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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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    PROCEED to DODGE like YOUR LIFE depends on it (which it does), and PRAY that the VIRTUAL DICE are WITH YOU. NATURAL 20, don't fail you now!
     
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    In the last desperate attempt to save your hide you start whinning....It has always helped your mental guru Luke in the past...death by whinning would surely be a sight to behold...more so than death by boredom or by dying....
     
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    Oh, I see! We should have some sort of character info or recap in this thread so it's easy to keep up later on. xD
     
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  4. Alamact

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    That's... actually a rather good point. We've got over 300 panels of "quality" content to plow through, which can be intimidating for new players.

    I'm going to update the original post with a "list of characters" - probably post it here as well for convenience.
     
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    This is WHY we should've picked DANCE, people!
     
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  6. Alamact

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    [​IMG]
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    So, here's a small preview.
     
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    Crap I've missed a lot! Why wasn't I alerted?! Curse you notifications window!
     
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    Slice piece of meat from DRUMSTICK and offer it to SCALES. You hope that you buy some time with that ULTIMATE GESTURE. In same time you use your new GIRLTALK ability and whisper to QUIRK use that FRAG GRENADE already! It is matter of LIFE and DEATH!
     
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    I support this, but didn't Saber knock out Quirk's frag grenade earlier?
     
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    I keep this thread on "Watched", but then again - I kinda need to.
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    You start WHINING about how YOU NEVER ASKED for ANY of THIS and how YOU only WANTED to go to TOSCHE STATION THE PLEASURE BARGE to PICK UP your POWER CONVERTERS STARSHIP KEYS.

    Resigned to your IMMINENT FATE, you ROLL the IMAGINARY 20-SIDED DICE, also known as THE WILL OF THE FORCE and HOPE for the BEST.

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    You roll a 21! In THIS MOMENT, you are SPACE JESUS. No MATTER what YOU DO, no BULLETS can TOUCH YOU!

    You DECIDE to DO NOTHING and WAIT for your COMBAT TURN.

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    You ROLL a 1!

    Well, it was FUN while it LASTED.

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    SCALES SCORES a CRITICAL HIT! You SCORE an INSTANT HIT to the GROUND!

    It looks like you've REACHED the END of your ADVENTURE.

    OR DID YOU?

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    Chapter 5: A Cancerous Plan

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    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, JEDI DROPOUT EXTRAORDINAIRE! After agreeing to BESIEGE the PALACE of GRABBA the HUTT with the MANDALORIANS of CANCEROUS ORDO, you are now at the FRONT GATES of his LUXURIOUS PALACE.

    Your MISSION is to DISTRACT PIGGSY the SECRETARY LONG ENOUGH for the MANDALORIAN WAR MACHINE to PUSH THROUGH the WALLS of this IMPREGNABLE CITADEL! So far, it has been MOST EFFECTIVE and you've made a PROPER DENT in their DEFENSES.

    What do you do?
     
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    Can't... breathe...

    That was so good.

    Offer RATCHET to PIGGSY to be their NEW EXOTIC DANCER.
     
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    @Alamact
    THAT was so great....I wanna like this post soooooo much...damn my baby cloneness
    You are a very funny guy...looking forward to reading this thread in the future :D
     
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    Suggest CANCEROUS ORDO to order his MANDALORIANS to bump PIGGSY instead the wall. Repair bill for new paint job on that wall is too damn high! Not to mention that you must buy some ARMOR CLEANSER to maintain their`s armor in proper condition!
     
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    Shoot the breeze with Piggsy. "How bout that new swoop model, the GIF-3200?"
     
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    As long as there are enough suggestions to go on, updates will follow. Unless, you know, we've ACTUALLY reached the VERY END of the adventure - but that's a long way from now.
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    You POINT your FINGER to RATCHET in a LEADERLY FASHION and SUGGEST that she takes on the GUISE of an EXOTIC DANCER to be ALLOWED the GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY in STRANGULATING a DEFENSELESS GRABBA, all part of a MASTER PLAN to make her galaxy-wide famous as THE HUTTSLAYER, the COOL NEW HIP TITLE to HAVE these days.

    "Seriously?"

    You're off to a FANTASTIC START with your newfound ALLIES!

    Seems you'll have to INITIATE SMALL SWOOP TALK with PIGGSY.

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    Or not!?

    Apparently, SOMEONE had the BALLS to SHOOT PIGGSY in the BALLS! This PROMPTED the SQUEALING PIG to SMACK his HEAD on the NEARBY CRATES and DIE HIMSELF to DEATH. Yep, you're PRETTY SURE he's DEAD.

    R.I.P. PIGGSY the SECRETARY (Chapter 1 - Chapter 5). This may seem like a GOOD AMOUNT of SCREEN TIME, but APPARENTLY PIGGSY only HAD TWO SCENES.

    We will never see someone of his CALIBER in this SERIES again... probably because he's DECEASED.

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    The ATTACKER is REVEALED to be NONE-OTHER but the LOCAL MERCENARY BADASS, THE FLUKE! He has his OWN REASONS for wanting to JOIN your LITTLE SIEGE. He's TIRED of RUNNING and WANTS to FACE his FOE ONCE and for ALL!

    Plus, he's got a SIBLING to SAVE. At least, that's what GRABBA told him via HOLO. You are PERFECTLY SURE that he's NOT walking INTO a TRAP or something and that he's DRAGGING you ALONG WITH IT.

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    For some REASON, your PARTY is CAPPED to FOUR PEOPLE and you CANNOT TAKE THE FLUKE with you. Some would CALL this SIEGE a FLASHPOINT, but you, being a PRAGMATIST and a LEADER, switch to SWIFT DECISION-MAKING.

    Which THREE COMPANIONS should accompany you to the SIEGE of GRABBA'S PALACE?
     
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    Thinking OUTSIDE the BOX, you choose NOT TO GO AT ALL! You SEND your FOUR COMPANIONS and instead SIT OUTSIDE the PALACE playing SABACC with DEAD PIGGSY. At least that way you will ALWAYS WIN!

    END OF CHAPTER 5.
     
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    DUUUUDE... I was going to suggest something like Cancerous joining in, but you just won. Plain and simple.

    Give us the update, Al! Nothing will beat this suggest.
     
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    You will change your mind again and siege the siege because that is who you are...a switcher and a trickster....you take Pigsy who has become the Force Ghost, Debbie the Hutt your insider from Grabba's palace (she is also your secret lover) and a completely random person by the name of Bro-man who you found hidding behind that shutlle in the back of the hangar....Bro-man's skills in girl talk are unpreceedented because he used to be a girl....and that skillset is the most praised one when attacking Hutts...
     
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    I will add something to this.
    This is pretty hard decision for you to make. Your brain start to boil of combinations you made, and PHARCE has oddly played with you. Some sign has shown above your head! Wait! That is quest giving sign!
     
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