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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Is-is that a southern accent?
    Why yes yes it is!
    Let's not be stupid here. OPEN up your CHARACTER SCREEN and invest in CHARM.
    With the CHARM UPGRADE there's just gonna be one thing left to do here:

    BLESS HER HEART.
     
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    Yep. Check your possiblities first.
    I am sceptical about levelling up "charm" or other maybe girl specific useful choices. Why? I have to think of Saber all over again :D
     
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    i dunno ~ careful planning got you nowhere the last time. i vote to SURPRISE her.
     
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    "Love" has now "blinded" you ;). Flounder around like a madman, the crazy tactic always works!
     
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    SURPRISE her by BURYING her under those CRATES she was HIDING BEHIND... THAT should TEACH her!

    THEN open up your CHARACTER SCREEN and INVEST in something to HELP you PREVENT any ambush EVER getting the BETTER of you EVER AGAIN!
     
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    Politely tell her to "Cool your jets." ask her to hold a tic while you spend any points you gained from leveling. Be sure and use the words "Cool your jets.". In fact, roll the d6. If it is a poor roll of 2 or below add "woman" at the end of the phrase as in "Cool your jets, woman.".
     
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    Well DOOP it looks like you have only ONE VIABLE OPTION

    FAKE A SEIZURE

    ...no really, FAKE A SEIZURE, she'd have to be some sort of HORRIBLE HEARTLESS MONSTER to SHOOT A MAN that is currently SPAZING UNCONTROLLABLY ON THE GROUND

    And then when she lowers her guard, FORCE PUSH a SANDSTONE STATUE on top of her
     
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    That's RIGHT. SMUGGLERS are NO MATCH for THE FORCE.

    Go VADER on her ARSE.

    [​IMG]
     
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    OTOH, we are dealing with a BOUNTY HUNTER here.

    [​IMG]

    Which is why I am endorsing the LEVEL UP suggestion. We can always pull off a SURPRISE ATTACK after.
     
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    Be sure to hit her with a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

    And then get around to leveling up. That blinking is driving me nuts.
     
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    Seriously considering if we could make her a COMPANION. We are kinda short on them with Missy leaving and Columbo going with Galt. Maybe LEVELING UP first will OFFER US MORE OPTIONS!

    It is in our BEST BUSINESS to DO SO. By BUSINESS, you also mean MORE MONEY. You have a BOUNTY to collect on MYNOCK & KESTREL and you also conveniently have a BOUNTY HUNTER aboard her your ship!
     
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    Looks like we'll be going with the level up route, folks! However, feel free to resubmit your previous suggestions once the process is complete (I'll leave it hanging for about a day, barring any unexpected-yet-unsurprising complications with vote ties and such). I'm quite a fan of some of the suggestions here on how to deal with the Quirk.
    [​IMG]

    You ROLL a NATURAL ONE in your ATTEMPT to CALM the QUIRK DOWN.

    [​IMG]

    Well...

    You certainly have SURPRISED her, DOOP.

    [​IMG]

    With the WITCH startled, you FREEZE this moment in TIME with the AUTOMATIC PAUSE that goes off whenever you open your LEVEL UP SCREEN. You're not quite sure if this system might be EXPLOITED in the FUTURE, but you'll be damned if you didn't give it a TRY!

    As a LEVEL 9 JEDI SENTINAL, you have ONE NEW POINT to spend in any of the following categories: SABER, HEALTH, VISION, FARCE, PAZAAK, BOOZE, CHARM.

    What do you do?
     
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    MAX OUT on BOOZE. there's gotta be some special SUPER POWER that comes from maxing out on one of your attributes! : D
     
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    Such a dumb little gag, but it never fails to bring a smile to my face. ^^
    Thanks for giving it to us, @Darth Bob.


    Anyway... I say we go with CHARM! Obvious reasons are obvious. We will most definitely need it after the crap we just pulled.
     
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    Mis-type FTW!

    aUduSHz.gif

    @Alamact That's Sentin-AL, sir! Pls fix.

    Agreed. And then DRINK... whatever it is in the BOTTLE in your INVENTORY, I can't remember. But it will SURELY be IMPRESSIVE.
     
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    Consider me another point toward the inebriated side. CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
     
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    It's a "health potion" filled by TROOPER the BARTENDER. it is also Doop's Toydarian heirloom bottle that his uncle Flappy gave him (and probably fished out of some dumpster).

    Invest in PAZAAK! Play PAZAAK with CAROLINE (impress her by knowing her true name) by betting on the SHIP like HAN and LANDO. You have the TIE BREAKER CARD!

    IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL
     
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    CHOO CHOO! Here comes the CHARM TRAIN!
    I'm both amazed and frightened that you remember this....
     
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    I have been re reading the comic and handing out ratings. Check your damn notifications, @DarthBaron!

    I also think I have an idea where the plot seems to be heading with the Disciples based on some late Act I stuff --and how Saber is connected to all of it, but I don't want to spoil it here. if anyone is interested, hit me up with a PM.
    It's crazy how much foreshadowing is in the story right from the start!
     
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    Well, if you're gonna be rolling 1's, go with booze. You can only get better from here.
     
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