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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. The One Armed Wampa

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    Do the only thing you can do, SABER. OFFER THEM YOUR ARMOR CLEANSER. Everybody knows BATTLEFIELDS are going to be DIRTY and HORRIBLE. But that doesn't mean your ARMOR needs to be just as DIRTY and HORRIBLE. Just APPLY some of MR. SABERS ARMOR CLEANSER and you'll have your armor SHINY AND NEW like the first time you got it.

    It's CLEARLY OBVIOUS you're just a BUSINESS MAN selling ARMOR CLEANER and NOT A SITH LORD. YOUR LIGHTSABER IS PURPLE. EVERYONE in the GALAXY knows that SITH LORDS have RED LIGHTSABERS. OFFER them the chance to buy IN BULK so they LET YOU THROUGH with your SHIPMENT of FINE WARES.
     
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    GET YE OTHER LIGHTSABER.

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    DUAL WIELD. It's BADASS and will IMPRESS/INTIMIDATE your OPPONENTS.

    ESPECIALLY if you're also WIELDING it by PROXY because it's STILL in the hand of the SEVERED ARM!
     
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  3. Greywalker

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    Can you, like, Force blow them off? Or at least throw some crates on them? Accidentally, of course :)
     
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    You are Saber & it's sabering time dispatch these puny Jedi as they are no match for your power. Then leave there mangled corpses as a warning to other Jedi what there fate will be should they meet the legend that is Saber
     
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  5. DarthSnow

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    +1 ENDORSED!
     
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    You've VANQUISHED one JEDI BEFORE. A FLATULENT OLD FOSSIL and a PADAWAN with the NERVES of a MINIATURE KINRATH should be NO MATCH- for your DEBATE SKILLS!
     
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    mos def.
     
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    :confused: I had to go back and look, but indeed you are correct @skychafer! That's the only frame she's wearing that helmet!!
    Dahel Al... shifting scars, appearing and dissapearing helmets... :rolleyes: WAIT... ehm.. come to think of it... Bad DIALOG, WOODEN acting... CONTINUITY fails... gaping PLOTHOLES... this is JUST like in the MOVIES!!! :eek:
    @Alamact has managed to CAPTURE the true ESSENCE of what we LOVE about STAR WARS!!! :cool::D

    Release the old CODGER from his filthy INNARDS for this INSOLENCE!

    Ohw yeah! Now THAT is the stuf of LEGENDS! :cool:
     
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    Tell him, that you are seeking for components to optimize your lightsaber and if he knows a place where you could meditate...
    and then kill them, because otherwise it could lead to a very boring conversation.
     
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  10. Alamact

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    First off, I'd like to thank everyone who participated in gifting me with the Mr. Saber's Armor Cleanser trophy for my birthday. It was a beautiful gesture, and I am glad I have a big story update for you guys to show for it. On another note, I have been helping two regulars from the thread with something that directly ties to the comic here which I am not going to reveal at this time (that's their job, after all), but I am excited about it and it's going to be ready in a couple of days, I imagine.

    Lastly, we'll be getting an official ORPA wikipedia - which was @FN-3263827's idea. We have so much characters by this point and so many chapters of content to go through and having simple facts and story beats on display in an online database seems like a wise thing to have. I'll start work on it tonight, and hopefully get its basic functionality and character pages up by the end of the week. I imagine most work there is going to be done on Sunday evening.
    [​IMG]

    You decide to give DUAL WIELDING a TRY as a SITH JUGGERNAUT. Since your class can't actually DUAL WIELD, the game recognizes it as an OFF-HAND FOCUS. Meaning: it's practically USELESS.

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    At least you are SELF-AWARE of your SHORTCOMINGS as a SITH LORD.

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    Well, this is off to GREAT START.

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    Get it? It's FUNNY because-

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    What? Is TERRENCE just going to KEEL OVER?

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    YEP.

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    Could be worse. You could be having a HOLOPOINT PRESENTATION in the MIDDLE of a WARZONE and no one would even QUESTION IT.

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    OH COME ON!

