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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. Master_Farkaz

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    Is it just me, or have things gone a little quiet in here?

    Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?



    *Crickets chirping*



    :(
     
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  2. Darth Bob

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    @Alamact is in hiding on a remote, smelly planet island, training a protege who will bring ORPA to an end, once and for all. Peace to the galaxy!



    ...Seems as good a guess as any.
     
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    Alas, poor RANDOM TRANDOSHAN, he tried to JUMP ACROSS and got himself SKEWERED on the PIPE. Obviously these fine UPSTANDING CITIZENS wish to get to the other side of the ABYSS. Unless I'm mistaken, you happen to have FORCE POWERS and could probably assist these UPSTANDING CITIZENS by using the Force to bend the PIPE down to BUILD A BRIDGE between your peoples. Of course, you must also get across the ABYSS, but which side goes FIRST? I suggest a DANCE OFF and the WINNER goes FIRST. We must GET DOWN to GET ACROSS.
     
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    There's definitely been something weird going on with our Rear Admiral since 2018. I hope he is doing OK. The last I saw from him was in the NFL thread and when he was critiquing GoT S8.
     
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    Maybe @Alamact moved to some rural area and is already uploading an update for 3 months using a 2G network link.
     
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  6. Master_Farkaz

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    NO, NO, NO, we will cross TOGETHER or NOT AT ALL! And should we go down in FLAMES... At least we'll be WARM... and we'll all go down TOGETHER.
    Maybe @DarthSnow could shed some light on this... Lord Commander? Do you know anything about this?
    Roflmao! Man, that would be sad. Has been uploading the latest update since early march... and has no way of warning us, cause he hasn't got the bandwidth! :D
     
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    Well, as with most creative geniuses, I'm guessing that this comic is but one of his many interests and involvements and we're just going to have to learn to be patient. :D And as he's always said, he'd rather wait to deliver a proper update than to give us something sub-par.

    But yeah, he's out there. He's like Santa: always watching, knows when you've been good or bad, making a Lisp and checking it twice.... though, I think you'll have to trade in the milk and cookies for scotch and sandwiches.

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  8. Master_Farkaz

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    Making a "Lisp" huh? ;) And fjecking it twyffe? :p This should be interesting!

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    Not the Lord Commander but I saw Alamact last friday. He is really busy dealing with some real life sh*t but we went for some beer to relax after my 2nd shift ended. He danced with a beautiful black lady and later spent the early morning with me in the store where I work watching Star Wars. xD
    He said he really appreciated the break.
     
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    Ohh my gosh, please tell me the madlad actually got to touch her hair!


    For those not in the know: that's like Al's Achilles heel when it comes to women. Best way into the Rear Admiral's trousers? Have curly hair.
    It's adorable.

    Edit ~ Unless of course she had straight hair but I'm gonna take my chances.
     
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    She was all over his hair!
    I swear I looked at him one time that night while she was messing with his hair and he had a face like

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    Rear Admiral putting in the moves!

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    RL-shit always needs to come first! Hope everything turns out well for him!

    Dancing with a BEAUTIFUL NUBIAN PRINCESS, who was RUFFLING the Rear Admiral's hair? :cool:
    Good on him! He deserved it!

    If you see him again, please forward my salutations to him, if you will.
    Please convey to him, that he can take all the time off he needs.
    Yet upon his return, we will expect details on this dark and mysterious, hair-ruffling temptress! ;)

    Thank you for the heads up and in advance for your cooperation.
    This will not be awkward at all, when he returns and reads this. :D
     
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    I will address my diminished presence on the Cantina in a following post. I cannot go into it without detail, and I don't want to do it right now with an update on the way, but I feel that you folks deserve an explanation.
    I'm a simple man. I like dark, kinky-haired women and breakfast food.
    Oh, I could write countless paragraphs about that night. It started out as a casual get-together with Mads to unwind with a couple of beers. Come to think of it, me knowing Mads in person is probably this comic's worst kept secret by far. I can't remember the last time in my life I had that much fun. We ended up talking about cuisine from her home country, and she taught me a few words and phrases from her language. I don't think I've ever met a woman who had such an appreciation for Guinness that wasn't Irish.
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    Like the good little Sith Lord that you are, you instinctively WARN YOUR FRIEND to avoid stepping into the GAPING ABYSS in front you, even though she's STANDING WITHIN A COMPLETELY SAFE DISTANCE.

