS QUALITY resulting in the CONCEPTION of ACT II.

    Your META HUMOR goes past your UNDERLINGS for they do not have the POWER of the FOURTH WALL as you do.

    In fact, they immediately concede the match to you, since they are your LOYAL HENCHMEN, after all.

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    Isn't IMPERIAL WORK CULTURE just the BESTEST THING EVER?

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    SABER: "Did anyone ever tell you you're one hell of a looker, General Chu?"
    GENERAL CHU: "Uh... thank you, sir?"

    The GENERAL is WEIRDED OUT by your COMPLIMENTS. She feels there are far more IMPORTANT MATTERS to worry about other than LOOKING PRETTY on the BATTLEFIELD. Alas, such are IMPERIAL REGULATIONS nowadays.

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    Time to see what RATCHET is all RATCHETY about.

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    Ah, yes. Daddy issues. A trope you just can't escape.

    Well, at least you now have SOMETHING in COMMON with RED. At least her father didn't think of her as a DISAPPOINTMENT, which is more than you could say. Even STEVE wasn't all too impressed with you, come to think of it.

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    During this comic's version of a BIOWARE COMPANION CONVERSATION, the CAMP'S SABOTEUR and COMM SPECIALIST, BETHANY, arrived to CONFER with GENERAL CHU on what is to be done with THE PLOT.

    GENERAL CHU decides that it is TIME to get the PLOT ROLLING, whether you like it or not.

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    Oh, look! The IMPERIAL BIGWIGS!

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    You are now INTRODUCED to DARTH VOWRAWN, a representative and member of the DARK COUNCIL, the highest echelon attainable in your BELOVED EMPIRE. Unless you're the SITH EMPEROR, of course, which you're NOT. Also, it's a FORCE-SENSITIVES ONLY CLUB, because EQUALITY in a SPACE WIZARD MERITOCRACY is one HELLUVA DRUG.

    The MIDDLE MAN is WAR MINISTER... PETE. Well, his full name is actually GARAD PETTURI, but everyone calls him PETE. Not to his face, of course. The only person in the MINISTRY who's not a SITH and can't even make a PEBBLE FLOAT. Imagine that. On the other hand, he can make the JEDI TEMPLE of CORUSCANT float, which got him the POSITION in the FIRST PLACE.

    The last man is a man that needs no introductions. Your old buddy, ARMYFAGE FUX. The Destroyer of Profanity Filters! The Slayer of Decency! Also, a HYGIENE FREAK. These are your SUPERIORS, SABER. This is what your EMPIRE has been reduced to.

    What do you do?
     
    #2816 Alamact, Jun 16, 2017
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    Try impressing them with a bold introduction :D:
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    Take all the time you need, dude.

    ...Okay, my sentiment probably would've been more timely if I'd posted this before you made your actual update. C'est la vie.
     
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    I absolutely love everything about this! Thank you for replying so soon (+ updating the comic) :D
    Those Saber-Ratchet panels are something else.

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    #2819 Capt. Andrew Luck, Jun 16, 2017
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    Awww, Ratch is such a sweet nickname. <3
    ADDRESS MINISTER PETURRI as PETE!

    You ARE a BOLD ONE.
     
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