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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    Well, it looks like Chapter 5 is about to meet a premature end. Update should be up in the next 12 hours, then.

    In other news, I've decided to place the "legacy" characters in the original post instead of our three new protagonists. I feel that it dilutes the experience a bit for new readers because their personalities and jokes are subsequently spoiled ahead of time. No one expected Doop to go full Toydarian on Private Cumberchiss, and now that's a strong, defining part of his character. Discovering who these characters are is a very liquid process and fun to watch as both a poster and a reader (also, an author). This doesn't mean I won't be placing Doop, Saber, Missy and more in the near future, but their placement will make more sense.

    Probably in the inevitable Act 2 of this adventure. When does Act 2 arrive? I've no idea: but for comparison's sake, Mynock lost his eye on Tatooine at the end of the original's "part 1".
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    As you can see, he got a model update for "part 2" - you can expect something similar happening here with our characters when the time comes. With that said, here are the legacy character descriptions (and their last KNOWN models, not the new shiny ones they'll have once we finally meet them):

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    Yes, Ratchet's name was pretty much a Kestrel reference.
     
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    Awesome! I can't wait to see STEVE again. He was the best, like that one creepy kind uncle no one likes.
     
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    I always found him strangely endearing, despite all the disturbing experiments and what-not.
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    Why should you be DOING ANYTHING? You've AGREED to AID in the ASSAULT of GRABBA'S PALACE and AIDED IT you have! CANCEROUS was never SPECIFIC about the LENGTHS of that SERVICE. You PICK your TEAMMATES WELL as THE FLUKE, RATCHET, CLANKUS and MATT prepare to STORM the MAIN GATES by taking on your SHINY PURPLE STORY-DRIVEN QUEST.

    Ah... LIFE is GOOD.

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    Chapter 6: Bagman

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    You are now THE FLUKE. Whilst you've SADLY never had a PROPER ADVENTURE of YOUR OWN, now is the time for YOU to SHINE! With this FATEFUL SECOND CHANCE, the HOUR of THE FLUKE has COME! You are READY to PROVE your WORTH and BEYOND!

    Your COMPANIONS each HAVE MOTIVATIONS that you'll NEED to FULFILL before THIS QUEST is DONE. RATCHET wants to FREE SABER; CLANKUS and MATT want to KILL GRABBA the HUTT for TREMENDOUS HONOUREā„¢ and you want to FIND your SISTER and CONFRONT the MAN who MADE you a WANTED MAN simply because you STOLE a couple of MILLIONS or so right under HIS NOSE. That MAN is DARTH ANTAGANIS, GRABBA'S IMPERIAL CLIENT and YOUR FORMER EMPLOYER.

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    Yep, things are GETTING FASTER and MORE INTENSE. CLANKUS knows this and thus ACCORDINGLY prepares his RIFLE for ACTION. In this ROOM you find a LONESOME RUST LEGIONNAIRE, SALMONELLA the WAITRESS, SHITTY BOUNCER and HERO FODDER.

    Oh, and remember when PIGGSY had this GREAT EULOGY about how there will NEVER be ANOTHER ONE quite like him? Well... MEET his EQUALLY HIDEOUS COUSIN, PORKCHOP the JANITOR! With a look on your face that is ALMOST "4TH-WALL BREAKING", you ask yourself the ONLY QUESTION that MATTERS:

    What do you do?
     
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    ANNOUNCE YOUR ARRIVAL by SHOOTING YOUR BLASTER at the CEILING, and INTRODUCE YOURSELVES as TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
     
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    WISH FERVENTLY that DOOP SKYCHAFER was here to PLAY SABACC against LONESOME RUST LEGIONNAIRE and PORKCHOP the JANITOR.

    Oh, the IRONY!
     
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    Hah! Who knows? Maybe DOOP will enter once he realizes PIGGSY has no MONEY.
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    You are NOT PROUD of this.

    But, it seems you SIMPLY don't know ANY OTHER WAY to get YOUR MASCULINITY across and thus you REVERT to your BASEST of HABITS... that of FLIPPING TABLES. However, with the LOOK RATCHET just gave you, you CERTAINLY WON'T BE ASSERTING your DOMINANCE TONIGHT!

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    It's TIME for a CHANGE in STRATEGY! You PULL OUT your TRUSTY BLASTER that is also COINCIDENTALLY NAMED "TRUSTY".

    CLANKUS: "There's something UNWHOLESOME about a man who names his weapons."
    THE FLUKE: "Shut it."

    CLANKUS DISAPPROVES.

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    You FIRE a POWER BLAST from your TRUSTY "TRUSTY" and BASICALLY GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION. Now that you've GOT THEM where you WANT THEM, it's TIME to MAKE your BUSINESS KNOWN!

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    TRUSTY! You have BETRAYED ME!

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    Aaand... you've LOST their ATTENTION. You are also BURIED beneath what was once PART of the CEILING. Oh, and you have a BLACK EYE as well!

    What do you do?
     
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    I got nothing....BUT...this is my 30th post and I wanted to do it in your thread :p
    Oh the Powaaaaaaah....Unliiiiiimiiiiited Powah!!!!!

