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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Ridcully

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    Tell him you have cingulaphobia secura, so you can't wear any safety belts ever.
     
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  2. Dork Lord of the Bith

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    I do believe dear Al is trying to pass a message to us here. I can't help but notice that Caps Lock wasn't spared on words such as PUNISHING, INDIGNITY, and CLEAR PERVERSION.

    What was your BDSM attribute, again?
     
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  3. oldbert

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    Heyhouu Cantina Comeback of the year! Al tops himself all over again.

    ..but hold on..
    This guy can never ever be a REAL problem for Sabre. He has a weak mind, hasn't he?
    Everyone, especially "gone through hell and back again Darth Sabre" knows how this plays out:

    *Sabre reachs out and forces the force to follow his will, opens his mouth and..*
    "That are not the law punishing pervertes you are looking for.
    Move on!"

    Easy!
    ..
    and if that doesn't work he could do it "Luke style" (ROTJ).
     
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    Holy EPIC update Al!!!
    Those background vistas... Magnificent! Your skills as an artist grow exponentially with every update, it seems!
    Ohw man! You pull this trick EVERY time and EVERY time I'm completely blindsided by it! First we finally get to see Doop's deep and moving, emotional -sobstory- about how he became who he is today. Then suddenly, like a cold slap in an already painfully contorted face, suddenly you're Saber, who's just been pulled over by the most stereotypical cop ever. Followed by the most dreaded question in ORPA... "What do you do?"
    I have the distinct feeling Deputy Hogg here would probably say "Yes." and TASER his ass for his efforts.
    Come on Cnl... He's barely returned to us and already you want to scare him off again into hermitude?
    Well hello there! ;)
    I think we have a winner! Saber's Force-powers have been growing, along with his confidence.
    And we're desperately in need of a HERO in this EPIC TALE.

    +1 Endorsed! Use the Force to influence the mind of this mudcrawling piglet...

    ...and if that doesn't work, make him SQUEEL. (emperor)
     
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    So... I've got an idea.

    Tink is still held by Cayden and the Republic murder squad, right? Once we take care of the cop problem, I suggest we PHONE FAZ and FLAVIA to GO GET TINK BACK. They don't NEED to be guarding the ship anymore since the THREAT has come to US. While they do that, we can continue along on our MERRY WAY to find the MYSTERIOUS KNIGHT'S SANCTUM.
     
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    It's... it's like a smiling chameleon hanging upside down.
    That's actually an excellent point. Seconded!
     
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  7. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Make it happen, Al.
     
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    Right then my suggestion is that you get RED to distract the police officer while you make a quick get away in the opposite direction after all I’m sure she is more then capable of dealing with this fine officer of the law & if not well you can always have fun with organising a jail break at some future point.
     
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  9. The One Armed Wampa

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    Being the LAW ABIDING SITH LORD you are, you of course can't DISAGREE ENTIRELY with the FACT you weren't wearing a SEATBELT.

    HOWEVER you also have the RESPONSIBILITY as an UPSTANDING CITIZEN OF THE GALAXY to also bring up SEVERAL MUCH MORE SEVER INFRACTIONS you have also perpetrated.

    Like RUNNING from REPUBLIC FORCES, being an ACCESORY to ATLEAST TWO counts of MURDER of REPUBLIC PERSONNEL, JUMPING onto a MOVING SAIL BARGE, having a LIGHTSABER DUEL in the MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC, JUMPING onto a MOVING VEHICLE which ITSELF was BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT by at least TWICE.

    And this is only the LAUNDRY LIST of LAWS you've BROKEN RECENTLY. If the KIND OFFICER would like to HEAR IT ALL, it's going to BE AWHILE.
     
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  10. Alamact

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    Well, isn't that just TYPICAL.

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    Weird thing to mention, but okay.

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    So much for wasting all the comic's resources for the USELESS EXPOSITION RAMBLINGS of a DELUDED KNIGHTLY SCHOLAR.

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    OFFICER HOGG doesn't appreciate where this conversation is heading.

    As an adept in the ways of the BDSM, you follow the proper etiquette and GIVE OFFICER HOGG BACK HIS SPACE.

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    The officer just shrugs his shoulders ever so slightly and murmurs an indifferent: "Uh-huh."

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    And just like that, the officer leaves you with a FOREBODING BILL. This will become relevant again in the future, but for now, you are given a TEMPORARY RESPITE. Since you're a lightsided Sith and all, the fact that you couldn't muster up an ON-THE-SPOT payment makes you feel bad.

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    MISSY, the target of your affections, moves your attention to MORE PRESSING MATTERS that have since arisen from your unexpected duel of the fates.

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    On the other hand, RATCHET, your childhood friend and pilot, disagrees.

