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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    I have to admit, the suggestions had me in a bit of a tight spot this time around.
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    You TAKE A SEAT under the bold intent of STRATEGY.

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    Or maybe he's just a VERY LIGHT GRAY TRANDOSHAN instead.

    These are, after all, SENSITIVE TIMES.

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    Let's be honest, you walked right into it.

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    MISSY is still unsure whether or not she truly wants to know if your recount of the ACADEMY DAYS is a JEST.

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    Your ORDER has ARRIVED!

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    Uh...

    What the hell, MISSY!?

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    There's LUXURY, EXCESSIVE LUXURY, and CHISS LUXURY.

    MISSY LUXURY dwarfs all three.

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    In this frame: the DUNCE and the PAMPER.

    You lose 2400 CREDITS because light-sided users are obligated to give traditional-sized tips. However, you also win some REPUTATION with RED for INDULGING her needs.

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    You gain TWO BLUE POINTS for BEING an EXCELLENT TIPPER!

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    Your SPACE CREDIT CARD is now in DEBT.

    Only the skills of a SPACE ACCOUNTANT will be able to get you out of this RESOURCE ALLOCATION CATASTROPHE.

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    Oh well, at least you have your ALCOHOLIC MILK SPIRIT THING.

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    This breaks the TRANDOSHAN.

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    Your QUESTGIVER is lying on the FLOOR with a BROKEN EVERYTHING. A death prognosis lies somewhere between the realms of DUH and OBVIOUSLY. The WOOKIEE that MISSY provoked has returned to his TABLE and for all intents and purposes, the STATE of the CANTINA has returned to NORMAL.

    What do you do?
     
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  2. MadsLad

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    LOOT HIM.

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    He must have some kind of QUEST ITEM for you.
     
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    "Not with this salary we don't" <------- LOLOLOLLLLL
     
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    You ease over to the wreckage formerly known as a "white" (or maybe "light gray"...but who am I to judge?) TRANSDOSHAN.

    Looking around nonchalantly, you LOOT him and find some gum wrappers, a broken pencil, some game tokens from the nearest GALACTIC CHUCKY CHEESE restaurant, some breath mints (you pocket for later), and a GALACTIC MAP with "Jossh" circled on it

    You ease over to MISSY, and you both walk menacingly out of the BAR.....before exiting you flip a CHUCKY CHEESE token on the bar, stating "SORRY FOR THE MESS..."
     
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    You loot him, expecting to find a repertoire of assorted junk, and one item that will give you a raging clue.
     
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    Well you might as well LOOT the WHITE/ LIGHT GRAY TRANDOSHAN of his CREDITS, and TRY to make up for the HILARIOUS AMOUNT OF DEBT that RED has just put you in SUDDENLY

    If RED is going to be so HIGH MAINTENANCE, you'll need a good amount of CREDITS on hand.
     
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    Well geez, if it's already escalated that much, Saber might as well give him a kiss of life as well :D.
     
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    Am I correct in assuming that you are desperately hoping we will now forget about the girl and her handy wookiee? I think not! :D

    YES! LOOT HIM!
    Who knows what kind of handy, plot-convenient items he might have on his person...
    Not to mention the credits we sorely need to get out of debt.

    Then share that mistery-meal with Missy. (it would be a shame to let it go to waste...)

    Then offer the gril and her Kashyyykan companion a DRINK for their assistance.
    (They might come in handy plotwise, when whe've worked ourselves into a corner again... )
     
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    Since I know you folks loved it the last time, here's yet another panorama shot - this time featuring Booze Girls:

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    The main reason I'm writing this separate post here is to draw attention to an event taking place today on the Cantina. I know a good portion of you browse this thread almost exclusively (especially at a spoiler heavy month such as this one). That being said, it is for this reason that I'm inviting you all to join the Cantina's Viewing Party extravaganza in the wake of Episode VIII's world premiere.

    What's that, you say? Basically, it's going to be a casual live-chat on Discord with the rest of the Cantina as we do a rewatch of The Force Awakens. Majestic Cantina-based prizes include the custom "The Last Jedi" account title, forum signatures and a consolation participation badge for attending.

