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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. The One Armed Wampa

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    Well if we think about these choices LOGICALLY we could find the BEST OPTIONS.

    For the TECH SPECIALIST, RATCHET was JUST about to go AWOL, and FRITZ is your ADOPTED CHILD. So that leaves BETH as the ONLY CHOICE that isn't CHILD ENDANGERMENT, or FORCING your BFF into stupid nonsense she was AGAINST DOING.

    As for SQUAD LEADER, the only real choice is FAZ. TRACE is a MERCENARY and shouldn't be TRUSTED with COMMAND over an ENTIRE SQUAD all by himself. And CHU is a GENERAL. Not a BATTLEFIELD GENERAL, a GENERAL. PENCIL PUSHERS IN HIGH COMMAND. The only one that could be TRUSTED not to GO ROGUE or BREAK UNDER PRESSURE is FAZ. Plus her hair might be able to DEFLECT BLASTER FIRE with how much CONDITIONER she must have used for it.
     
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    SHE IS BECOME BETH. DESTROYER OF CORDS.
     
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    Fritz & Faz,
    they have the guts..
    for .. the perfect Suicide
    :)
     
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    Fair enough! ;) Most characters in this deliciously chaotic series of unlikely events are quite 'armless... :p

    As for the team...

    Fritz & Faz,
    their chance for glory! :cool:
    In life... or death... which one it will be, is entirely up to them.
    (Should things go well... yey! If thing go sideways... no harm done and you'll still have the best ones left...)
    :D
     
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    +1 for BETH! She's the most UNDERDEVELOPED SIDE CHARACTER in the ROOM and we all know Al loves to DEVELOP the SIDES (but never the REAR).

    As for our battle commander: FAZ. Why...?

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    Because she indirectly caused the demise of THE AUTHOR'S OWN CAMEO. Think of the DAMAGE she could do DIRECTLY and if PAIRED UP with the DESTROYER OF CORDS herself!
     
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    Feel like taking Chu with us is gonna leave the base dangerously undermanned but that's just me, idk. So my votes go to... CAPTAIN FAZ(MA) and RATCHET!
    That facepalm is so sublime... :D
     
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    If all are going anyway then choices matter and you choose Ratchet.

    Squad leader should obviously be a person with the shortest name alphabetically, so...Trace.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Whilst you were BUSY making your CRUCIAL DECISION, the other TENANTS of this MAKESHIFT BASE have gathered and look to you for LEADERSHIP.

    We're doomed.

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    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.

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    Your fully assembled SUICIDE WATCH LOBSTRE SQUAD makes their way towards the MAIN STREET of the GOVERNMENTAL DISTRICT.

    Rather heroically, too.

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    With BOTH IMPERIAL COMMANDERS and FRITZ as your SABOTEUR, you will survive the night. It even looks like you might get a NEW ALLY along the way.

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    OR NOT.

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    Unfortunately, the AUTHOR of this COMIC doesn't.

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    This mission is off to a FANTASTIC START already!

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    So much for that SABOTEUR GIG you tried to ENFORCE on the POOR CHILD. Even for a SITH LORD, that's COLD.

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    On a matter of technicality, you've still got a COMMANDER and a SABOTEUR alive.

    In the realm of reality, however, this MISSION is a COMPLETE *CENSORED* DISASTER.

    What do you do?
     
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    LEGENDARY UPDATE! +100
    I legit got chills when the theme started playing and that speech!

    LIFT the BROKEN CHUNK of DEBRIS OFF of FAZ using THE FORCE. Check for ANY SURVIVORS.
     
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    The way Ratchet leaped to shove Saber away just gives me the feels...
    RATCHET is RIGHT. It's TIME to STOP DOING THINGS for FUX'S SAKE and START DOING THINGS for YOUR SAKE. Free FAZ from her PREDICAMENT (like @DarthBaron suggested) and try to ESCAPE this HELLHOLE!

    GO FORTH! FOR FRIENDSHIP! (and to the Friend Ship)
     
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    All is as the force wills it. She was crushed for a reason.

    Pull off her mask, and let's see who's really behind our defeat!

    Also, totally not asking for this cameo :D: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sha'a_Gi
     
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  12. Greywalker

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    Take out your walkman.

    Play
    .
    Wallow for a few seconds your sad fate of how everyone around you is a coward and how nobody loves you and you are alone. But do it cool like Joe:


    Then smile you Sith...and draw your lightsaber.

    Step towards the fight with an intent to die in a blaze of glory.

