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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. Addi Ras

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    Let's get down to the planet & get this party (adventure) started.
     
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    Woopsie! :eek::oops::rolleyes: (This is so confusing sometimes...)

    *clears throat... several times... drinks some water*

    Like I said...

    SABER... it is time to MINGLE.

    You're on a SHIP... in SPACE... surrounded ONLY by ATTRACTIVE FEMALES! ;)
    You've ALL been through a LOT and EVERYONE needs to let of some STEAM!
    You CAN visit them in their quarters ONE BY ONE, OR you can FILL the CARGOBAY with PILLOWS and make it a GROUP thing... NO need to make it PG-13, we're all ADULTS here... RIGHT? :cool:

    *Looks sternly towards the younger readers of questionable age and whispers "If you want to say anything, just say YES and go with it, you might learn something!"*

    So GET it ON, till the BREAK a' DAWN! :D

    *looks around to make sure he got away with it...* :cool::p
     
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    Dude, once those pillowcases come off, the pillows will be naked. This is a public forum man, we can't allow nudity here ;D.
     
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    I decided to pretty much do all of these. Took me a while to complete all the different rooms, though.
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    It would seem that MISSY has issues with your CHOICE of STORYLINES to follow. This wouldn't even be an issue in the first place if the AUTHOR didn't so BRAZENLY add so many of them.

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    You are now in your ROOM. It is a FINE ROOM. It's a LOT EMPTIER than you'd ideally want to it be, but we can't all have nice things.

    Some people just don't ever get them in life. You know, people like you.

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    No matter.

    At least you've always got BARTHOLOMEW, your OVERPRICED MERCHANDISE LOYAL YSALAMIRI PET.

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    You let BARRY out of his TERRARIUM and proceed to STROKE him with CHILDISH GLEE.

    Hopefully you won't get SPACE SALMONELLA from this.

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    You certainly know your xenozoology, Saber, and you seem to have functioning visual organs. It's a shame Missy doesn't acknowledge your UNDENIABLE PERCEPTION.

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    You leave BARRY on the bed, as the adjacent holocron catches your eye.

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    Why, it's your PERSONAL HOLOCRON! Sadly, it remains vastly incomplete and will remain as such for a long, long time. Mostly because you don't have any particular wisdom to preserve and impart to the future generations at the moment.

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    You decide to LEAVE the ROOM and check in on CAPTAIN FAZ. You know, if she's still ALIVE.

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    You have ACCIDENTALLY LEFT BARRY on your BED.

    This decision will have major consequences on the state of your sheets.
     
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    You are now in the MEDBAY. Equipped with a state-of-the-art KOLTO TANK, extremely uncomfortable BEDS, high-quality MEDPACS, and lazy, sterile PAINT JOB, this ROOM is the DEFINITION of a MIXED BAG.

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    FAZ drops some FORESHADOWING. You are unsure what to make of it since you don't have FULL NARRATIVE CLARITY.

    You decide to HEAD DOWN to the SMUGGLER'S MOON instead and continue your QUEST.

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    You are now at the DOCKS of the CORELLIAN SECTOR of NAR SHADDAA. You can expect to see MANY REPUBLIC REFUGEES in this sector as a result of the ongoing assault on the core worlds. Staunch imperials like yourself might find themselves GREATLY DISLIKED by the local population.

    The nearby TOYDARIAN DOCKWORKER decides that you have to pay a 200 CREDITS TOLL for your SHIP currently occupying his LANDING PAD. Additionally, he advises that you either leave TWO COMPANIONS behind to guard your ship or pay an additional fee of 5,000 CREDITS for PROTECTION.

    Be advised that MIND TRICKS don't work on TOYDARIANS. Only money.

    What do you do?
     
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    First Tinks first, I would leave Tink and Flavia behind. That way we have one of either camp (Saber's/Missy's) guarding the ship. No reason to pay a ridiculous sum for a craptastic bodyguard.

    Secondly, have Missy take the Trooper helmet from Tink. That's a QUEST ITEM. I'm sure there is a CERTAIN BARTENDER on this planet who would appreciate its return.

    Thirdly, Missy still looks salty about being on this world. Offer to buy her dinner. You can't just COSBY this SH*T like that!

    Lastly, the various ship locations were definitely the highlight of this update but I can't help but feel we got rickrolled so hard with that profile post "sneak peak". Dammit, Al! :D
     
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    LEAVE CAPT FAZ. She'll be NO GOOD in a FIGHT because she's... 'ARMLESS.

     
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    Poor Barry :'-(

    And, well..
    Yeah.
     
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    I just need a moment to appreciate how Darth Harem --excuse me-- Darth Saber has grown his powers...
    From an inability to speak to even one female to having five of them as companions!! You give us all hope, Saber.

    Now - you leave Tink behind to guard the ship, because well, Tink. I would leave Faz behind over Flavia, because you know you can trust her. She won't corrupt Tink or take off with your ship. We don't know too much about Flavia yet, other than she is supposed to be loyal... you decide to keep her close for the time being.

    +1, great idea!!

    Also, who the eff is this Toydarian?? Is it even his landing pad? DEMAND to see some identification and proof of ownership!

