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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Capt. Andrew Luck

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    Your BAG CREDIT CARD! You NEVER leave the BAG CAVE without it.

    Use the CREDITS on it to PAY your way through.
     
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  2. Dark Cutie

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    Second that :p
     
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    ***FYI The Amazing Bagman is a real thing.***
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    Ah alternate spider man costumes oh yeah i'm down
     
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    Sometimes I scare myself...lol
     
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    same
     
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    No, Elevator #3! Pick #3!
     
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  8. Alamact

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    Unfortunately, there's no way I can make today's update on time. I had to reset my laptop, which meant reinstalling the whole batch of software I use for all my computer needs (including the ones I use for making the comic itself). As a gesture of appreciation for all the lovely participants (both old and new) of this strange adventure, here's the picture that started it all. The moment when the bright idea (hah!) of a sequel popped in my head for the first time.

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    As you can see, rather subpar and unworthy - like a cheap bootleg of the real thing. But I practiced, reiterated, collaborated with the original author for a full month before even deciding to take the plunge at last. If I was to do this, then I knew I had to do it right. It goes without saying that I'm thankful this series has found its home here on the Cantina, and that folks are interested to see where this is all headed.

    Hopefully, by the end of this journey of ours, it will have answered all the questions the veterans of the old thread had; that the stories of Mynock, Kestrel, Trooper, Jan, Steve, Galt and Jane have reached their satisfying conclusion; and that the new heroes have had an adventure of their own as much as you all had fun in this thread.

    Update should be up tomorrow at the regular time. Until then, we have this little Throwback Thursday to tide us over.
     
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    @Alamact
    That is beautifull...thank you
    This is my favorite thread here...
    but I have to admit I knew nothing of the game and I pretty much walked in to it at page 16 completely clueless....makes me really happy that you include my suggestions even if they seem misplaced sometime....but I'll work on that and better myself the more I get into the story and the people creating it :)
     
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    And you're relying on us to get there?

    Dude, you'd better start booking your therapist now.

    Keep up the good work, though. Until you go mad.

    Now, lets get back to waiting for that elevator.
     
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  11. Alamact

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    You know, I half expected to hear this instead.
    Basically, you've got a covetous guy who's part of an Order that shuns greed; a benevolent Sith Lord who is like a Valedictorian that has never quite gotten the hang of life outside the academic world; and a rather prissy miss, all privileged and high-society-like, that wants the freedom to do her science research, yet is ironically in love with rules, procedures and proper etiquette. Yes, these are our heroes.
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    No VIP ACCESS shall EVER be DENIED to you, the BOMBASTIC BAGMAN! You REACH DOWN your PANTS and PULL OUT your SHINING CARD MADE of FINEST CARDBOARD.

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    It's your BAG CREDIT CARD! You never leave the BAG CAVE without it.

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    You HAND it OVER to the BOUNCER in EXCHANGE for PASSAGE. The BOUNCER immediately starts to WORSHIP the CREDIT CARD as if it was some kind of a RELIGIOUS IDOL. He starts spouting SOME RANDOM WORDS like "MY PRECIOUS!" in HEAVILY ACCENTED GIBBERISH.

    Before letting you through, he ASKS you for YOUR NAME.

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    NEED I SAY MORE?

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    Like the ABSOLUTE TOUGH-GUY that you are who is in NO WAY hiding ANY DEEP INSECURITIES, you THROW the BOUNCER across the SCENE after that GRAVELY DISPLAY of INTRODUCING ONE'S SELF.

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    You PRESS the NONEXISTENT ELEVATOR BUTTON that the AUTHOR apparently forgot to draw because he is a DINGUS. You now wait for the ELEVATOR... and your DESTINY!

    You are STILL WAITING. It's a GOOD THING you have PATIENT TENDENCIES.

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    OH COME ON! Yet another pointless LOADING SCREEN! How MANY of THESE does this THING HAVE!?

    Meanwhile, OUTSIDE the PALACE...

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    Well... AT LEAST that HOLE got UNCLOGGED.