    Then feel Ratchet behind your back move to strike a blow to your head taking away all consciousness from you as you collapse ungracefully to the floor.
     
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  13. DarthSnow

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    I think Saber needs this moment... this victory. Push forward.

    Ratchet, despite her clear desire to leave not only this battle but the war itself, is too loyal to leave Saber on his own, so you know you can rely on her, whatever you ask of her. And Faz, well, she's going wherever you carry her. But, if she had a choice, I'm sure she would choose to fight. :D

    Put a cap on your rousing speech with something along the lines of, "If we end this right here, right now, the 3 of us... we can save thousands of lives."

    Make 2.5 men feel like a 100!
     
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  14. Greywalker

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    I cant lieeeeeeke yet....damn! I would like that ^^^
    (But my idea is better :p)
     
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    you Carry on Regardless you will complete this mission even if it kills you (Which it probably will but Who Wants To Live Forever).
    So help Faz to her feet after all it's but measly a flesh wound she has suffered. Ignite you lightsaber & charge down the corridor & hope Faz & Rachet inspired by your bravery/stupidity follow you.
     
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    FREE FAZ and CARRY ON! : D
     
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  17. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Reassure Faz by reminding her that limbs are overrated anyway (in this galaxy, at least). Plus, if she wants to become an Imperial of any respectable renown she'll have to give up a body part or two in the long run. It is known.
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    It's not like you're expecting any help out of the blue, so you might as well get on with the mission. Just tell yourself the others would only slow you down and Lobstres prefer to work in small numbers. Otherwise, a certain council of select influential Imperials might consider your hypothetical escape treacherous and we wouldn't want that now, would we?
     
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    Great post ^^^
    :D
    (I found a way to like and work on getting my like privileges!! Two birds....)
     
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    We push forward! For the glory of all crustaceans! Tonight we dine in Red Lobster! Yeaaaaaagh!
     
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    I absolute love this, but I can't see Ratchet pulling a move like that. She's not Missy.
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    You DECIDE to KEEP the MISSION GOING. Despite FAZ'S LEGS essentially having the BONE STRUCTURE of a FORKED LIGHTNING STRIKE, the MISSION is still PARAMOUNT.

    'TIS but an INTERNAL WOUND.

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    Careful there, Saber. You might just POP a VEIN from all that STRAINING.

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    LOOK, MOMMY! A BONAFIDE MIRACLE!

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    CAPTAIN FAZ thanks you for your HELP, but SADLY she has LOST the WILL to WALK. It's still better than LOSING the WILL to LIVE, but not by much to a SOLDIER-TYPE CHARACTER like her. And we all know LOSING the WILL is an INCURABLE AILMENT in this GALAXY for some INEXPLICABLE REASON.

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    Wait, it looks like the GINGER SITH LADY from BEFORE survived the SNIPER SHOT. Barely. No, seriously, she looks INJURED and might probably NOT MAKE it through the NIGHT. Then again, your own chances aren't so great either. CAPTAIN FAZ conveniently mentions that she knows how to TREAT INJURY, and compared to her, the SITH LADY hasn't lost the WILL to ANYTHING but her FAMILY MANSION on DROMUND KAAS so far. It's probably the reason she's fighting on the FRONTLINES instead of POLITICKING in the CAPITAL.

    Still, she might be a USEFUL ALLY in FUTURE ACTS. You never know. The AUTHOR certainly isn't trying to INSINUATE anything here whatsoever. Nope.

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    The MISSION must CARRY ON, but you must now DECIDE its STATE.

    You can let RATCHET stay and DEFEND the INJURED until FAZ finishes TREATING the SITH SURVIVOR or REINFORCEMENTS come your way. This will ensure that BOTH WOMEN survive the BATTLE of CORELLIA, but it will SEVERELY DETRIMENT your OWN CHANCES of completing the mission.

    You can LEAVE FAZ UNDEFENDED and take your SABOTEUR with you, thereby leaving your chances of SUCCESS at the PRESUMED RATE. However, there is a CHANCE that one of the injured will DIE if left to the MERCY of the REPUBLIC.

    Lastly, you can CARRY FAZ AROUND and leave the SURVIVOR BEHIND. With BOTH COMMANDER and SABOTEUR backing you up, your chances will be at its HIGHEST, but the SITH LADY will most assuredly DIE and FAZ might GET OFFED anyways attempting the mission in her current, CRIPPLED STATE.

    What do you do?
     
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