    Finally:
    "Which way to Booze Girls??"
     
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    Please, all that will come of it will be you betting your ship on some ridiculous wager, him happening to have a chance cube, and you obtaining a new useless slave companion.
     
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  11. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Well, you are 6 plot-protected battle-hardened individuals against 2 puny dockworkers, but since intimidation isn't exactly your forte, try a slightly more sly approach:

    [Persuade/Lie] You're visiting the planet as Grabba the Hutt's personal guest. Remind puny DOCKWORKER how expendable he actually is and that it wouldn't be too wise for him to involve the Hutts in this.
     
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    this. and if he calls your bluff, just shoot him. his little flappy wings are bothering me ~ hahahaha
     
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    Ask the Toydarian if he has a relative named DOOP SKYCHAFER

    Mention how you MET and you're...

    ...

    Well you both MET

    While you ENRAPTURE him in a TALE about a RELATIVE OF HIS he might not even be RELATED TOO, SNEAK EVERYONE past him

    IF NOT, You can always offer some of your QUALITY ARMOR CLEANSER
     
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    Just had a thought:
    - Leave FAZ and FLAVIA behind. Bring TINK along.
    Why?

    TINK is not an IMPERIAL. We are about to head into an area that HATES IMPERIALS. When you think about it... leaving those two behind actually HELPS you here. Using TROOH'S HELMET that TINK is carrying you could easily disguise yourself and cover up your DEVILISH CHARM.

    Thus also rendering YOU as NON IMPERIAL.
     
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    We should definitely check their influence meter or something. That conversation with Captain Faz SURELY gave us a point or two, right?

    RIIIGHT...? We need to know if these LADIES be LOYAL.
    Get out of here with your LOGIC and your SENSE, Lord Baron! :D
    With that said...

    +1 endorsed!
     
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    I like the ideas of not appearing Imperial. I also like checking the Toydarians' credentials. No need to just hand over your creds just yet.
     
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    Oh, all right... be the spoilsport. :(

    Ohw Al! You've gone an' done it again haven't you? ;) Act like you're giving us what we want, then turn it into this unimaginable twisted mess that is nigh impossible to get out of unscathed! I love it!!!!:p

    I mean, to think of leaving Barty on the bed unsupervised... that's just comic-GOLD! :D

    Yes! Bring the helmet, that will come in handy...

    :rolleyes:

    Yeah, but by rushing into a really clumsy awkward attempt to seduce Missy publically, without any 'foreplay' he has probably all other prospects... :confused:

    Yeah... +1 for playing the sly-card.

    Now That is sly...

    Agreed!

    Leave FAZ and FLAVIA to guard the ship (It will be there upon your return, because of PLOTREASONS regarding Barty), then check the Toydarians CREDENTIALS. If they are BOGUS, KILL him for his INSOLENCE, then TAKE all his MONEY for good measure. It can come in HANDY and it will also make you LOOK street-tough! :cool:

    Then RETURN the HELMET back to it's OWNER while wearing it as a DISGUISE, so you will get there ALIVE.
    HIS GRATITUDE will ensure SAFE-PASSAGE for the remainder of your stay. Cause aren't BARTENDERS AMONG the most POWERFUL/INFLUENTIAL people on these kind of worlds?

    Then FINISH what you came here for...
     
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    Leave Tink and Flavia behind. Surely nothing bad can come of leaving two party members who don't actually want to be here with the ship. Oh wait, that's the the entire party... oh well. We know be can't leave Faz because her dad will undoubtedly be right around the next corner after that info dump. Ratchet knows the planet best. Make sure to take Tink's helmet though. While the XP gained from a quest you took all the way back at the beginning of the game and forgot about will be negligible, it'll still give you warm fuzzies after you read through the Quest Log and figure out just why the hell you still have this thing.
     
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    What the f*ck is this even supposed to MEAN?

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    We're totally going to be wandering aimlessly all night.

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    Missy does have a point here.

    A helmet like that won't do you any favors when you're waltzing around dressed in the PRECURSOR ARMOR to a CERTAIN SUIT from a CERTAIN SET of MOVIES belonging to the GALAXY'S #1 DAD (and also GRANDFATHER).

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    In the heat of the moment, you decide to GIVE CHASE. Luckily, as a SITH LORD, you can SENSE that BANANA PEEL ahead of you, therefore saving yourself from a TRITE COMEDIC MOMENT.

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    Another happy landing.

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    SOMETHING SOMETHING TOO MUCH REACH, NOT ENOUGH FLEXIBILITY.

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    You are now MISSY. Surrounded by FILTHY PLEBS and UNCULTURED CHAVS in quite possibly the DIRTIEST PART of what is often referred to as the ARMPIT OF THE GALAXY, your evening is off to a FANTASTIC START.

    You're not sure WHERE Saber is taking you, but apparently he knows what he's doing this time.

    No. Really.

    What do you do?
     
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    PROCEED TOWARDS THE BOOZE GIRLS CANTINA!
    Saber will just have to KEEP UP.

    ((I love to watch all different reactions from our heroes whenever blast goes down))
     
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