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    Ratchet indulges your OVERCAUTIOUS WHIMSY.

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    SIVA, the FAKE-RATCHET who caused your imprisonment in the palace of GRABBA THE HUTT, beckons you to make your presence known. Frankly, it's insulting that she's forgotten all about you.

    It's time to make a completely UNNECESSARY DRAMATIC ENTRANCE.

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    Looks like Siva recognizes you after all.

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    MISSY: "Saber, who is this woman anyway? She unnerves me greatly."
    SABER: "Oh, that's just my ex. Obviously."
    SIVA: "How dare you spew such filth!"
    MISSY: "Normally I would call your bluff, but her denial gives your claim a frightful kind of legitimacy."

    RATCHET: "We're all in different types of denial here."
    MISSY: "How so?"
    RATCHET: "You act like you don't want Saber to charge up your loading ramp."
    MISSY: "Wow. That's just categorically false."

    SABER: "So, what are you doing out here, Siva? Have you missed my crustacean charms, perchance?"
    SIVA: "You know, I really have half a mind to just shoot you on sight."
    MISSY: "Ah, she definitely *does* know you, then."

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    While you struggle to maintain this conversation to the best of your AWKWARD ABILITY, the Chiss scientist-turned-outlaw TAPS AWAY at her PERSONAL WRIST CONSOLE.

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    You tell them, Missy! The CENTENNIAL TURKEY belongs to Mynock!

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    Sal's jammed gun BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE. Literally.

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    This is one morality shift away from a VILLAIN MONOLOGUE.

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    It's a good thing Missy is on your side. All that's now left is to GET ACROSS THE BRIDGE.

    PRESS HERE FOR SOUNDTRACK.

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    The entrance to a BROKEN-DOWN, RUSTED SANCTUARY looms in front of you. Its rickety walls are cracked from the wear and tear of centuries. GAMORREAN HEADS pierced by wooden stakes litter the gates. Such a pleasant place for your evening stroll.

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    A familiar chill runs through your spine...

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    It's coming from inside the the sanctum, but you can't yet ascertain its source.

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    The eyes of the GAMORREAN SKULLS light up as realization sets in: you are being watched.

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    With dampened speed, the door CREAKS under a GREAT EFFORT and the passage to this DARK SANCTUM now jars open for you.

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    Yeah, like you haven't said it a COUNTLESS TIMES already, Saber.

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    You now find yourself in a dimly-lit maze of tunnels. The floor has almost entirely corroded away in certain places, but for now it seems content to endure your significant weight. Maybe you should have left your SITH PLATED ARMOR at THE FRIENDSHIP.

    One of these paths will lead you to the end of your quest on NAR SHADDAA.

    Which way do you go?
     
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    Form HUMANOID LADDER to CEILING, then use THE HIGH GROUND to pass over WEAK FLOOR
     
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    USE SUPER MARIO LOGIC AND WALK OUT THE WAY YOU CAME IN.

    This will make you SKIP the MAZE ENTIRELY.
     
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    Sounds like a prime opportunity for a little game of Hopscotch if I ever heard one!

    A sith lord so well-versed in proper etiquette always does what is right. So, RIGHT it is!
     
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    Sometimes I forget that Missy's mentor was the big bald blue ball himself. She's really channeling her inner Snote in this update.
    Endorsed! Make sure to SPREAD YOUR WEIGHT APPROPRIATELY.

    Missy has to sit on your face.
    Oh man... was she Nigerian? I bartend and Guinness is almost all they ever order.
     
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    First up go missy :).
    As for what to do
    Send The lightest member of your group ahead to test the sturdiness of the flooring once they have found a safe way across follow them carefully.
     
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