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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Alamact

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    You attempt to ROLL for DECEPTION. Since you've got charm to spare, you're at an ADVANTAGE.

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    The COMMANDOS don't seem to be IN THE MOOD for you games, it seems. Looks like you'll have to try a different strategy.

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    Wait, what?

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    You manage to CONFUSE the COMMANDOS long enough to be the QUICKER DRAW, taking them both out with DRAMATIC FLAIR.

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    Flavia is IMPRESSED by your IMPECCABLE response when in IMPERILED situations. You have left a big IMPACT on her IMPERIAL side. IMPLICITLY so.

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    Certain that THE FRIENDSHIP will now be secure, you HEAD OFF in search of TINK... and some food.

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    You are now in a LONG WALKWAY that should bring you to the place where TINK is being held. The GREASY LOOKING POOL in front of you is unmistakably familiar. You recognize it as MR. SABER'S ARMOR CLEANSER, the SANITATION PRODUCT of your boss, thus confirming that you're on the RIGHT TRACK. Refugees have gathered around the area and a scavenger is looting the remains of a FALLEN RUST LEGIONNAIRE.

    There's also a stand selling KIRTARKIN FRIED CHICKEN.

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    Hang on! This is your chance to GRAB some FOOD. It won't do you well to head into battle on an EMPTY STOMACH, right? The GRAN REFUGEE in front of you seems to have slowed down the line. You can RISK WAITING in line or you can make your way directly towards your OBJECTIVE.

    What do you do?
     
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    Since we have "charm to spare", how about we take a roll of the 'ol dice again?

    Roll deception. Convince the GRAN REFUGEE that you are, in fact, a very well known MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL with a degree from the UNIVERSITY OF LOTHO MINOR. With your charm & charisma there is no way that this GRAN REFUGEE will be able to figure out that LOTHO MINOR is a junkyard planet before you convince him that the KIRTARKIN FRIED GUNDARK is, in fact, DANGEROUSLY UNHEALTHY for the GRAN and that it is much safer to find food elsewhere.

    Thus you get to the front of the line, grab your KFG, then B-line it to your OBJECTIVE, aka Tink.
     
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    Agreed. FLAVIA could employ a MIND TRICK as well.
     
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    Do you even have any CREDITS to barter with? Grab those bottles on the floor, give them to the scavenger for credits and then use those to buy the KFGs.
    This is so awesome! @DarthSnow, @teline and @Dork Lord of the Bith deserve a special shoutout for bringing us this article. :)
     
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    IGNORE your URGES and proceed onward to BOOZE GIRLS. This is obviously a TRAP and you shall not fall for it!
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    So this is what that December thing was about! Most important takeaway for me that no one has mentioned yet:
     
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    Forget about queuing Tink & your stomach can’t wait that long.
    Storm up to the KFC vendor pull out you blaster & dammand to be served NOW.
    Once you have your nourishment you can go find Tink.
     
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    Oh man I completely forgot that the review series was a thing! What a pleasant thing to wake up to. Had no idea @teline would also be a part of it. Congrats on getting it out the door!
    The KFG place is CLOSED and yet GIB FORTUNA is selling a bunch of it anyways. WHERE does he get this stuff? QUESTION the LEGALITY of the situation and roll for INTIMIDATION to force Gib to give some for free.
     
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    It really is awesome, and we're just as excited as you are! I can't even tell you when this all started (trust me, I'd love to -- but I don't remember because it has been so long ago) but to finally reach this point is.... rewarding, to say the least. The 3 of us will continue to write the majority of these articles, but we would be remiss in not crediting The Paint Master™ himself, @Alamact, for helping to get us off the ground. He's put a ton of work into making sure all the legs that these articles stand on are on rock-solid ground, and honestly it's probably a big reason the actual adventure has slowed a bit [sorry guys!] but I think that you all will appreciate how legit and detailed everything is... it wouldn't be ORPA if it wasn't.
    :)

    Yep, this was the December thing. And we delivered with classic ORPA punctuality. :D

    It's almost daunting to go back to the beginning, but it's so much fun viewing this thing in another light. I'm deeply honored to be a part of this. The plan is for us to be a mainstay on SWNN with the hopes of drawing in plenty of new readers to our coveted adventure. What you currently see on SWNN is a fantastic intro, but the best is yet to come...

    SOON.
     
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    Now I can't help but wonder if Al making the Wikia and remastering all those Act I scenes was with all this in mind...
     
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    He was basically our very own Pablo Hidalgo. Every time we needed some fact checking or choice panels from the adventures, we would hit him up. He provided us with some background on how it all got started so the interesting tidbit on ORPA's roots are all him.
     
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    @SWNN-article
    Woah. I had no idea about all the efforts "behind the scenes" before checking out the article.
    Many thanks to @DarthSnow @teline @Dork Lord of the Bith and -once again - @Alamact . Most impressive!

    @Comic:
    Who needs food like this?
    Some drinks @Booze will do the job of satisfying your needs :)
     
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    It's all a matter of perspective. If you look more closely, it's actually the alien that has closed himself, not the store.

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    Well-spotted! POINT this out to him. If he is CLOSED, he is TECHNICALLY NOT in LINE. Therefore YOU can be SERVED IMMEDIATELY. He can't REPEL LOGIC of that MAGNITUDE!
     
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    Whether or not you actually decide to eat at KFG (or its un-licensed off-hours "affiliate"), inquire as to whether those are fried Gundark ears. And if they are, find out who was strong enough to remove the ears from... the rest of the Gundark.

    Surely that kind of muscle could come in handy on this Tink quest!
     
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    Start Moonwalking away and hope they don't notice.
     
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    >Def. be a PRIMADONNA and refuse to answer their PEASANT'S QUESTIONS unless the correct RED-TO-BLUE-TO-GREEN-TO-BROWN M&M RATIO is met in the complimentary M&M BOWL. And SO HELP YOU GOD if they don't keep it outside of SPILLING DISTANCE from the complimentary WHISKEY BOWL WITH THOSE AIRPLANE-SIZED SINGLE-SHOT WHISKEY BOTTLES.

    >Also clap at people when you want something.
     
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    Quell Dilemma! Choices, choices...
    Good point! How's this for an idea?

    SHOVE the GRAN REFUGEE aside and tell GIB FORTUNA that you two are from HEALTH INSPECTION and you are CONFISCATING his obviously ILLEGAL merchandise!
    This way you'll SAVE the unknowing public from SHADY FOODZSTUFS and YOU will have your desired SNACK, on your way to save TINK!
     
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    How did I not think of this? Brilliant.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Endorsed!
     
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    Hello Fellow Cantina Members,

    I’ve been lurking on this site since its inception, back when it was just Star Wars 7 News. I have been following this comic since the very beginning, and I’m excited to finally be joining this community!

    As for our MEANINGFUL CHOICES...

    It’s clear that GIB FORTUNA is not selling authentic, quality KFG chicken. Where in the WORLD is he getting his meat from? Perhaps, in fact, from the dead RUST LEGIONARE right beside the table that the Nautolaun is currently...examining?

    Share this ILLUMINATING falsehood with bystanders to create a RIOT! The odds of that working in your favor are approximately 3,720-1, of course. In the ensuing confusion, grab the finger-lickin good protein and be on your merry way to rescue Tink!
     
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