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    You divine a way to RECONCILE their DIVERGING THOUGHTS on how to best proceed.

    Which brings us to...

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    Jeez, Captain Faz. You can't just ASK a SITH why their eyes are yellow!

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    FLAVIA: "No."
    FAZ: "Really? Because from an aesthetics standpoint, it's outdated, don't you think?"
    FLAVIA: "No, I do not think that."
    FAZ: "Well, it is a bit tacky."
    FLAVIA: "So is your hair."
    FAZ: "Excuse me, my hair is fine. Nay, it is damn fine."
    FLAVIA: "If you say so."

    FAZ: "You Sith are terrible conversationalists, you know that?"
    FLAVIA: "Small talk is useless."
    FAZ: "I disagree. Small talk keeps boredom away."
    FLAVIA: "You're easily distracted."
    FAZ: "Only because I'm looking for a distraction. Maybe we should order some food? I've got these chance cubes, they'll help us decide the cuisine."

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    Your WRIST COMMUNICATION DEVICE is beeping.

    It looks like a PHONE CALL from your boss.

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    Your feelings serve you well, as DARTH SABER's voice crackles through the static to offer you a REPRIEVE from the boredom. That's right. You're getting a FETCH QUEST.

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    Instead of guarding the ship, your job now is to LOCATE and RESCUE your crew's MIRIALAN SLICER SPECIALIST, TINK, from the clutches of the Republic. According to Saber, her last known location is that of the local watering hole, BOOZE GIRLS.

    You're not sure how to feel about all this.

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    You're not given time to feel, as the SITH WARRIOR FLAVIA warns you of IMPENDING DANGER.

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    A pair of REPUBLIC COMMANDOS have approached you. You hopelessly gesture at FLAVIA to BAIL YOU OUT of this predicament, but her INITIATIVE ROLL is much lower than yours as a result of her CRIPPLING AMOUNT of LETHARGY.

    What do you do?
     
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  11. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Oh man what a pleasant surprise! Ajunta Pall, Kaleth... and even a young Steve sighting!

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    Throw the CHANCE CUBES and SHOOT THE COMMANDOS while they're distracted!
     
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    Now hold on! There's no reason for the commandos to believe you're a FILTHY IMPERIAL. SURE. You're standing next to a SITH LORD. In front of a SITH VESSEL. But this is all CIRCUMSTANTIAL. Flavia just has an EYE CONDITION and you got on the WRONG LANDING PAD by accident.
     
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    This.

    And not only that, but Flavia's crystal is colorblind! It's red but it thinks that it's supposed to be green!
     
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    Lure the commandos into a false sense of victory, hoping that they'll perform their well-known signature victory headbutt against each other .

    Now if Flavia decides to be an outstanding helper, perhaps she'll use the force to make the headbutt more powerful than normal. However, for some "mysterious" reason I cant imagine it being this simple :D.
     
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    Nice.

    EXPLAIN to the COMMANDOS that you're GUARDING this ship for your EMPLOYER, but that he's now also ASKED you to RESCUE one of your FELLOW EMPLOYEES. You can't do BOTH things! But REPUBLIC COMMANDOS are REQUIRED to rescue people. Therefore they should go and rescue Tink FOR YOU while you STAY and continue guarding the ship.
     
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    I second this. Have the captain roll deception.

    If that fails, I hear dice are a good source of fiber for the young, up and coming Republic commando.
     
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    She could start a conversation with something like:"Oh good, you guys have just arrived at the right time. Now we can get a neutral statement. My friend here is that proud of her masquerade. But, hey, take closer look and both of you will have to agree that really NOBODY EVER would mistake her look for the one of a REAL SITH. Same thing with that ship here. A sith style cover does not make it a real sith ship in someones eyes. So, you would make both of us happy if you could tell her the truth. IT'S A REAL BAD MASQUERADE and she would do better to choose another style for the next charity ball. What's your opinion?"....

    While talking endlessly in a way like described above the Sith Lady can -hopefully - overcome her lethargy ..and maybe once in a while start using her force powers for the greater good, huh?
     
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    She could say something like:
    "Thank the Whills you're here! That despicable SITH LORD over there, forced me to wear this Imperial uniform and help her with her nefarious plans! ARREST HER!!"

    THAT should wake her from her LETHARGY!!! Come on FLAVIA, show us your SKILLS! (emperor)

    (Perhaps she DOES have the GUTS to make someone SQUEEL!!!) :D
     
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    Guys, are you seeing this? :eek:

    We made it to the SWNN frontpage! The article is a great read, by the way. It really puts into writing why I'm loving this damn comic so much.
     
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    It is well deserved! :D
     
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