    The event will be hosted by @DarthSnow, whom you all know - whereas I'll be a somewhat unofficial co-host. If you're interested, feel free to drop by this Discord server and say hello to the rest of us. The event will start in a couple of hours from now, specifically at:

    11:00 am PST (GMT -8)
    2:00 pm EST (GMT -5)
    7:00 pm GMT
    8:00 pm CET (GMT +1)

    For more details, you can also visit the main thread here.
     
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  10. Meister Yoda

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    You're a sith you have moral standards (sort of), you can't just loot former people. Instead investigate the crime scene and secure everything that might remotely relevant for your quest (and get that wookiee on your team).
     
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  11. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    Now that you're an unequivocally experienced ladies' man, you might consider aiding the less fortunate by offering fellow Burt here a piece of your precious DATING ADVICE™. I'm certain he will put it to good use.

    This is possibly my new favourite expression.
     
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    Awesome! Thanx Al. :)

    I feel an 'ingame movie' coming up:

    Galt Chissney Presents:​

    "The Sith Sense"
    - "I see former people!" -


    Coming Soon to cinema's everywhere across Coruscant!
     
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    NOO!!!
    Don't do that! Do ANYTHING but that!

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    Err... is this stage 3 potato or something?

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  15. Alamact

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    You just saved Saber from legendary embarrassment.
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    Since you are a BACHELOR of ETHICS, MISSY is forced to persuade you to LOOT A CORPSE. You know, like any normal RPG PLAYER would.

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    You feel dirty doing this.

    Probably not a dirty as having that PLAYSITH™ MAGAZINE featuring BUXOM CHISS WOMEN.

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    You find a PERSONAL DATAPAD alongside a BROKEN PENCIL, FIFTY CREDITS and two coupons for DUG E. CHEESE'S famous restaurant chains.

    You decide to OPEN the DATAPAD and leave the BROKEN PENCIL behind.

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    This ADVANCES the PLOT. You also recognize the name of your old acquaintance and PART-TIME JAILOR from last year, GRABBA THE HUTT.

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    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.

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    The SMALL ORANGE CREATURE interjects to your CRIME SCENE MUSINGS with the SOOTHING, MELLOW VOICE of LUPITA NYONG'O.

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    Ah, yes. TASSKBAR, and his younger brother, TUULBAR.

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    On the bright side, at least MISSY remembers to pick up her EXPENSIVE WINE on the way out.

    ...only to promptly drink it all.

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    Meanwhile, TROOPER and JAN reminisce about OLD TIMES.

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    You are now back in the MAIN AREA of BOOZE GIRLS and it is TIME for you to DEPART on an EPIC ADVENTURE to the abandoned REFUGEE SECTOR and the mysterious JEKK'JEKK TARR BAR. Before you start this point of no return...

    Is there anything else you want to do here?
     
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    Rearrange the signs to "Non-Girls Pay Extra Surcharge" and "Booze Humans". More accurate that way :D.
     
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    Why, we are dedicated to drive the plot forward. Looks like we have to go without the wookiee anyway (can't we steal it from Mrs. Citrus sinensis, Missy needs a pet.)
    On to new adventures.
     
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    Check with RATCHET and TINK if they were at least busy with their CREW SKILL ASSIGNMENTS while you were off doing all the REAL WORK.
    You also totally didn't FORGET to bring this up until now.
     
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    Ah, the FAMOUS Utility brothers! EVERYBODY knows THEM, right?

    Well, you should have EXPLAINED the SIGNIFICANCE of the word 'FORMER' to Maz...
    Shame, That orange, little girl and her furry utilitarian could have come in handy... oh well :rolleyes: (Maybe we'll get the chance to make it up to her... :cool:)

    Anyway, FIRST find out what RATCHET and TINK have found out, if ANYTHING!
     
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    YAAYYY!! One of my suggestions was implemented on ORPA!!! One of my greatest Cantina accomplishments ever.....this makes my week!!!
     
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