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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

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  1. GingerByte

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    First off, it's time to lodge a complaint. This "fine" establishment is labelled Booze Girls, yet it seems to be a sausage fest inside.

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    Oh my god! Why I am not surprised about Jan's new hairdo at all? That blast is just precious.

    Awesome cameo there Rear Admiral.
    It has really gone downhill since the Mynock days...
    Have TINK deliver the HELMET to the OWNER. From what you recall he was VERY TOLERANT of ALIENS and will not take your FEEBLE ATTEMPT at cleaning up your QUEST LOG as an insult.
     
    #3302 Capt. Andrew Luck, Nov 24, 2017
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    I give you a great post for that update. After that, I try to get the interesting looking red bottle and free drinks for all in exchange for the green helmet (maybe some useful plotrelated information from this alzheimer bartender too).
     
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    +1 you NEED a DRINK. all of you.
     
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    Do the STEREOTYPICAL HOLOFLICK thing an order a GLASS of BLUEMILK

    I guess you could also FINALLY COMPLETE that DECEPTIVELY SIMPLE SIDE QUEST

    How much is that worth now? Like TWO EXPERIENCE POINTS?
     
    #3305 The One Armed Wampa, Nov 24, 2017
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    And try to awkwardly set up a table with Red!
     
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    How about a good old Mustafarian then :D !
     
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    I swear there's a new profile pic for me somewhere in this awesome update... That Missy smile melts any cold, shriveled up heart. <3
    Go talk to that JEDI RONIN fella about the whereabouts of the KNIGHTS. These JEDI THUGS seem to be the NEW GANG IN TOWN and might know of such things.
     
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  9. Darth Bob

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    Gah! It's just like every MMO I've ever played! Get top the top of the hill only to discover an even bigger hill on the far side.

    Thank BLAST for that!

    OFFER the room your RAREST DARTHS AGAINST HUMANITY card for INFORMATION. These people LOOK LIKE AFICIONADOS.
     
    #3309 Darth Bob, Nov 25, 2017
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    ZT7oSqw.png

    Could this possibly be Commander of the Moon Watch SLANOS JYNT? Sounds like a useful acquaintance to keep, just keep him away from allegedly Royal descendants.
    Endorsed; offer your "rarest card", but actually give your second rarest card. Come on, Doop must have taught you something, after all.
     
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    OK I am new here....I just read all of the "Cliff's Notes" that @Alamact did....this is hilarious....just trying to catch my breath.

    What happens next, does @Alamact choose one or more of what we come up with?
     
    #3311 Lock_S_Foils, Nov 25, 2017
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    I think you just answered your own question.

    Type in a suggestion and see if it becomes (part of) where this story goes!
     
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    First off... glad to have you around @Lock_S_Foils! :)

    Not sure if you read the latest update from Al, but it's a good thing to do to get a sense of where we are right now in the story. Here's a link!

    After that you just make a suggestion based on what character we're playing (right now it's Darth Saber, our dear lightsided Sith Exile) and then it's up to @Alamact to pick the ones that get "adapted". I found that the ones that are picked often are those that blend together with other suggestions, though sometimes an epic single suggestion gets done if it's endorsed many times (which you can do even with a simple "+1" comment).

    For example, now I'm going to suggest that we GO to the VIP LOUNGE for PREMIUM BOOZE and PREMIUM GIRLS. In BOOZE GIRLS.
    This needs to be a character. :D
     
    #3313 Spacebeast48, Nov 25, 2017
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    OK I am getting the hang of this.... @Pomojema seems to be always talking about our characters performing better after getting hammered, so I am going to go:

    +1 on GO to the VIP LOUNGE for PREMIUM BOOZE and PREMIUM GIRLS. In BOOZE GIRLS.
     
    #3314 Lock_S_Foils, Nov 26, 2017
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    Endorsed! It would be a CRYING SHAME, NOT to give a STRIKING character like THAT, a BIGGER role!

    I'm going for the COMBO!
    Have TINK deliver that HELMET and THEN have some BOOZE 'n GIRLS in the VIP-LOUNGE! :D

    Good things ALWAYS come to those who are having FUN!! Right?...
     
    #3315 Master_Farkaz, Nov 27, 2017
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    No suggestion, just need to say...
    +100 to the soundtrack + this awesome moment.
     
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    ESTABLISH YOUR DOMINANCE of THIS ESTABLISHMENT. Best way to do that? BEAT THE CRAP out of SOMEONE.

    BONUS POINTS IF YOU DO IT TO ONE OF YOUR OWN TEAMMATES, THAT MEANS YOU'RE HARDCORE.
     
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  18. Alamact

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    I believe this is our first three-parter update, folks. Enjoy!
    Welcome to thread, @Lock_S_Foils! You seem to be getting the hang of it already. I'd also like to thank @Pomojema and @Spacebeast48 for covering for me.
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    You cough. This is a FAKE COUGH.

    A cough intended to solicit a reaction. It does no such thing.

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    Let's face it, this is the best you're getting from a XENOPHOBIC AMNESIAC.

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    You channel your DEVILISH CHARM.

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    Hopefully, he won't notice the BLEMISHES.

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    He totally noticed the blemishes.

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    At least his HONESTY is still intact.

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    You get the DISTINCT IMPRESSION this is going to be a REHASH of the last time this has happened in BOOZE GIRLS.

    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.
     
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    He's right, you know.

    See: the GREAT SCOURGE of MALACHOR.
     
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    You remember you've frankly had TERRIBLE EXPERIENCES with TRANDOSHANS on AVERAGE. This information does not fill you with CONFIDENCE.

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    After ordering DRINKS for you and your DEAR COMPANIONS, with TINK and RATCHET seated near the entrance of the bar, you proceed inwards with MISSY only to find yourself in this SELF-IMAGINED VIP LOUNGE of BOOZE GIRLS. You believe it to be the VIP LOUNGE simply due to the fact that it has a GIRL in it. That's right. Just the one.

    In the background, you can hear the RENOWNED MUSIC of the DORK LORDS playing at MEDIUM VOLUME, as your CONTACT is seated at the table closest to them. He must be a music aficionado, even if he doesn't have visible ears.

    What do you do?
     
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