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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Pomojema

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    He doesn't need to see your identification.

    These aren't the droids you're looking for.

    We can go about our business.

    Move along.
     
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    Through the magical powers of plot convenience you overheard a hunt for a red bastard. Rectify their mistake. It is not a hunt for our lobstre friend at all, but another equally dangerous Tusken bastard from the red dunes of Tatooine. His name is Sand Bastard, and rumour says he once ate a Jawa.
     
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    You are such a liar. His crotch had nothing to do with the loss of blood from your head. It was all about that orange lightsaber and the stature of this strange man who reminds you of someone from the future. Which is so totally not a reason for my brain blood departure that causes my inability to come up with solutions in this particular moment cuz its not like I see Kyle in every charachter, man or presence i see. And....i lost my train of thought but let's go with @teline's suggestions:
    She seems to be on top of things and strangely unaffected with CRIPPLING ARROGANCES.

    Yeah...we are the voice inside her head. :D

    You know nothing My Lord....that's not orange...it's so tangerine!!

    Well...i must say this makes absolutely no sense so I suggest that we try that immediately after the first plan fails terribly. OR....we combine them....somehow...leave that to the author :D
     
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    It makes prefect sense... from a certain point of view :p.
     
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    Perhaps the most intelligent words to start a charming conversation with this one could be :
    "Before we declare our mission I have to say that you have an astonishing... tiny lightsaber...."
     
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    For a moment...a short one...i thought you would suggest she says 'crotch' instead of 'lightsaber' :D pheeew
     
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    Pish posh, who needs that disguise skill?
     
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    State that you SPECIALIZE in SALVAGE and ask for permission to ENTER the PREMISES. Maybe something inside will help you find your LOBSTERY FRIEND before someone else does.

    And I'm not just talking about these men -- but the MYSTERY KNIGHTS... and the DISCIPLES of SILENCE too!
    [​IMG]

    MARKED for GREATNESS indeed.
     
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    A lot of good suggestions, if for any reason those aren't convincing...

    Didn't you just happen to crash your ship on a red faced bastard?? Maybe you should suggest to Accidental James McAvoy that he take his crew to go check it out...

    I mean, those guys definitely had faces.. except for that one who doesn't (way to go, Tink.)
    And most of them ended up red colored.
    And at least half of them did bastardly things at one point in their lives...

    In other words, lie by telling the truth in a posh stealthy kind of way!!
     
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    Right, so you make your companion blush - they become red faced. Whazam! Then get a new companion from the guard ranks? ;)
     
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    I'm betting he has like one of those really cringy, edgelord 90s names that are meant to be a parallel to the main hero (in this case Saber).

    HE IS...

    JEDI KNIGHT BLAYDEN.
    Pffsh, BLAYDEN obviously used to have a BIGGER LIGHTSABER and was only forced by the council to do a SABER ENSMALLMENT PROCEDURE because he was SCARING the other PADAWANS with it! SAD
     
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    He must be friends with STAN. That guy's lightsaber is YUUUGE. I hear he castrates WAYWARD PADAWANS with it, which could be called a form of DRAMATIC IRONY.

    ((so glad you brought back the Padawan!))
     
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    51mgF9+uXZL._SX355_.jpg

    Am I doing this right?
     
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    Pretty much, though I can see this as something more in-character for Darth Saber as opposed to Missy.
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    <TEXT NOT NEEDED>

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    Including the AUTHOR too, apparently.

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    And that's how this comic LOST all its CHET READERS.

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    And not just the CHETS, but the JAYDENS...

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    ...and the BLAYDENS too.

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    WELL, 'KAY THEN.

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    You start to think that CHET is SURPRISINGLY BRIGHT for his NAME.

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    You can probably thank SNOTE for that. Scheming mastermind, my buttocks!

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    So says RED LADY GREEN, yes.

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    Nonsense! They're all EQUAL SAVAGES in *YOUR* EYES.

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    You say the DARNDEST THINGS, TINK!

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    With the REPUBLIC BOYSCOUTS removed from the PREMISES, you are free to explore this OMINOUS IMPERIAL BASE and SALVAGE what's left. Hopefully something that will lead you closer to your SPECIAL SITH LORD CHUM.

    [​IMG]

    Yes, Missy.

    LET'S!

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    It seems that without an EXPERIENCED COMMANDER left behind to coordinate the garrison, the REPUBLIC COMMANDOS made short work of these IMPERIALS and their base.

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    TINK: "This is a hellhole."

    You are now on the TOPMOST PART of this MAKESHIFT CASINO ENCAMPMENT and TINK is handling this FAR BETTER than you. Apparently, a CHILDHOOD spent in the LOWER LEVELS of CORUSCANT tends to make people NUMB to EXPERIENCES like these.

    What do you do?
     
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    Awww man, it looks like we messed up taking both Faz and general Chu. I'm actually sorry for some of these red shirts getting killed off.

    GO and INSPECT the SPILLED BOTTLES of that SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR LIQUID over there. It won't tell you where DARTH SABER is, but it will AT LEAST tell you that he's CLOSE!
     
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    Notice how there's no blood. That's because closer inspection of the bottles reveals a chloroform leak.

    Perhaps it would be best to take advantage of the situation before they wake, and snatch a few bottles while you're at it.
     
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    I'm really surprised that measly table actually was heavy enough to hold both your weight counts.

    You're in distress mode. In order to calm your nerves, chug down the nearest liquid you can get your hands on - Saber style.
    [​IMG]
     
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    Use the COPING MECHANISM that many ACROSS THE GALAXY resort to in INCREDIBLY TRAUMATIZING SITUATIONS such as this SCENE RIGHT HERE.

    NERVOUSLY AND FRANTICALLY SPOUTING PUNS

    If it works for those HEROES in the HOLOVIDS that means it can work in REAL LIFE, RIGHT?

    Let's start out with an easy one:

    It certainly looks like the SITH has HIT THE FAN HERE HUH?
     
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    Jump up and down on top of one of those crates and shriek like a banshee.

    It's the only sensible thing to do, of course.
     
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    Inspect the bottles. Take the whole ones. Jump across the broken wall to the other room to explore. There's something outthere. I just know it.
    You have not enough time or emotionality to spare at the moment, to go on a diatribe. Stay focused. You have a job to do so DEEEEEEW IT!
     
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