    You are now DOOP SKYCHAFER, WINNER of your 5th CONSECUTIVE WIN against the CORPSE of PIGGSY the SECRETARY. There may be a SLIGHT CHANCE that you and CANCEROUS aren't exactly the MOST PRODUCTIVE PARTICIPANTS of the SIEGE right now.

    What do you do?
     
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    Use your TOYDARIAN NOSE to SNIFF OUT the CREDITS inside the palace.

    THE FLUKE and CLANKUS should head inside ELEVATOR #2. YOU, RATCHET and MATT should head inside ELEVATOR #3. That way we can cover ALL POSSIBILITIES! Elevator #1 is for LOSERS. No one gives a DAMN about that one!

    COMMENCE with the DUAL PROTAGONIST CHAPTER! It's the SIEGE OF GRABBA'S PALACE FOR FUX'S SAKE!
     
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    YES!!!Yes....Exactly....EXACTLY!!!!
    All of this....

    But!!!..before you do all that, you catch one of that hole falling .....is that a bounty hunter??....you never know when you can use a blue falling bounty hunter


    @Alamact
    Thank you for the quick walkthrough....I just love how they all seem conflicted...with irony...I really love the way you think....carry on :)
     
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    Suggest you become active in the siege. You may get a medal and a kiss from a princess or something if you succeed.
     
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    It's the Bombastic Bag-Man.
     
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    Throw CANCEROUS through hole, and jump after that through hole too. You don`t want to miss party inside, because you`we got bored of winning 5 games in row!
     
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    It's a Mandalorian, part of Cancerous Ordo's squad (that guy behind Piggsy). The running gag with Mandalorians here is that they practically get off on the concept of honor. The key posts related to Mandalorians would probably be this and this.
    The amount of potential this thing can have in the long run...
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    You will NOT be THROWING CANCEROUS through the HOLE! CANCEROUS has his OWN FANCY JETPACK instead! Before taking his leave, he MENTIONS the PROMISE of a REWARD if you FURTHER CONTRIBUTE to the SIEGE. Your mind immediately REGISTERS this as a BIG PILE of CREDITS or a FORMIDABLE AMOUNT of HONOUREā„¢.

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    You can HEAR it. THE PRESENCE of that PROMISE grows LOUDER with EACH PASSING SECOND, BANGING on the OUTER DOORS of the PALACE. It's time to DOUBLE your FORTUNES!

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    Meanwhile, INSIDE the PALACE... the ELEVATOR has FINALLY ARRIVED! *cough* FILLER CONTENT *cough*

    You, being the STRATEGIST that you ARE, DECIDE to SPLIT UP to COVER MORE GROUND. CLANKUS accompanies you to the MIDDLE ELEVATOR as you LEAVE RATCHET and MATT BEHIND. From now on, you are TEAM "TOUGH GUYS"!

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    Well, this is AWFULLY ATMOSPHERIC.

    Apparently you've ENTERED into some kind of a STORAGE ROOM hidden DEEP within the BOWELS of the PALACE. LIGHTNING EFFECTS are fully in place, meaning that it's now FREAKING DARK EVERYWHERE all-of-a-sudden! An OMINOUS CONSOLE is FLICKERING across the ROOM and SEVERAL MANDALORIAN CORPSES LITTER the FLOOR.

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    CLANKUS: "They must have been part of the INITIAL ASSAULT."

    Strangely enough, a DEAD IMPERIAL is lying below the PLATFORM as well.

    What do you do?
     
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    USE the FLICKERING CONSOLE. Surely it has GOOGLE MAPS on it, which you can USE to LOCATE GRABBA! Also, LOOT THE CORPSES. This is a RAID after all, and you NEED to GRIND BETTER GEAR for the END BOSS FIGHT.
     
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    Check the Imperial's DATA LOGS! It's a well known fact that every NPC CORPSE has THEM for some reason! And they usually DETAIL PLOT RELEVANT STUFF.
     
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    That all sounds fine and the OMNIOUS CONSOLE looks important but all you really wish to do is smash all the boxes....they are just so...so FREAKING UNOPENED...it drives you crazy thinking what could be inside....you almost forget about your mission....
     
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