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    Oh, look! The Jedi Master has been SPONTANEOUSLY DECAPITATED.

    It seems fate is kind to the JEDI. Unlike you.

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    CLICK HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.

    A MYSTERIOUS KNIGHTLY FIGURE approaches you. This doesn't look OMINOUS at all. It looks like this might have been the DARK PRESENCE the JEDI tried to warn you about.

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    This situation is getting too tense for your mild tastes. You decide to ROLL for INITIATIVE.

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    You roll a ONE. You barely manage to STUMBLE your WAY through MUTTERING something INCOMPREHENSIBLE pointed at the MYSTERIOUS KNIGHT.

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    OLD REPUBLIC PAINT ADVENTURES PRESENTS: MysteriousKnight.zip

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    CLICK HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK... and PREPARE your BUTTOCKS.

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    A SPACE NAZGUL appears in front of you. The air around you grows COLDER as an UNNATURAL CHILL penetrates your BONES.

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    You attempt to feel your assailant's presence in the FORCE, yet you are met with only SILENCE.

    Fight or flight?
     
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  11. Spacebeast48

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    DISCIPLES OF SILENCE!!!

    In this moment, I am both scared and aroused. Not because of some phony Jedi Dropout's foreshadowing, but because I am enlightened to the fact that I just won a STUPID BET.
    And this thing is totally going to kill us.

    FLEEEEEEEE!
     
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  12. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    SO many twists and turns... I need some time before I give a final verdict on what we should do. Also -- curse you @Spacebeast48! You totally called it. Unless the DoS aren't the main villains but if we are being honest here they really feel like they are.

    MEANWHILE the PODIUM DEBATE joke had me in stitches especially when I realized Saber was using Comic Sans. +1 to you Al. :D
     
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  13. Dork Lord of the Bith

    Dork Lord of the Bith PhD in Sith Ethics

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    FLIGHT didn't exactly help our friend the Mysterious Knight, unless dropping some kilobytes of two-dimensional weight was actually part of the plan. I'm just going to guess FIGHT also isn't the best course of action available to you.

    I say just call out General Fux's name a few times, then PLAY DEAD. Up until now, this technique boasts a 100% success rate, so might as well.
     
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    LOB the OLD FART'S HEAD at the DISCIPLE and RUN LIKE HELL!!
     
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    Hello darkness, my old friend
    Saber's come to talk with you again
    Because a warning from a man of mystery
    Informed him of your danger great deity
    And the warning that was planted in his brain
    Still remains
    Within the sound of silence

    In wartorn streets Saber walked alone
    Followed by some orchestral tone
    In the presence of his kyber
    He immediately sensed the danger
    Then his eyes were stabbed by the flash of plasma light
    That lit the night
    And touched the sound of silence...

    Fight with your words Saber. The enemy relies on silence, break it!
     
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    FLIGHT!!

    I love how polite he was about dying.
     
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    oh my God: NOT TERRENCE!!!!

    he must be avenged!!! by...taking it out on the truly terrifying ghost of Christmas past!

    FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
     
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    Let us fight... but first let's totally try unmasking this guy. I mean surely there couldn't be anything so ghastly buried in that infinitely dark void. Right?
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha.....ha.....ha! Yeah man....kill him with logic and use his compassion against him....cant be good guys if they kill people.

    An Enemy of the Jedi AND the Sith? I dont see how this entity could be wrong. It SCREAMS right? Am I the only one that sees this?

    Hmmm....i guess it would be too telling if one of the lightsabers was blue. But I'll go with a hunch, cuz he/she seems kinda cute....in all the omnious darkness that surrounds him/her.

    Neither. Space Nazgul just wants to be your teacher, anyways. Show you the WAYS of the Force. All of them. You would be a fool to pass this oportunity. You dont belong to either the Sith nor Jedi. You are so much more. Like your purple lightsaber :)
     
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    @Alamact, you're the shiniest Rear Admiral I've ever met.

    When the chorus kicked in on this track I thought they were singing this.

    And then
    happened.

    So in keeping with the theme:
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