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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Master_Farkaz

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    No no no nooo! Don't give in now! :eek:
    We were winning ground... we... but.. but... ...:(

    Oh, FINE! Have it your WAY... I CHANGE my vote to CHARM! (yeah, like that's gonna work! :rolleyes:)

    But I STILL need a DRINK!
    *Pours himself a stiff drink*
     
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    i'm so sorry ~ had to make the sacrifice. : o (
     
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    It was too late for any change about an hour ago.
    [​IMG]

    You decide to INVEST in PAZAAK, a CUTTHROAT CARD GAME played in the SHADY UNDERBELLIES of this GALAXY. Most players have absurdly advanced decks that they use to CHEESE the GAME within the first few rounds, leaving their opponents bereft of credits and moping in the dirt. Meanwhile, you don't even have a full deck.

    Seems like a sound investment on your part.

    [​IMG]

    You could have had an IRON BELLY like a certain MANDALORIAN JEDI MASTER, but nope, you just HAD to INVEST in those PESKY CARD GAMES.

    [​IMG]

    You decide to economically use the possibly last couple of seconds of your life.

    [​IMG]

    You can PROPOSE a DRINKING CONTEST where the victor formally claims OWNERSHIP of the CENTENNIAL TURKEY by relying on your BOOZE SKILLS. Alternatively, you could also stake your claim in a PAZAAK MATCH, instead relying on your LUCK and your TIEBREAKER CARDS. In this case, you would be assigned a RANDOM CARD to compensate your LACK of a FULL DECK, a problem the QUIRK doesn't seem to share.

    Lastly, you could also LITERALLY PROPOSE. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    What do you do?
     
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    :( *snif*

    Now we'll never know what could have been... *sigh* maybe it's for the best.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Cheer up! We'll get another chance to drown our sorrows a dozen or so Doop updates from now.
     
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    PROPOSE SHIFTY TOYDARIAN MARRIAGE! BEST KRIFFING CHOICE EVER.

    If that gets her ARMORPLATES in a TWIST then the DRINKING GAME is your FALLBACK! Mostly cause I feel the pazaak pick is too unreliable.
     
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    PROPOSE.
     
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    4. All of the above

    Start a Pazaak match to set the mood, get the drinks going to soften her up, and then propose a shifty Toydarian marriage.

    Optimistic, I know but stranger things have happened :D.
     
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    THIS.

    Just! Do it! @Alamact!

    MAKE! YOUR DREAMS! COME TRUE!
     
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    Naw DANG! Oh well, it was worth a try...

    Yall HAPPY now? LOOK at what you've DONE! (Ohw man, were SO screwed...) :(

    Yep, it COULD have been LEGENDARY... (SOMETHING to BRAG about to the GRANDCHILDREN)

    Naaah... a DRINKING CONTEST is NO use NOW (if ONLY we had INVESTED in BOOZE... :rolleyes:)
    That STUPID CARD GAME is NOT gonna work EITHER... To put it mildly... "The DECK is STACKED AGAINST us!"

    I say... get DOWN on ONE KNEE and PROPOSE to HER! :cool:
    Granted, You have no CHARM to speek of... (thanks AL!) but hey... you WANTED to SURPRISE her RIGHT? :D
    If THIS won't do the TRICK, NOTHING WILL!! :p

    Not if she SHOOTS us FIRST! :confused:
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 24, 2017, Original Post Date: Sep 24, 2017 ---
    @GingerByte, you're a GENIUS!!! THIS might actually JUST WORK! :D
    ENDORSED!

    DO it @Alamact! Make it HAPPEN!! :)
     
    #3170 Master_Farkaz, Sep 24, 2017
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    Plot armor is one of the most powerful substances in fiction. Do not underestimate it.
     
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    I can't believe Pazaak actually won, holy sh-t!!

    [​IMG]
    Yeah... like hell am I NOT gonna endorse this. Best damn suggestion in a long time.
     
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    Did you see the size of that blaster? And by the way, if even the PLOT is PLOTTING against you, your precious armor will FAIL miserably. It'll have some mysterious malfunction or something.

    Let's face it, we've made too many bad decisions for Doop... His luck is gonna run out at some point.
    Don't forget, this is no ordinary Comic... decisions have consequenses here and some may be more severe dan you realize...

    [​IMG]
     
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    Drinking contest!
    --- Double Post Merged, Sep 24, 2017, Original Post Date: Sep 24, 2017 ---
    Or this if possible
     
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    I think we all know my answer... it's time to honor your ancestors. Have a BIG FAT TOYDARIAN WEDDING! ... God let's hope there isn't an unneeded sequel 20 years from now.
     
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    Yep. Well said @GingerByte . +1
     
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    Well the choice is obvious

    A PAZAAK CARD GAME

    WHERE EACH TURN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A DRINK

    AND IN THE END THE LOSER HAS TO MARRY THE WINNER
     
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    Hey, waitaminute...

    [​IMG]

    IT'S FOOLPROOF!
     
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    Also, for those worrying about the Charm check, I wouldn't. Again, this is the Quirk we're talking about here.
     
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    All of the above!!!
    Hell...dew it twice!!! Just in case it doesnt fall through :D
     
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