    Dunno what you'll do but when you get out from all that ceilling rumble can you somehow put a brown paper bag on top of PORKCHOP the JANITOR's face....I hate that guy....

    Also...put on some cool shades to hide that black eye....


    @Alamact
    I just liked your post hihihi
    Oh yeah!!!!
     
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    Have CLANKUS lift the CEILING with his BIG, STRONG ARMS. It's all about CO-ORDINATION and TEAMWORK here!
     
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    Stand up from this humiliated situation with ceiling as shield. And as PROPER TANK start randomly shooting all over the room (your accuracy is low due to great plum on your eye). You did that screaming: PIGGSYS, WHY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE PIGGSYS!
     
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    I'm honored (insert HONOUREā„¢ joke here). I really am. Congratulations on your 30th post and may it be the 30th of many more to come!
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    THE FLUKE: "Hey lift me up!"
    CLANKUS: "No."
    THE FLUKE: "It would be MY HONOURE."
    CLANKUS: *sigh* "FINE."

    CLANKUS removes the CEILING. CLANKUS gets 50 HONOURE from YOUR OWN HONOURE POOL.

    CLANKUS still DISAPPROVES.

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    Now that you're UP and RUNNING again, it's time to DO SOMETHING about that FACE of YOURS. PROBABLY COVER it UP with SOME COOL HEADGEAR! Also, you notice just HOW UGLY PORKCHOP really is and decide to SOLVE his UNFORTUNATE PREDICAMENT.

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    You walk up to PORKCHOP with a DETERMINED STANCE.

    THE FLUKE: "My friends don't like you."
    PORKCHOP: "I'm sorry?"
    THE FLUKE: "I don't like you, either. Especially that face of yours. I have just the thing for that."

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    THE FLUKE: "Here, take these COOL SHADES."

    PORKCHOP has attained "PROPER BADASS" STATUS with the IMPLEMENT of his COOL NEW SHADES. Meanwhile, you have covered up your face with a PAPER BAG, further EMPHASIZING your EYE INJURY.

    Looks like that smack to the head did more damage to you than you thought...

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    The GOOD NEWS is, you have EARNED MAJOR RESPECT from PORKCHOP the JANITOR. The BAD NEWS is, you have a PAPER BAG on your HEAD and you somewhat LIKE IT.

    What do you do?
     
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    Shout, "I AM THE AMAZING BAG MAN!"
     
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    Of course you like it...it looks cool...much better than your normal face....as you walk arround the room people take notice of the mysterious stranger under the mask/paper bag....and suddenly everyone wants one....
     
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    There's only ONE MAN capable of successfully selling PAPER BAG MASKS to a group of SCUM and VILLAINY. That man is DOOP SKYCHAFER.

    Man, we really should have brought him along...

    NANANANANA BAGMAN!
     
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    Offer to play PAZZAK with BADASS PIGGSY, because he looks AWESOME as you are.
     
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    You make a SMALL MODIFICATION to your PAPER BAG MASK in an ATTEMPT to INCREASE your "CERTIFIED BADASS" STATUS. Congratulations! You are now starting to resemble a DISCOUNT SUPERHERO SPACE VIGILANTE.

    In fact, your new MASK is SO SNAPPY, that EVERYONE in the ROOM WANTS a PIECE of THEIR OWN. It's GOING to TAKE RYLOTH'S FASHION SHOWS BY STORM! It would PROBABLY be a good idea to SELL IT and make EPIC BUCKS... and you know JUST the GUY for the JOB!

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    You CALL OUT for DOOP to GIT OVER 'ERE. There's PROFIT to be MADE! DOOP!?

    Where the hell is that guy?

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    DOOP is too BUSY PLAYING SABACC with a CORPSE RIGHT NOW to NOTICE your PLIGHT. CANCEROUS, too, is VERY BUSY. Very busy, INDEED.

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    PORKCHOP the JANITOR lets you in on a LITTLE SECRET. Those THREE DOORS behind you are ACTUALLY ELEVATORS! But they aren't just ANY KIND of ELEVATORS! They are PLOT ELEVATORS! They ELEVATE the PLOT! Also, they FURTHER the STORY! Maybe you should CHECK OUT one of THEM instead of PROCRASTINATING around the LOUNGE.

    What do you do?
     
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    The BOUNCER is standing in front of the MIDDLE ELEVATOR, so that MUST be the ONE WE WANT. GRAB him and PULL him UP, and SAY "I'm BAGMAN!" in a GRAVELLY VOICE. Then PUSH HIM ASIDE ROUGHLY and PRESS the CALL ELEVATOR button and, er, WAIT for the ELEVATOR.

    Then you will RISE! It's going to be a DARK NIGHT indeed...

    (I'm in your thread, stealing your punz).
     
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    Darth Bob, you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! I've been saving those up for later.
     
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    Yes, middle elevator it is. Offer to BOUNCER piece of yours BAGMASK to let you go in.
     
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    With the face like that the BOUNCER could use at least half of your BAGMASK...but you are reluctant to part with it because somehow people like you more if they don't know you are really you. So that is not an option and you offer him the first thing you pull out from your pants' pockets....which is...
     
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