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Featured GAME [Interactive Comic] Old Republic Paint Adventures

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Paint Adventures' started by Alamact, Feb 21, 2016.

  1. skychafer

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    Whatever you do, DO NOT FLIP the TABLE.
    I repeat. DO NOT FLIP the TABLE.

    No matter how much you want to, no matter how enticing it sounds, DO NOT. FLIP. THE TABLE.
     
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    TFW you realize what Palpatine's incomprehensible speech is meant to satirize.

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    Well played Al.
     
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    Time for some SLEIGHT-OF-BLAND! Switch the colourful CREDIT CHITS on the table with colourful SHARDS of GLASS from the floor. The PERFECT CRIME.
     
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    Endorsed! +1

    MANBEEF and ZAEED wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyway because they're not from the GFFA.
     
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    I still have a bad feeling about it
     
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  7. Lord of the Rens

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    So does the table that Darth Chubs just pummeled.
     
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    For the non-Americans among us, this is the original text that Al satirizes:

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    And yes, that is in fact a real quote.
     
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    I saw tittylating political scandal and Palpatine and just ran wild with it.
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    Since ZAEED is no fool and will no doubt see through your ruse, you decide to DISTRACT him by sending the young Zabrak officer to bother him in exchange for POLITICAL POINTS with your VERY FRESH, VERY BEST, new friend, the corrupt CHANCELLOR YEN-ZUR.

    Ah, nothing quite like some dubious political LEVERAGE while you scheme to replace the credits with the shards of a spilled BEVERAGE.

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    Yep. These will do nicely.

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    You have gained a sum of 4600 REPUBLIC CREDITS, therefore doubling the largest sum of wealth you've ever held in your life before. You, my very mellow yellow fellow, are CLEARLY on the UP-AND-UP!

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    There's still the matter of getting LUNK to snap out of the game as the outcome has become rather irrelevant.

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    LUNK is in THE ZONEā„¢. It would be unwise and indubitably reckless to interrupt this STEWING MASS of MUSCLE and FURY.

    Luckily, you are a RECKLESS YOUNG MAN first and foremost.

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    Is- is this the STAR WARS equivalent of assuming there's such a thing as the N-WORD PASS?

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    LUNK headbutts you in response. This will leave a CONCUSSION or two.

    MANBEEF appears rather unimpressed. He's seen KROGAN INFANTS do far better headbutts than that. Not that you know what he's talking about anyway.

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    MANBEEF is enamored with his prize money. ZAEED probably doesn't care. ZAEED has had enough of this GUDDAM CAMEO that was probably a BLATANT ATTEMPT to cut costs and reuse assets from a PREVIOUS ADVENTURE.

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    FINALLY.

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    You are now in the LEVEL 1313 PROMENADE outside the QUEST PUB. It's a rather fancy sight by your standards. In it, you find a DISROBED man in ROBES, a CLOAKED CRUSADER of JUSTICE and MAIDENHOOD, as well as a FELLOW MIRIALAN.

    What do you do?
     
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    Go to the ABUSEMENT PARK and SPEND all your CASH on FRIVOLOUS RIDES!
     
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    First off, avoid the DISROBED man in ROBES at all costs. Contrary to popular belief, in this case it's some DISS-ROBES, and if you don't watch yourself, he'll lay down a diss track on you so phat and so hawt that not even yo mama could dig yo outta dis hole!

    Secondly, take the fedora off the CLOAKED CRUSADER, and rub his head. He looks like he needs a good noogie.
     
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    Don't you mean amusement park?
    We're about to derail the plot again, aren't we?
    Van is clearly there to lead us to where Stan is being held.

    So in the SPIRIT of UNLIMITED CONVOLUTION... ENDORSED!
     
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    Leave IMMEDIATELY as LEVEL 1313 has been CANCELLED.



    Yeah, I went there.
     
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    That thing in the drum is essential for our mission. Get it you have to
     
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    In the NAME of Intergalactic Decency, you give this man YOUR PANTS and just WING IT, for the rest of THIS adventure.
     
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    Happy Fourth Anniversary to us, folks!

    Four years of Paint Adventures. We had our breaks - both short and sweet, as well as the long and inexcusable ones. You commit to a herculean project such as this in times when you can afford to, but life never stays still, and in my experience, always seems to work against you. I started this comic as a star-eyed bloke fresh out of high school, halfway on the verge of entering the third decade of his life. It's been a fulfilling journey, tending to this adventure and its heroes, watching them grow - even if I couldn't always keep up with the pace of updates that so many of you have grown accustomed to expect. I am sorry about that.

    I am thankful that many of you had the patience to stick around. I am thankful to @Lankist for entrusting me the keys to his legacy. I am thankful to the original fans who joined the comic in its infancy and helped it find its footing; as well as all the new fans who have made the story their own. Above all, I am thankful to all of you, no matter how big or small the role you played in Old Republic Paint Adventures.

    Thank You:

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    I have no idea what the year has in store for us and this interactive story of ours, given the dastardly predicament I find myself in, but I will try my best to justify your continued support for as long as I can - be it through Amethar or in a Galaxy Far Far Away.
     
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    Just want to point out that that's Rather Dashing from Dantooine. Looks like Jun and Lunk aren't the only survivors of Khoonda.

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    RECONCILE with your OLD BUDDY and COMPARE SCARS.
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    You can take however months you need Al. I will always be there Day 1 to read the next update.
     
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